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Re: Who made you cum today? Her name is Jazmin and it was only $40

Petra doing the Chtulhu :cthulhu:

That's no surprise to me, but for some reason I don't believe they're going to spy on me since, what have I done to be spied on? :dunno: Anyway, when I go to Mexico, I don't even carry my cellphone, and my car doesn't have on-star or sat. radio. Whatever I do over there, is between me and the...

Yeah, poor Justine Beaver :facepalm:

The ladies in that club up there :tongue: This is just a little something of what goes on inside And if you like the chick, ask your waiter to bring her to you for either a lapdance or full service..... if you know what I mean

What happened? Wife doesn't want to give up the ass? :tongue:

What? :dunno:

For Austin so opened a can of whoopass so that whoever faced him on the ring shall not feel his legs anymore but forever eat through a straw. Amen.

:1orglaugh Actually, I'm voting for this guy. The claims of his beliefs by the leftist media seem a little too exagerated, like when the rightist media said that Obama was a socialist, pure exaggeration, right? :tongue: Plus, I don't care either way about social issues anyway but economic...

^^ Auditioning for the walking dead or what? :tongue:

Me in prom night :( and of course this was the song playing at the time

Well, considering that Ike is a "content" something or other, let me ask you something, between sitting on a computer writting and talking to a bunch of pervs or filming/fucking some hot chicks what would you guys choose? Yup, the guy's probably busy doing something some of us wish we could...

Ah....well...... hmmm......that wasn't my intention :uohs: :cthulhu: Please don't eat me!!

He's not a bad enough dude to rescue her? :dunno: Or is it because she wasn't ********* by ninjas? :tongue:

Bingo. Let's imagine that by some miracle he wins the nomination, and by a bigger miracle wins the general election, there's a little something called the First Amendment that he will have to challenge to make that happen. And another thing, a Daily Caller article on Rick Santorum? ****, why...

A friend of mine wants to know if they rent them?

Well, on this Sudan issue I do applaud him.... :clap::clap: But what is needed to stop that genocide? Sanctions agains Sudan? A lawsuit? Criminal charges from the U.S. Department of Justice? A very angry letter from the UN? People holding hands across America, Europe, or wherever chanting...

Whatever happened to this photobombing thread? :dunno: I'm bumping it too!! And I got some evidence that Dirk's photobombing is hereditary. Here's a picture of his photobombing grandpa, lurking in the background....

Well, Red Bull gives us wings!!! :tongue:

Let me put it this way... back then they didn't have as much make up to make the zombies as scary as they are now :tongue: And, yes, the ending, that was what made Night of the Living Day so groundbreaking. Not only did it gave birth to the zombie genre, and not only did it have a black...

Can't wait for Monday... And I encourage all the other ladies to post their stuff here, no need to let Briana and Harley do all the "heavy lifting" (Petra, I'm looking in your direction)

I'd go by who has the tastiest looking avatar.....so that means it's going to have to be Gunslingingbird with his McPussy burger :drool2:

......and it's spelled "Absolute" so what kind of ***** dumbass named it "Absolut"? :dunno:

Heeeeeeeeeeeeeee's baaaaack!!! Wow, so much hatred for this one guy. I mean, you would think the guy's some ***** ******, serial killer, **** using, gangbanging, kitty and puppy kicking devil. But what's wrong? He has a point of view you guys don't agree with and you **** him to the point of...

I read some place that the guy was like the least expensive actor Romero could hire, which actually worked out great as he inadvertedly created like the first ever black movie hero. I guess back in the 60's the dead needed to rise for whites to join with blacks to fight a common enemy :tongue:

Okay, I know what to get for dinner..... Fuck it!! Chicken in a bucket!! KFC ******** mutant chickens into deliciousness.... :drool1:

That explains a lot :tongue:

Here you go! :tongue:

Don't feel bad, L3ggy. Here in America Swedes are badasses... It actually takes a younger Clint Eastwood to put one of them down. :tongue:

Okay, little girls, if Lucifer asks you to play with his testicles, do this: :tongue:

This thread has taken a turn for the surreal....... Me gusta

^ Great movie :thumbsup:

Yeah, luv ya too, bud :tongue:

:stir: Welcome back :hatsoff: And pay no attention to Rockerx, while I cannot exactly say "missed ya", just glad to see you back. Whoever gets libs' panties in a bunch gets a ***** from me ::****:

But that "room" is too small for all the gas to dissipate......if you know what I mean :uohs:

I was channel surfing one day, and I thought "cool!! Goodfellas!! I'm going to watch this". Then there were commercials and I found out it was actually the Lifetime channel. I can't believe they actually were showing Goodfellas on Lifetime. It must be because just about every movie on...

Hey, forgot about Morgan!! The guy who helped Rick in the first episode. His wife is a zombie. Then according to the comics his *** wil end up as a zombie too. There, done.

Hey, Xanaxxx is gone, isn't he? Did he get the picture in his inbox? And is that the reason he's gone? Probably babbling incoherences in some padded room about "the *********.....the tentacleeeeeessssss!!! They're eating my thoughts!!!"

I **** texting. I know some people consider it convenient, but just leave a voice mail, it's quicker, more convenient. The only acceptable text for me is information regarding any job assignments, like date, time, place, and names of any contacts to ask for, that's it.

This is one of those "it's not fair I got to choose between them" kind of polls. After consulting with a quarter, I have to vote Priya.

Put simply, the election will be all about Obama and whether the public feels he deserves four more years. If his record is actually any good, he can run on it but I got a major feeling his excellency's campaign is going to be all negative on the Rep. candidate and not a peep about his record...

I've seen some black dudes in the show. After Rick shot those two guys in the bar their buddies were looking for them and ended up in a shootout with the group. Hershell shot some black dude that was shooting at them and then the zombies got the guy. Plus in some behind the scenes photos I've...

Khloe all the way!!! :rubbel:

My balls are feeling the rhythm!!

Not funny.... better than funny :tongue:

So, the secret ingredient for the frotty capuccino is....... :rubbel: ?

Well, you guys may not wear horns anymore but you're all still kind of stylish..... :tongue: I said "kind of"

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He looks like a young Dale from The Walking Dead.... :tongue: