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Oh, the HORROR. :eek:

:******: Oh, come on. You're mean and you're not invited to my birthday party at Chuck E. Cheese's. :tongue:

Hell, the media straight out said that they were going to mainly concentrate on the Catholics, even though this kind of ***** happens in EVERY religion.

That was hilarious. :1orglaugh

(Mostly) serious question. Why can't you guys just stick with lotion?

That explains it, then. You have characteristics of both. That makes you even snazzier.

Sounds like some nights in Newark. Or Elizabeth. Irvington, maybe. Is it getting warm out there?

What, no fingers?

I'm a Cancer. :nanner: Born on the cusp, by chance?

I thought you were the second one involved. :dunno:

Eh, I don't think you want to know the answer to that. :eek:

I've been here. People haven't been quoting me as much so I don't have so much to respond to. Slackers.

My opinion: MetallicA and Godsmack. :bowdown::banger:

Fair enough. That's what I like to think. :tongue: Good point. Eventually. Maybe. Ask me again next week.

61.6% on the 500 question test. Yeah, well.

As soon as I think of something I'll let you know.

BBB, same here. I say quite often at work "I may work here but I can't afford to shop here." It becomes truer by the week.

Well, maybe you can just try to earn my forgiveness.

No fun. The story says she has clothes on.

Adorable. Cheating on me again? Maybe I should find someone else to make me a sig.

Voltron was MUCH better, IMO.

Truer words have seldom been posted.

Not to be biased, but I think DVC will get the better end of the deal. :1orglaugh

28, 29 in July. :sigh:

Well, you have a point there.

Now I have to search. I'll wait till Tuesday and have oodles of time.

I remember when I was able to get away with saying "Old enough to know better but young enough not to care". :sigh:

How do I always get brought into these conversations? :helpme:

Yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay me. :nanner:

Boy, your sense of humor ran away, didn't it?

I'm sure I won't laugh. I live with Senob, after all.

I woke up this morning and thought it was Saturday. I was upset when I remembered a split second later that it was Friday.

Someone...meaning YOU?

"The follies which a man regrets most in his life are those which he didn't commit when he had the opportunity." --Branch Rickey (I think)

I'm happy to hear he's coming home. Give him a hug for me.

Hit the clubs, pimp the site and flash my FO gear. What else is there to do?

A chance to laugh with a friend.

Did anyone else notice that the story said that the person the pictures were of is 16?

Jr. Olympic pole vaulting dishonorable discharge :1orglaugh

Aside from everything else, have you considered taking her car keys away?

Feel free to make use of it. :D ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ If the whole human race lay in one grave, the epitaph on its headstone might well be: "It seemed a good idea at the time." --unknown

Rock on. I need a back massage.

"The terrifying power of the human sex drive is horrifically demonstrated by the fact that someone was willing to ****** you." --Unknown

Should I stick a ruler up there and let everyone know how "deep" I am? I won't do it, though. Some things are better unknown.

Where did I put the brain bleach™?

How much ******* would it take to make them look anything close to attractive?

Well, at least he didn't interrupt his loving... :rolleyes:

Spiffy

The Wives of Henry VIII by Antonia Fraser

I'd rather have oral, but I'll take a lay if that's all that's going on. :1orglaugh Sometimes I prefer giving oral, too.