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AAAAHHHHH!! Nothing is more scarier to me than a woman with a big *****!!! :eek:

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By the way, someone should let her know of this little oops. She might get a kick out of it. :tongue: ...and by the way, Cutie checking out Lexi Belle? Hmmmmmm ;)

And I whisper....................no!

For some reason, the costume reminded me of this :tongue:

It's never happened to me, though in college one of the cheerleaders would be rather friendly to me, even sitting next to me in a class we had together, but because my GF was the greatest of course I never did flirt with her. Plus cheerleaders aren't my type anyway.

The girl is cute, but what's wrong with her hand?

I guess realistically speaking the only mainstream actresses that could go into porn would be those who are kind of fucked up to begin with, like Lindsey Lohan for example. I'd say she's the more likely one to get into porn. Or maybe one that's not so fucked up but hasn't gotten famous or...

The 90's rule!!! or just making fun of them :tongue:

Two words: Duct Tape! :tongue:

The ***** is not so strong with this one

Ditto here!! :1orglaugh By the way, you mean to tell me that neither Luna Lane or Sydney Moon are looking for flings near my hometown? :( I've seen their pics on some ads for a dating site, I don't remember which, but not AFF, it's not even what I'd consider a "naughty get-sex-tonight" site...

Where did everyone go? I fart in your general direction!!

Make sure to take some dramamine, especially for the last one. It's completely filmed in that stupid "shaky-cam" gimmick.

how come she doesn't show it off before shaving? :dunno:

I think Svetlana should be more specific.... just sayin'

Damn it, guys!! I said I wanted to be the construction worker!! :cussing: LD was supposed to be the cowboy and PK was supposed to be the biker! :mad:

At the expense of angering a hippie.... Expendables II! What he gonna do? Blow pot smoke on my face? :tongue: :violent: Bring it on!

I would pay off my car and... oh, wait, I'm not in the contest, oops!

Are those the boobs he touches? :dunno: :tongue:

Thank goodness flamethrowers are legal!!! :eek:

So I was gone for a week, what did I miss? :dunno:

Nope, I **** golfing, but I see that great minds think alike. :tongue:

Well for one, I really could care less about any president going on vacation. But wasn't that long ago when the guy said "the days of taking the corporate jet to las vegas are over"? :dunno: What do you call those planes (yes, planes) that serve to take them all over the place? Air ***** One...

Not only that, they were in Mexico for spring break. I guess it's safe when you got secret service protection.

Personally I'm rather curious about the Red Dawn remake. I wonder if it's going to be as big a train wreck as I think it might be. Fixed :tongue:

Hypnotic...

om nom nom nom nom

First I'd go into TV, look straight at the camera, hold up the $500,000,000,000 check and say "girl, you should have said 'yes'" After that, I'd just go into hiding because I'd be part of the 1% :tongue:

:facepalm: Your car hit a water buffalo? Is your car KITT or Herbie or Christine? :dunno:

Jack on the rocks

Just out of the shower....nothing but a towel

You know, a TSA shift manager, involved in an ******* activity like prostitution makes him a target for extortion and endangers security. "Okay, Mr. TSA Manager, you let Mohammed here go through with this bomb under his burkha or you smuggle the bomb for him or we'll send your superiors an...

Well, if ninjas believed that was funny, I might have to change to Team Pirate from now on :dunno:

Yeah, I'd rather tell them what to do with their bodies than to tell them to **** a baby Now, don't **** my buzz!!! cheers! :glugglug:

I got gigantism.................... ON MY COCK!!!! :jk: Actually I'm about 5'6" and about 5'10" with my high heels that looks sooooooo faboousloooussssss!!

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I am Jack's raging bile duct...... Feel so unappreciated

Funny +1 post :nanner:

Let me know if Kate from Kate's Playground decides to go work there..... I'd pay just to rub her hoof foot!! :tongue:

^ That those are some magnificent sideburns :tongue:

First one that came to mind was Christina Aguilera, but...... http://news.softpedia.com/news/Christina-Aguilera-Smells-Bad-30978.shtml Maybe not. Shakira (back when she had black hair) all the way!

Pancho.

Same here, in '98 I had a GF, but had to break up with her.... long story, then about a year later in '99 I was with someone else and not only would women check me out but (according to my ex's) some girls even told EACH of my ex's that they'd better watch out or else they would take me away...

Yaaaay!! Boobies!!! :boobies:

I'm Jack's raging bile duct.... or throbbing penis, either one works

Cuitlahuac

Let me try out your hypothesis..... :bowdown: I summon thee, I summon thee, I summon thee :bowdown:

We're not racist against Indians, we're just racist against redvamp or whatever that guy's name is :tongue: :jk: