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  1. Embryoyo

    Cheese Rolling Cancelled!

    Psh... Equality :rofl:
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    What's your favorite Gran Turismo (GT) Sports Car manufacturer?

    BMW still destroys everything even if they don't win it all :thumbsup:
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    Twilight Fans Vs Justin Bieber Fans

    Who the fuck is Justin Bieber? Twilight sucks. Never seen it, but I know it sucks. We need to call down napalm strikes on these mothafuckas.
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    how good looking are you from 1 to 10

    I go to 11.
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    Ford, Dodge, Chevy, GMC?

    Dodge, since they own Chrysler, which owns Jeep... Wanna lift & go off-road like a man? Get a fucking Jeep. Like a fucking MAN.
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    Homer Simpson vs Peter Griffin

    Gay. Randy Marsh, I'm down with that! :bowdown:
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    What are you listening to right now?

    Abysmal ******* - Omnicide Song: Supreme Tyrant In Putrescence It's actually just stuck in my head, but damn is that song magnificent!
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    Tara Reid

    Re: Tara Reid reveals new bikini body after 'repair work' to fix botched surgery The first "Real Doll" which began as a human.
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    Most anticipated movie this summer! Whats yours?

    That's about it for me. I'll probably just wait for it on DVD like everything else anyway... The most recent movies I actually saw in the theater (and only paid for the first) were 300 and District 9.
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    What's your favorite type of scene?

    Masturbation, then creampie in a close 2nd. Not a fan of blowjobs, never on film, hardly ever in person.
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    What do you do for a living?

    Go to school! Been looking out for a job to work around my schedule (with days eaten up until noon mostly) but nothings been happening.
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    There just ain't enough _________ in porn!

    More large women :thumbsup:
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    Guillermo Del Toro departs “The Hobbit”

    Nooooo :rolleyes:
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    Watching you neighborhood change over the years

    My parents have lived in the same house that I grew up in since before I was born. I still visit 'em regularly, and aside from seeing the first black person walking around here since I could form memories, it's still the same chill neighborhood it's always been. Oh, their grocery store has a...
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    What are you listening to right now?

    Distance - My Demons Song: Cyclops fgdw3_rVrRY Fucking dark, demented atmospheric Dubstep.
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    Babe at work gave me e-mail address...

    Hope the original poster meets that requirement, otherwise he's **** outta luck :tongue:
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    Worst Band Names

    Pretty much all of them. Band names suck. Being the avid Death Metal/Grind/Black Metal fan that I am, I come across alot of retarded ones... L6b6t6my Creepmime Paracoccidioidomicosisproctitissarcomucosis Mincing Fury And Guttural Clamor Of Queer Decay Destructive Explosion Of Anal Garland The...
  18. Embryoyo

    facebook getting raked over the coals on the privacy issue

    Haha "simplify it's privacy settings" If you don't think they are already simple, stand in front of my loaded AK as I squeeze the trigger and do the entire world a favor.
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    Cheating...Is It Forgivable?

    Pretty much the same feelings as Chef. I actually had a conversation about it with my best female friend the other day. She considers it forgivable, but would never consider being with them again. I can understand where she's coming from, but personally, if someone wrongs me (especially in...
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    Death Metal Bands Explain Where Babies Come From

    Haha Jason from Misery Index was hilarious. Which was also the only somewhat DM band on there :tongue:
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    What are you listening to right now?

    Dismember - Dismember Song: Legion My favorite band, not necessarily their best album, but... Still SOLID!
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    A 2 year old chain smoker, crazy world huh

    That *** is 2?! Looks more like 5 or 6, wow.
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    What's your favorite Gran Turismo (GT) Sports Car manufacturer?

    http://photos.webridestv.com/datastore/images/user/b950e00791c5b92288f02f8631f2fb27/BMW_M3_GTR__4861_20070708.jpg Ohhh yeah :thumbsup: !!!
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    Guinness good for you - official

    The Gods have awful taste :tongue:
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    Do you care....

