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  1. Embryoyo

    How Many Times A Day Do You Have Sex?

    Fawk, like 3 times a week at best... My girlfriend & I live an hour apart, and both live very busy lives with great friends. If it ever gets serious, I'm sure I can look forward to multiple times daily... Pretty much ideal, but I'm happy with what I can get. Always betta than nothing!
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    Rate These Tits 1-10!

    Pity score?
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    Best female singer in Heavy Metal

    Runhild Gammelsæter Yeah I'm obscure, wanna fight about it? I like Walls Of Jericho, but that isn't really "heavy metal". Then again, neither is Runhild's band. Whateva. Her voice is DIRTY, like a voice in Metal should be. Angela Gossow should die of herpes.
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    What's the best music boxset you've seen?

    Fear Factory - Mechanize Haha
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    I love me area

    Hope they were good. Goin' to a bar for a mere 2 beers isn't worth it unless they are really good quality.
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    Stuff That Makes You Laugh Uproariously

    My 2 best friends, my girlfriend, most any 30 Rock episode, It's Always Sunny In Philadelphia "The Gang Gets Invincible" and the episode in the 2nd season where the dude tried to get them to vacate their bar 'cuz he bought the property. Lots of other things that don't involve television or...
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    How often do you masturbate?

    Once a week, at the very most. I'm either too busy, or with my woman.
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    I love me area

    I can get ****** on Sundays at about 8 places in a 5 mile radius. That just happened. Dunno whassup with that list lurkingdirk posted. I live in Oregon...
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    50mph on the freeway?

    Oregon is mostly 55. Some 65. I don't think there's any freeway that goes over 65 here, but when I go visit my girlfriend in Washington, the limit increases to 75. Wiki-Wiki. Jungle is massive.
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    Shaving Your Balls?

    Good post. I love how quick those little mistakes heal. And yes, the stubble is very irritating... Which is why I get mine every time I shower [every day]. Only takes an extra minute anyway, why not? Maybe all guys grow stubble in differently, but mine doesn't get so bad in a 24 hour period...
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    The Can't ***** Thread.

    Happens to me. I blame the *******. Once it hits your lips, it's so good!
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    Question for the board music snobs.

    Just **** ICP. That's proper ****. Or Kanye West... Or Twiztid. Or any fags like that. I mean knuckle-draggers. I don't think they are bikers. Could be wrong though.
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    Turn off your lights!!

    This. I did. :bowdown:
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    Top Tunes to Fuck to?

    If ya got a massive sound system (and I mean BOOMING earth shattering bass) I discovered recently Filth/Dubstep can make for pretty intensive ******* fuck sessions. I'll have to give it a sobriety test some day, although I'm sure it will still be as effective.
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    28 Weeks Later?

    Awful movie, but the helicopter scene was brilliant. If it makes a difference, I loved the first.
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    Actual Pic / Video that made you cum today?

    Re: Who made you cum today? Me beautiful woman.
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    Posters you have fapped it to.

    Pretty much my answer. I was gonna say myself, but I can roll with that :D
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    What is the latest good film you watched ?

    The Men Who Stare At Goats Extremely amusing.
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    How much is STDiva's monthly hennessy bill?

    I guarantee you it's less than my monthly **** bill.
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    What are you listening to right now?

    Z4oWgSsBREA My favorite Tech N9ne song, I think! Probably gonna put on some Filth/Dubstep or the new Army Of The Pharaohs "The Unholy ****** next. Or maybe I'll just throw my Brad Paisley discography on random... Not sure yet.
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    What are you listening to right now?

    Big up... aFhgfdSoqDo ...since for some reason I couldn't edit my last post. THE FUCK?!
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    need a favor

    Yes.
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    Will a Chihuahua Actually Eat Taco Bell?

    My buddies ***'s dog is the same way. It will eat any Taco Bell though. Even if the nachos are around.
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    Can you turn a porn star into a housewife?

    I have the power to turn porn stars into corpses. Weee! Beware the magical powers of me. Or... something...
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    What are you listening to right now?

    FuntCase - Gorilla Flex / Make Our Day gOK1fmXek4 SICKEST bass lines EVA!
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    Should poor people not be punished for a DUI?

    I didn't read this thread, all I can say is bullshit. If you're willing to drive *****, then you should be willing to accept the consequences. Going leniant on them simply because of their income bracket is the exact opposite of progression. What the fuck. By the way, I believe personally...
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    who would you rather cheat on from in a test

    Best answer eva'!
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    The Official Freeones Catch Phrase poll

    "What's goin' on bros. Check in." all tha way foolz. Can't get bettah 'en 'at.
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    what game are you playing right now?

    Always playing COLIN MCRAE '05 on thee XBOX. No racing game can compare to the intensity, although T.O.C.A. 3 comes mighty close... I prefer pure Rally though, it's in my *****!
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    Activision, Modern Warfare execs trade barbs, lawsuits!

    FUCK TREYARCH... Looks like this series could potentially be DEAD.
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    Shower Funny

    This, literally, creeps me the fuck out... ugh...
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    The Big S

    I'd feel more comfortable with my life in my own hands, thanks...
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    Soup and Sandwishes

    I want a sammich. Get in my kitchen, NOW!
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    Favorite Dictator

    They all suck. Politics are garbage. The end.
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    What are you listening to right now?

    Art Of Fighters' Earthquake EP (one o' de best in HC still!) 8nQR2Z_9sm8
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    2010 vw

    What's under the hood is still as bad as what's under the hood of an actual VW... PASS.
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    Bikini math

    How terrible. No wonder I always hated math.
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    Symmetry

    I feel awkward.
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    Heidi Montag

    Her face ever looked good :dunno:
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    Read This!!

    If I can read that, it's NOT my lucky day... Unless there's a lettered tat, I shouldn't have to read a damn thing.
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    Questions

    I like letters.
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    The 12 Hottest Women in MMA (mixed martial arts)... ¿what's your favorite?

    I thought everyone who did MMA was a woman?
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    Official Gravure Idols Thread.

    I was REALLY into this stuff for a while... Had a huge collection & everything. Still think Miri Hanai is absolutely gorgeous though, fuckin' eh.
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    Am I the only member that exists?

    I love psilocybin too, or... Used to. I couldn't even imagine being around a PC on it... Tell me how it is.
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    Without a doubt the best song ever.

    Haha, good times. I admittedly plead ignorance, but genuinely appreciate the refresh of knowledge. Can't go wrong with knowledge. It's an endless hunger that can NEVER possibly be quenched.
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    I'm getting old.

    It's kinda funny, but really.. It's true... The older you get, the easier it is to get younger women.
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    Blowed up!!!!

    God I fuckin' love it... ZINrK2JpeFg
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    Without a doubt the best song ever.

    There was a reason for the quotation marks... I didn't know exactly what to call it. Thanks for clarifying it for me sir :thumbsup: I knew about pieces/movements and all that, but as I'm not very learned with Classical music, that terminology often slips my mind. My bad!
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    It's warming up.

    It's been in the 50's & even a few days of 60's here, with a hint of rain but mostly cloudy & sunny. Thank you Portland, I still love you.
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    Without a doubt the best song ever.

    Yeah, it's OK, but best? Haha, yeah fuckin' right... ND holds nothing to Repulsion, or my personal favorite.. Dismember... My personal "best song ever" is actually the entirety of Antonín Dvořák's Symphony No. 9 (especially the 3rd & 4th piece) though... Goddamn what a MASTERPIECE!!!
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