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  1. Embryoyo

    Breaking Bad - The T.V. Series

    I know I'm kinda splittin' hairs, but there's a difference between dealing & manufacturing. I don't have anything else to add to the conversation, but I'm glad Breaking Bad is back for one more season. The start to season 5 was definitely intense as usual, and I'm glad that foreshadowing came...
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    Which is better, good music or bad sex?

    I can live without sex, but I could NEVER live without music. FUUUUUUCK that.
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    FREE Month Membership giveaway for Taylorvixen.com!!

    Damn... If this is what I lose out on by never coming around these forums, I'm pretty motivated to check them up far more often now. Taylor is a long-standing favorite of mine, AND my girlfriend.
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    Actual Pic / Video that made you cum today?

    Re: Actual pic that made you cum today I could show you, but then I'd have to **** you.
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    What are you listening to right now?

    Nickel Creek - Why Should The Fire Die? Song: Eveline ...beautiful music...
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    Want to win a FREE iPad3 from Gamelink and FreeOnes? Then you'll want to look inside!

    Re: Want to win a FREE iPad3 from Gamelink and FreeOnes? Then you'll want to look ins Halie James in Drenched In Love (Scene 4)
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    Greatest American Band

    Earl Scruggs Creedence Clearwater Revival are by far my favorite popular American band... By FAR. On the list, Lynyrd Skynyrd
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    Woman tried to urinate on painting worth $30 million, police say

    HOW can a simple painting cause such insane urges in a person? It's just a f'n painting!
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    What pisses you off?

    People who forget that in order to maintain a consistent speed up an incline, you need to apply more pressure to the accelerator. Drivers are getting worse at this, these days, and I wish to **** THEM ALL. IF YOU CAN'T DRIVE PROPERLY, DON'T FUCKING DRIVE.
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    Best hangover cure?

    This took care of my: head hangover stomach hangover head + stomach hangover EVERY time, by the way.
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    Actual Pic / Video that made you cum today?

    Re: Actual pic that made you cum today My girlfriend would **** me if I posted it & she found out... Yeah, I masturbate to my girlfriend, wanna fight about it? I think that I Love You Man was wrong, it's not so bad masturbating to your girlfriend... If she makes you cum that easy, why not...
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    Foot Fetish / Feet Fetish / Collection of sexy and beautiful feet

    My girlfriend does, no homo. I sometimes think of her feet when I masturbate. I massage them everyday just so I can feel them, and rub lotion into them, and... Mmm... I always thought feet were gross, but hers are so f'n sexy...
  13. Embryoyo

    What Are You Drinkin' Right Now?

    Coors Light, and eyeing my bottle of Elijah Craig... Side note, anyone into Jack Daniel's or Makers Mark, buy EC instead. Costs the same, higher proof, tastes 50x better. Damn right, what a deal!
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    Best hangover cure?

    Seriously! In the event you **** up the next morning feeling worthless... I sincerely found a couple drops of any ghost pepper sauce ***** all hangover, just deal with the hell for 5-10 minutes & you will feel great for the rest of the day!
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    Your Sound System (stereo set up)

    I have a 5.1 Sony STR-K750P currently... Subwoofer is powered by a 25' ******* cable, which sounds better than the stock 5' cable! Want to upgrade to some serious **** after my girlfriend & I get married & have our own house, but it works more than well for the time being. I also use a pair of...
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    What are you listening to right now?

    Lord Gore - Resickened Track: XYUPHgC1wPk
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    Tiger Woods’ ex-wife bulldozes $12 million home

    I dunno, that's pretty awesome. I'd bulldoze a gigantic house if I could... But then again, I'd turn the remains into a small 3 bed/2 bath ranch house & use the rest of the property for something awesome.
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    Red Maggie's blonde friend...

    OK I found out on my own immediately, Luba Love if anyone else didn't know
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    Red Maggie's blonde friend...

    http://babesfarm.com/maggie/maggielubastrapon/gal01/index.html?nats=t33nharbour.1.6.12.0.1.6.12.0.1.6.12.0.1.6.12.0.1895.0.0.0 Tell me tell me! Thanks:drool2:
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    Favorite cheap/crappy/garbage ****!

    Worst **** ever, I know it too well, in fact. @gunslingingbird, $2 for PBR is a good deal to you? Seriously? I can get it for $0.50 here! BOOM! I just CAN'T ***** Bud, my god is it awful... Coors is expensive for crap... And yeah, I forgot about alot of wretched beers on the poll. My bad.
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    What are your preferred outdoor temperatures?

    High 60's, low 70's. An easy breeze, some good Bluegrass jams (or someone jammin' a Banjo), steaks, beers, friends, ******, good times... Damn... Didn't have any of that last year, our summer was 2 weeks long.
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    What did we do before PCs ?

