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  1. Embryoyo

    Gay Test

    More than I want to see... Ugh. I think there is something to be said about guys who want to have sex with a woman who's body looks like a gigantic penis.
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    Dating by ***** type in Japan

    :glugglug:
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    What is your favorite auto racing type?

    Other: RALLY I follow WRC closely, and volunteer for the Oregon Trail Rally [as part of the Rally America series] every year. I'm pretty into DTM as well. Oh the glory days... WTCC is cool too, but I don't really follow it.
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    What are you listening to right now?

    Månegarm - Vargstenen Song: I Underjorden VIECxBK3G00 Vredens Tid (personal favorite) is next.
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    Favorite racing games?

    Getting: Richard Burns Rally very soon with my new PC, expecting it to be better than Colin McRae Rally 2005... Ohhh yeah I'm excited!
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    Man 'Survives Without Food' For 70 Years

    I can't wait to hear about how many people die from attempting to do the same... JUST WAIT!
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    To all you Iphone/Apple haters...

    Haha, right on. Just know they do make some good quality cars aside from the M series. I'm not a Bimmer guy either, hell I own a Honda, but I still have respect for most manufacturers for at least a couple cars they've done throughout their history. I'm just a car guy I guess :)
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    Top Tunes to Fuck to?

    Haha yeah that's cool! I believe I was probably extremely *********** on that last post... Yeah I've been listening to quite alot of Extreme Metal since I was a wee teen, but seriously I couldn't get in the mood or keep the mood with it playing... If you want mid-tempo with a good solid hard...
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    To all you Iphone/Apple haters...

    I'd like to know how you came to this logic, of a BMW being a "poseur" car... Doesn't make sense. E30's are fantastic, it doesn't have to be M to be good.
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    Wiping Your Ass: Do You Stand Or Sit?

    :rofl: :thumbsup: PLEASE don't tell me no one else got this?!
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    Bolivia's Morales: Can Eating Chicken Make You Gay?

    Hmmm, we need to invest billions in studying them and learning their secrets then :rolleyes:
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    To all you Iphone/Apple haters...

    iPhones are still a dumb stupid waste of money. I fucking **** apps and don't need 3G garbage. ...aaand if you need an iPhone to attract a woman, I feel sorry for you.
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    Bolivia's Morales: Can Eating Chicken Make You Gay?

    Wouldn't that make most black people gay? I've rarely run across a gay black person, so this logic is flawed.
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    Worst sports accidents/injuries ever?

    Henri Toivonen & Sergio Cresto in the 1986 Tour de Corse. SAD :(
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    Best Movie Villain Death

    There Will Be ***** That little religious fuck was a villain to me, so that was absolutely amazing closure. Best fucking scene EVER.
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    3-D vs 2-D Movies

    I've been saying this for some time now myself :thumbsup: I make fun of my friends for wanting to see a movie in 3D. There are even 3D TVs now... Ugh. If I want 3D, I'll GO OUT TO LIVE & ENJOY MY FUCKING LIFE.
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    The What's your favourite type of public transport? thread

    Had to take the bus to a beerfest a couple years ago. Hm... We have a really good system here, but since I have a car, I refuse to use it. I like the convenience of a car, and love to drive anyway. If I or a friend aren't driving these days, we just take a taxi. Taxi drivers are fuckin'...
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    Which Band Lead Singer Has The Best On Stage Voice?

    Gurge from Lord Gore Fuckin' intense. He was my biggest inspiration when I could produce similar sounds vocally in a band.
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    What are you listening to right now?

    DatsiK & Downlink - Against The Machines EkKHArR_zBg The first time I heard this song (yesterday) my eyes got so huge during the main drop I thought they were going to pop out of my head and explode. The rest of the song continued to send waves of chills throughout my body. Now (today) after...
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    Worst **** You Have Ever Drank...

    Bullshit. I can get 6ers of any Full Sail or regular-production Widmer at any Plaid Pantry (our convenience stores) in town for $5.99 when they're on sale. Sales usually alternate every month too, so I can get a 6er from either brewery for $5.99 any given month. Session & Session Black 12...
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    Natural Disaster Thread!!

    The Pacific NW is next in line for a huge earthquake... The Oregonian told me so. C'mon nature, give us our 9+! Bring it mothafucka!!!
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    What is the latest good film you watched ?

    This was one of the worst movies I'd ever seen. Made F&F look like a masterpiece. I wanted to see it for the cars, dragged my gf at the time along with me, and we both regretted it after. I **** that stupid motherfucker that destroyed an Enzo for the PROMOTION of this piece of crap too...
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    What is the latest good film you watched ?

    The Slammin' Salmon Again... I fucking LOVE this movie. "Totally! No, I'm joking... But it is true." orZdiyQUQNM Nuts/Zongo is one of my favorite characters from any movie... Fuckin' eh!
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    Finnish Porn Stars

    She's got ties with Impaled Nazarene :thumbsup: Oh... Apparently I already replied to this thread. DAMN *******!!! *shakes fist violently*
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    What is the latest good film you watched ?