    Some experience can be a good thing :thumbsup:
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    Need a new Battlestar [TV]

    It's Always Sunny In Philadelphia, 30 Rock & The Office are the only running newer shows I've been able to stomach recently. The Pacific was OK, but nowhere near the level of BoB. Still love Entourage, looking forward to the next season. Sci-Fi stuff is pretty boring, never liked BG.
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    metal is the ****

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jericho#Walls_of_Jericho The only good band in that whole metalcore/hardcore scene. DISMEMBER. They are the ultimate kings of aggressive, melodic, intricate and spine-chillingly jaw-dropping Death Metal. Personally, my favorite band ever... And I listen to most...
  28. Embryoyo

    Does anybody here worship the Satin

    I just wanna see that damned Underverse!
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    Super Foods for Men and Women

    True. The dumb bitch in the opening statement might have not had a goddamn urinary tract infection if she was smart enough to enjoy beers. I quit reading after that, because the article is obviously biased towards dumbasses.
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    Shia LaBeouf says Indy 4 and Transformers 2 both sucked

    I4 was good 'til the end. Transformers was fucking AWFUL, so I didn't waste my time with the 2nd.
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    How much ******* do you ***** a week?

    I agree :thumbsup: More Lagunitas, and funds depleted, Keystone Ice should be consumed though. I probably spend about 2X as much a week on beers as I do on groceries. Not included the numerous beers I consume at any given friends place during the week. BLAO!
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    Gospel Music

    Gross.
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    What are you listening to right now?

    cao0JOti0D4 Best Dubstep song ever, best remix ever, one of the best songs ever.
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    Have you ever left bacon on your plate?

    Hence why it basically sucks. Chocolate is horrible, so bacon should naturally be also, right? Well, maybe not quite, but pretty close. Give me [GOOD] **** and everything is forgiven & forgotten.
  35. Embryoyo

    Got Gisele Unbeatable?

    Oh NO! Our tastes in women differ! /world ends :conehead:
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    What makes you fall in love guys?

    Acceptance. It's hard to find a gal who accepts me for what I like and who I am. The latter is the much easier part, when you can actually find someone who can distinguish what you enjoy and who you are aren't necessarily the same thing. Music is the biggest problem in what I like. I'd be in...
  37. Embryoyo

    Armed robber wraps head in toilet paper as a disguise

    The TP mask could be used as evidence against him, but he was smooth and realized it's disposable. I don't think that's so bad!
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    Old Flames

    Me too. Bitches are nuts, yo :dunno:
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    Parkour

    My ex showed me some videos of this stuff on YouTube about a year back. Very, very impressive. I liked the parkour race they did on Top Gear also, haha. I wish I was in shape enough to learn how to do that stuff... I imagine it would be amazingly fun.
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    What is the best car of the 80's?

    Lancia Delta Integrale S4 Good 'ol Group B! I really like the Porsche 959 (first AWD car) & Ferrari Testarossa (remember, 512TR wasn't 'til '91) also, with the latter being my favorite of the 2.
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    Funniest Movie Ever?

    Super Troopers & Anchorman, I believe. Blazing Saddles fucking sucks.
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    What is the latest good film you watched ?

    Where The Wild Things Are Pleasantly enjoyable!
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    What is the best band of the 90's?

    Dismember
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    What are you listening to right now?

    SPOR - Supernova EP Song: Supernova ULMbEVlC8IQ ♥
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    The worst parking job EVER?

    p_O60m2wj7Y STILL my favorite :bowdown:
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    How Mexico Treats ******* Aliens

    Since all you're doing is paying for hydrations, this is no surprise. HINT: Water comes from the tap now, too :thumbsup:
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    Would you even bother to pick up a dime off the street ?

    Haha. Sales tax :rofl:
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    Man jailed for 'binning' ********

    Dear Americans: Please stop making us look bad.
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    Got Gisele Unbeatable?

    Dare I say, I don't find her attractive, AT ALL? Gimme some Southern Brooke, Jennique Adams or Dors Feline, now there are some attractive models!
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