    Really, if it weren't for my high interest in music, I'd not even bother with the internet. Porn is cool, but it's mostly for my girlfriend, not me.
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    Prometheus

    As they say, quoted for truth. Everyone was seriously hyped for the prequel to John Carpenter's The Thing (me included), and that bombed SERIOUSLY bad in all trust-worthy reviews I read. I haven't been around to personally seeing it myself, but I have a bias as every human being does, and mine...
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    Max you masturbated or had sex in one day?

    I've been with my girlfriend 12 months + that (18 months total), we have sex more now than we did those first 6. Charlie Sheen may be winning, but that motherfucker doesn't know I've already won. I got a 3-some in store with the ol' girlfriend 'n her best friend. WON. Sex - 6 (Unfortunately, I...
  25. Embryoyo

    Do you believe in ghosts?

    this.
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    The Clash vs. The Sex Pistols

    it's true :D
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    What are you listening to right now?

    Bjx3mbdZeFs
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    How many presents?

    My girlfriend & I wanted to get a tree, but neither of our families would have it. Actually, we just like the adventure of driving out to the middle of nowhere to saw one down ourselves, not actually having the tree! I have a present to my girlfriend, one to her ***, one to her *******, one to...
  29. Embryoyo

    Actual Pic / Video that made you cum today?

    Re: Who made you cum today? Still lusting after my girlfriend after a passionate night, had to please myself to her. Quick & easy. Just the opposite of our sex. The way life should be!
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    Favorite cheap/crappy/garbage ****!

    ******** my *******'s homebrewed Belgian Tripel now, which is rather tasty. Glad I didn't have to suffer through the ol' RR for long!
  31. Embryoyo

    Next U.S. War?

    That's been happening for years, it just gets overshadowed by other countries. Fuck off bitches, we need to solve our own goddamn problems. Fuck the UN & fuck world peace, we at least need a functioning country before we consider others.
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    Christmas presents...Who do you buy for?

    I put more effort into my girlfriend, mostly because everyone else just doesn't care. Then again, neither does she, but I'm not gonna give the woman I love enough to give my life to a crap gift, so... On Xmas, I give gifts to my girlfriend, her ******, her *******, my *******, my ******, my...
  33. Embryoyo

    What Are You Drinkin' Right Now?

    Jack Daniel's pint + Rolling Rock, 16 oz
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    Man Dies After Eating Ounce of ******* Out Of *******'s Butt (?!?!)

    omNOMNOMNOMNOM!!! Me want *******! :rofl:
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    Things in porn that turn you off INSTANTLY.

    Anything ***** related, and I detest interracial (errr, black man on white woman, specifically, otherwise I don't mind it) as well. Weird anal fetish crap is a huge no-no as well! ...and I **** **** **** panty stuffing... Buhhhuhhhuhhhhuhhhh.
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    Actual Pic / Video that made you cum today?

    Re: Who made you cum today? Ohhh yeah my sexy girlfriend did... I ate her pussy so smoothly & then she fucked me 'til we both came. So much better than a stupid pixel!
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    Men, are you brave enough to do this?

    I honestly think that looks like alot of fun because of the massive adrenaline rush it would offer, but at the same time, I like living & don't see the point at putting my life at such risk. I'll stick to cars for risking death, thanks. I'm sure more people will think it looks cool, too!
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    Favorite cheap/crappy/garbage ****!

    Coors Light & Keystone Ice/Light have been my go-to for a-while, but damn! I'm so broke on this winter vacation I bought a 6-pack of 16 oz Rolling Rock cans because they were $4 & I recalled RR being at least alright, but this blows Coors/Keystone out of the water! Sure, I miss my...
  39. Embryoyo

    In you opinion who has the best looking ASSHOLE in porn!

    I'd lick Karina Hart's all day long.
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    What does Christmas mean to you?

    An excuse to party way more than I should, and even though I **** shopping (especially ALOT during these times) I fucking love giving those people important to me something awesome just to see how excited they get. It's the one time a year I feel like I'm not wasting money buying material...
  41. Embryoyo

    Seven Eleven owners are fortunate....

    :thumbsup:
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    Lets get this forum back on track.

    I'm scarred...
  43. Embryoyo

    What are you listening to right now?

    System Of A Down - Steal This Album! - Nüguns
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    Dont wait until its too late to live your dreams

    My vacation pictures involve rain & snow & dirt & trees & mud & rocks & **** & women & friends & dirty vehicles & dirty people, and you are right. Don't wait until it's too late!
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    What pisses you off?

    People who refuse to move in a stop-sign related intersection until all other traffic has come to a complete stop. Fuck off & die.
  46. Embryoyo

    What Are You Drinkin' Right Now?

    Keystone Light
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    Porn Stars and Plastic

    Agreed! I can't think of any off the top o' me dopey head, but I know there are a couple I've said WHAT THE FUCK to sometime recently...
  48. Embryoyo

    WTF Germany?!?

    I first heard about this last year... My friends use it to ******* their stupid ********, haha, it's pretty funny. The **** know they are joking, but they still fuck with 'em. Southern Tier has a **** devoted to the Krampus too, and of course, it's called Krampus.
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