    The Hangover The Slammin' Salmon I Love You, Man 2 are re-watches with new dates, TSS was new with a new date... Love 'em all. Blonde chick in TSS however, was EXTREMELY annoying.
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    Favorite Sayings From Languages Not Your Own

    ...the last part especially... Oh fuck that's POWERFUL. NO MAN CAN EVER OWN THIS LAND. Sends chills down my spine.....
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    Guantanamo ******* Songs

    Hahaha, fuckin' awesome... Sesame Street theme song! Can't get better than that! Personally, couldn't ******* me more than with some ****** tool like Kanye West. I hated him before everyone else goddamnit! :tongue:
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    What is Your Favorite Brand of *******?

    As long as it's 100% agave, I'm easy... FUCK OFF CUERVO. ...Silver variety is preferable too, although not a necessity.
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    Favorite Sayings From Languages Not Your Own

    Excellent! It IS Finnish :thumbsup: Lyrics to Moonsorrow's Jotunheim. You can find the English translation on www.darklyrics.com
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    Worst **** You Have Ever Drank...

    BLASPHEMY!!! Oh, you must at least prefer the OAKED Arrogant Bastard over the IPA... Some of the best micro I've ever had. Miles beyond original AB, eons beyond any other regular Stone brew. I prefer sooo many Stone one-offs to their regulars though, just like Lagunitas, among others...
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    Favorite Sayings From Languages Not Your Own

    Nuo valkoiset kentät tätä maata hallitsevat Jään välkehtiessä hiljaa itkevät Kaiken kuolevaisen ajat muistavat Halki pohjoisen kirkas taivas siintää Metsän huuruun saattaa kylmällä sateellaan Tähdet taakseen kätkee, meren tuleen sytyttää Ukkosellaan vuoriakin vavisuttaa Päivät seisauttaen öisin...
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    Kinda weird I guess, but ...

    I don't see the problem here :dunno:
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    New 4G Apple iPhone 'found in bar'

    This kinda technology is fucking gay. I wish people would let it die. It's fuckin' pointless.
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    Favourite pizza toppings?

    Artichokes & Jalapeños. A creamy garlic sauce over tomato sauce is preferred, but not necessary. Mushrooms are always a BIG plus too! Pepperoni is always a good classic. Mix & match from there, but NO FUCKING PEPPERS! Meaning those retarded red/green things... Fucking RUIN meals.
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    What are you listening to right now?

    Excision & DatsiK - Swagga / Invaders OZwoW72S1Tg One of the coolest songs EVA! Sounds like robots being *****. VIOLENTLY. Relentlessly.
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    Dont you **** when you cant remember her name?

    That's what I thought. Or even during... That's the best, right? :thumbsup:
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    New virus extorts cash from porn fans

    Suckers :tongue:
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    What is Nascar all about?

    Just watch stage rallies and forget everything else exists.
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    Concerning relationships, has this happened to you?

    First part, thank you. I appreciate it. I really can, it's the silence that really got me. It certainly is on her, and if she tried comin' back ever I'ma tell her to fuck right off, she failed at having a truly GREAT person in her life. Not to brag or anything, but I really do treat my women...
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    Porn Names

    Embryoyo... It's about fuckin' your girlfriend with an embryo yo yo yoaaargghhhhh!!! Yo-Yo status, playah.
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    Sucker punch!

    The other night, I was hangin' with my 2 best friends, "K" & "V"... Somehow a person we all mutually ****, "D", got involved and ended up taggin' along with us to a bar. I played pool with V while K drank with D. Eventually, we got in the vehicle and left because the bar was lame. After...
  42. Embryoyo

    If you could... Would you want to be on set...

    ...Nope... I seriously have no interest. I pretty much only come to this site anymore because the board is fun to be on when time needs to be ******.
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    The Pacific

    Seems pretty rushed in comparison to BoB, but not bad by any means... Have yet to see the newest one, but I'll definitely check it out soon as I can.
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    15 Safest and 15 Most Dangerous States (2010)

    Oregon is apparently in the middle. Oh yeah! That means we're perfect.
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    Whats the Weather like Where you Are?

    It's typically an Oregon spring.
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    The what's the best food to eat when you're ***** thread?

    No, no it's not. Sushi, if I have to get desperate I'll grab a pre-packaged thing from a QFC. Pad Thai is excellent too... If I'm THAT ***** & want something greasy... Bellagio's. Or I'll make my own food, which is more often than not the option I opt for. :glugglug:
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    Who's in your Avatar & Sig..........and why?

    Mercedes' CLK DTM being badass... Because the only thing hotter is Koenigsegg's CCX, but I see that on my desktop all the time already. The sig is, uh... Portland, and some random picture I found.
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    Best **** You Have Ever *****?

    Ultimately my favorite brewer: Lagunitas Reason: Cappuccino Stout, Hairy Eyeball, Hop Stoopid, Maximus, A Little Sumpin' Sumpin', A Little Sumpin' Extra, Brown Shugga, Kronik, Undercover Shutdown, Gnarleywine (perfect after aging 2-3 years), Wilco Tango Foxtrot, Sirius... They are perfect...
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    Top Gear

    Best show, ever. I have a nice collection of Clarkson quotes. Jeremy is the man.
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