WTF Germany?!?

Ace Boobtoucher

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I've known about Krampus for quite a while and hadn't really done any kind of a search until I found this postcard.

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I posted it on facebook and one of my best friends showed his ******** the wiki page delineating the origins of the thing and I'm just kind of wondering what kind of message this sends. "Be good, ****, or the Krampus will com and tear your head off. Also, Jesus loves you."

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Nice tits.


There's a whole industry devoted to the creation of Krampus costumes that men wear in December and wander through towns, rattling chains and scaring the **** out of ********. Actually, I kind of like the idea but the execution is just so full of nightmare fuel.

Premium Link Upgrade For all your Krampusnacht needs, apparently. I'd just order the catalog, leave it laying around and tell my **** they're getting their very own Krampus for X-mas. Thankfully for everyone, I don't have any **** or I'd probably scar them for life with this.

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That's my favorite [as] cartoon's holiday special from a few years back. Just watching that thing literally pounding Dr. Venture's ass gives me the heeby jeebies.

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So in summary, WTF Germay?

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