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I've never heard of a woman talking about losing erections before. :dunno:

Yeah, this one fails too. What's wrong with a person saying "no"? Why do they have to be lying if they answer "no"? :rolleyes: A much better topic: "Things you can not say truthfully" 1. I am not here. 2. I am not alive. 3. I am lying.

By that reasoning, why hasn't the government started to recognize legal partnerships between ******/********, *******/******, ******/***, multiple spouses, etc.? And what prevents them from doing so? Isn't the damage already done by allowing legal partnerships? There really is no difference in...

Wow, this poll wasn't open for very long! I guess Ms. Parton is already filled up! As for the question. Yeah, I suppose I would bang her.

Don't let me stop you.

:rofl2: Of course, he is already referred to as that by his Chinese constituents.

Wow. You just mind-fucked me. Awesome. This idea of being interested in this is a scenario I had never thought of before. Perhaps once he's seen the pics, you can also use that fact as *********. :) I'm a real fucker for saying this, but if this scenario interests you, I say go for it. The...

Take out the *toss* and you've described my version of foreplay. :D

<---------This one does!!!!

I daresay I could make half of the gents on this forum cum faster than any woman could. And that's a conservative estimate. And Becks would take care of the other half.

What a great post. Glad I got a chance to see it. I don't have trouble getting up to the "cuter" girls, but I do appreciate when they do not feel the need to go on to hardcore.

That's because links to other forums are not allowed on this board. Sometimes I think the title "Freeones Rules" is the least checked-out volume in this great library, right after "Dismembering Your Penis for Fun and Profit".

I love well thought-out threads. I'll never tire of naldo starting threads informing us which pornstar he thinks is hot over and over again, and such offerings as "hillary clinton face fuck" and "aria giovanni has the hottest feet" and who could forget "girls complaining that not now my back...

^ That was just beautiful. :cry:

On behalf of Spleen, let me graciously accept the "blow me" offer. ;)

The town of Beaver (which is nearby us here in Wisconsin) narrowly voted to allow the use of All-Terrain Vehicles on all town roads. The measure ****** in a real nail-biter by a vote of 318-300. :tongue: Seriously, though, good thread and run down No Man.

You've uncovered my secret plot! :tongue:

That's why you've always got to check all the threads you can for hidden gems! Well, this thread got off to a REALLY rough start with a typo that confused us to the sentiments of the original poster and we got some heated racial arguments. Though the cats with hats were off-topic, they helped...

Re: Brand New! Buy a User Title (those words under your name) with FreeOnes Points! Sounds good. Although I already have my custom title due to post count, I think it will be fun that more members will have access to custom titles. I can't wait to see what people come up with!

Good find. Looks like gunslingingbird was right about seeing this before! Posted from a different member at least this time!

Your request for ham has been denied. Don't worry bro, they did the same **** to me. Still waiting on a ham and cheese sandwich. Nothing but a bunch of LONG-order cooks, these jackals.

I agree with these sexy fellas. This would be a very good feature.

^ More than happy to oblige! Here's a double feature! (A sure cure for any tension created by racial or political debates!)

If Freeones is to be translated into the Language of Love, I am available.

My top porn moment was back in '78 when Chuckles Kershaw broke the "decency barrier" and became the first clown to perform in a major studio porn release.

Just to clarify, the last cat I posted DID happen to be WHITE, but I did not elect him to represent me for that reason. ELECT a CALICO PRESIDENT in 2012!!!!! (I'll settle for a tortoiseshell)

From the site: I can understand why this guy is angry, it's tough trying to find a girl that is actually willing to **** on you. This is the closest I've found:

Uh oh.....need a cat, need a cat, pronto!!! Ahhh, better.

Yeah, well most of the "uncommon" type stuff I found in my quick little search was gross, but I somehow came across hers and felt it was kind of uncommon looking, though not necessarily bad. :)

Wait, you have to be a member of Lady Sonia's website in order to fuck her? :eek: Oops, looks like I didn't follow protocol.... ;)

Not only did the link not work for me, but now that particular penis enlargement regimen has failed me as well. :( Talk about a double whammy....

Now that's more like it! This is the Freeones I've come to know and love! :blowjob: :nanner:

I dunno why he has a hat, but I knew I was saving his pic for just the right occasion! :) Looks like the hat is made of the peel of some sort of citrus fruit, but it's too big to be a lime, so on that, I dunno either! lol

Please read the companion story: GF Severs Man's Penis When He Spat on Her

I **** to go blatantly off-topic, but I think this thread can really, really use a funny cat right about now to defuse things....

I think this guy's got it right. It's so simple. What's done is done, whether you supported Obama or not. Is it really going to make any American happy if Obama fucks up? Will it really make you that happy to be able to shove it in someone's face? If it does, then you have a problem. It's almost...

This thread is funny. I see a lot of sore losers whining and bitching, and some throwing in some racism to boot! You don't see your more classy conservative posters of this board taking part in this "I told you so" crap, and that is very telling.

Ah, so you like the uncommon pussies, do you ? Well you have come to the right place! Here you go for starters!!

I don't get pissed off with ****, but I do like to **** on ****. Nothing arouses me more than entering into a public bathroom stall only to discover there are some leftover "logs" in the toilet! I proceed to rifle my ******** stream at the turds and delight to watch them bobbing up and down in...

Latinas certainly are hot! They are well-represented in my favorites by Gabriella Williams, Andrea Torres, Mindy Vega, Katalina Verdin, Lucia Tovar, Whitney Stevens, Melissa Puente, Monica Mendez and Reina Leone! Certainly one of my favorite ethnic groups when it comes to gorgeous women!

Welcome Willem! Nice Top 20 montage! :thumbsup:

Damn, I couldn't wait to see what it was too!

Odd question. I suppose I would want to be Paige Turner, so I could bask in my own sense of self-satisfaction for having dreamed up a name for myself that was "oh so clever".

Perhaps it's not proper English, but it follows a structure that is often used (at least here in the US, though of course that's not where FO originates). Such as "Let's talk baseball" or "We're talking politics" The "about" that seemingly should be used is just dropped. Would be interested to...

Why not, we'll make it a party! All the usual suspects are invited! (You folks know who you are!)

I found this to be very funny, but as tubuler points out, there are PLENTY of uninformed and blind voters on BOTH sides. I support Obama, but I thought it was hysterical when that last woman on the audio called McCain "uneducated" when she obviously knew nothing herself!

Touching story. I'm glad the *** got to watch his hero win that one last time.

I don't see why there is much reason this formula should work. They don't refine gasoline from crude oil and throw the rest away. The rest is made up of diesel and other oil products. ALL of it is used in one way or another. There is very little waste. So any process for determining the price of...

I never have any cash on me, and never use my debit cards. I handle all my purchases with credit cards, earning my rewards and paying my balances in full each statement. The credit card companies must **** me. I always know my bank balances down to the nearest dollar. I am quite good with...

Just watched that movie myself. Actually intended to be a more realistic presentation of the world of prostitution in response to the success of Pretty Woman, the year before. I thought it was good, scored 7/10 for me. I also watched the often overlooked sequel Whore 2, though the plot is...