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Been trying to leave some rep to get your penis size back to normal, but for some reason it won't let me, oh, well....

Hellooooo...... :tongue: (don't feel bad, bud, I was thinking the same thing)

I like how they do it in Mexico: block off a few square blocks with one entrance/exit, pay a fee to go in (in Mexico is $20 pesos, about a little under $2 dollars) have some clubs/nudie bars in there with their own security, have a police station located not too far away or preferably within the...

Yeah, I worked saturday and there was no Walking Dead last night, so I actually forgot today was monday.... and because of that this whole week is going to feel like a wednesday! :(

Not to beat a dead ***** but..... it seems like they're all waiting for the "perfect man" ...and then they mess up by hooking up with some douchebag

Eggs-actly!! Women are so freaking picky, like we men are worthless or something. I mean, if the lady wants to stay home and not work she can do that, if she wants to go out and work, she can do that, but us men HAVE to get our asses to work, pay the bills, provide them a home, in some cases...

Just reading some of the comments here is motivating me to go back to the dojo pretty soon. I did aikido for a few years but quit a couple of months after getting the good ol' black belt and I've haven't gone back at all since around 2008 or so. I still remember most of the techniques. I used...

Whatever it is... I don't have any of it :dunno: But I got a U.S. Citizenship so all I need to do is go down to ol' Mexico to one of those farming communities and hook up with the prettiest girl there, that is as soon as things settle down a bit.

All this dancing has left me a bit tired. I need to sit down for a moment.... :tongue:

Fuck the muslim brotherhood!! I'm serious, go fuck them, they love it!!

holy shitsnacks! :rofl:

Speaking of apocalypse.....

Is it just me or does she look a bit like Kirstie Alley? Maybe he was afraid she was going to literally eat his dick :dunno:

I prefer Mexican and Japanese.... but from those two choices, I'd go for European, Eastern European to be specific.

By the way, man, don't give the libs any ideas about *** ownership! I know if they had their way they'd take away our right to have a firearm for any reason, including self defense, but most of them most likely are not *** owners and I'd like to keep it that way, so if some intruder does break...

By the way, it also depends what kind of "apocalypse" you're talking about. A zombie one will require some secure shelter with no way for the zombies to get in and a way to get food, something like Hershell's **** but with a much better fence, like, replacing the fence boards with katana...

You have to divide all that work!! 1. All the lawyers go out and gather the food (so they can do some actual work for once) 2. People with common sense (i.e. not lawyers) restablish a functioning government 3. I'll sacrifice myself and will work at procreating with all the hot chicks 4...

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The first rule of puddin rasslin' club is: you do not talk about puddin rasslin' club. The second rule of puddin rasslin' club is: you DO NOT talk about puddin rasslin club. The third rule of puddin rasslin' club is: no tapioca. EVER. Don't ask why. The fourth rule of puddin rasslin' club...

They're all in the "For the "Curious"" section. Go have a chat with them over there, see what they say!! :tongue:

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Vote for Pedro!!

From Cracked.com 5 reasons the walking dead has to get better :1orglaugh

How much ******* was involved in the making of this thread? :dunno: It must have been somewhere between "quite a bit" and "somewhat excessive".

And what a great talent that is!!! :thumbsup: :tongue:

so many blonde jokes, so little time

This is probably why..... :tongue:

He should eat a tube full of Mentos and wash it down with a 3 litter bottle of diet ****

I'd be very dissapointed if I were to meet any of you all because I know that except for the OCSM's you'll be very different from how I picture you all.

Step 1. Look for a lake Step 2. Jump in. :tongue:

He shoots... and misses

But you are completely wrong. The fallacies of your argument are laughable! Yes, +1 post :tongue:

:stir: J/K, luv ya.... :tongue:

Yeah, I got Fallout 3 and no matter how hard you try, you just can't **** them little buggers. I think even the Megaton ****, if you choose to blow it up I think you can find them some other place. Plus that video up there of the ****** getting hostile might be some change in the code of the...

....and something tells me she wants to keep it that way, right, Reggie? :tongue:

If anybody wants to meet up, I live near the border with Mexico. We can go party over there!! :elaugh: (and if you **** me off.... I'll leave you there)

Well, at least he's not Galactus, devourer of planets You mean this? This one made me.... :1orglaugh

I might need to bring a *** with me.... just in case

All this and law graduates face a tough job market http://online.wsj.com/article/SB10001424052748704866204575224350917718446.html I was thinking recently, which can be kind of dangerous, that lawyers are sort of like "economic roaches". Think about this, if roaches can be the only survivors of...

No, Mexico is a shithole right now. I still did go over there this weekend to visit a nice senorita. Thing is don't get *****. I think that's the reason I don't get in trouble. The waiters at the strip club recognize me, kind of risky to flash money but I tend to be a good tipper, especially...

Michonne is in the comic and a fan favorite, that what I understand now. I'm a little bit hesitant about reading the comic though because 1. it may be a major spoiler to the series or 2. I might be dissapointed with what they do with the characters in the series as opposed to the comic. Now...

Too bad it's not narrated by Morgan Freeman Back and to the left.... back and to the left.... back and to the left....

Well, in that case..... :1orglaugh Though Ron Paul scares me....

OOoooooh!!! I likey!! Now, any of you guys who read the comic, what's up with the prison?

Welcome back, Sam :hatsoff:

***... :rolleyes:

Well, they need you to kiss them to make them better... :1orglaugh

Okay, to settle it once and for all. Here it is. Taken at some concert or something. But who were the guys that were strong enough to carry her? :dunno: :tongue:

You haven't been arond the board that long. Whenever he posts something, 90% chance of there being something a bit gross. Do a search for his previous threads (at your own risk) and you'll see a bunch of mangled penis pics.