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  1. mr. jizz

    Wrestlemania XXVII

    I think he would rub some people the wrong way. He is a really stereotypical Mexican aristocrat and I think he just tries too hard with the accent and overly flamboyant motions and stuff. Also a reviewer, Mues, once pointed out that he always looks like he's doing a really shitty Robert De...
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    Wrestlemania XXVII

    I really doubt my guess that the Rock would be GM, it would be really cool but it's probably not going to happen. Am I the only one who thinks they're just bullshitting on the GM thing? It seems like they don't even know what to do with that storyline. It would be weird if it was Cole, he'd be...
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    Wrestlemania XXVII

    Actually, Wrestlemania 28 will be in Miami next year. This means that The Rock will most likely be the top entrant inducted into the Hall of Fame. My guess is that he's going to stick around for at least that one year. He most likely won"t be on or mentioned on Raw every single week, but it's...
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    Bigfoot "Sighted" in N.C.

    This is bull, experts say that bigfoot, if it does exist, would have the walking patterns of an ape, this clearly looks human. Just some guy in a suit and I call bullshit on anyone who takes this bad quality of video. Almost everyone owns an HD quality camera nowadays so it's bullshit now if...
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    24 platonic hours with a pornstar

    I'd hang out with Juelz Ventura or Daisy Cruz, they seem like fun or I'd smoke some reefer and just hang with Rachel Roxxx since I know she smokes from her A Day With a Pornstar scene.
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    Wrestlemania XXVII

    That's the most pathetic Wrestlemania card I've ever seen. The only highlight will be HHH vs Taker, The Rock hosting, and maybe the Punk vs Orton match, which Punk will win if the WWE has any sense. Anyway my predictions... Alberto del Rio wins via **********. Miz wins (fuck I hope he wins...
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    Where Do You NOT Want To See A Tattoo, On a Woman?

    I think tattoos are great on a woman anywhere besides the face and chest. Anywhere else is cool with me :thumbsup:
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    Boy-Girl friendship : Is it possible ?

    I had a real deep friendship with a girl who was lesbian so I really just thought of her as one of my guys, she would skateboard and do all this guy stuff. I have had friendships with straight women and I find having that friends of the opposite sex and are attractive isn't hard at all, but...
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    Why is MMA fighting so Arousing?

    He really is, I really wish they would have matched him up against Roy Big Country Nelson just to prove how terrible he really is. A fat dude with a belly the size of a large thanksgiving turkey putting a beating on a 265 lbs gorilla would have been amusing.
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    Why is MMA fighting so Arousing?

    Apparently not, people who are only casual fans of MMA or are just watching it in passing always say that they're hugging or humping each other on the ground and that they want to see them fight. Apparently, they don't know what BJJ or wrestling is and that sometimes a ********** or ground and...
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    Why is MMA fighting so Arousing?

    BJJ is part of the game, no matter how boring it may seem to the untrained eye. In case you didn't notice, one person is always dominant or trying to advance position to get in a dominant state. The referee isn't going to separate a fighter who is in position to land some elbows or punches or...
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    Why is MMA fighting so Arousing?

    My comment wasn't directed towards you, it was more towards the other guy and I wasn't defending UFC, more the sport of MMA, I should have made that clearer but when it comes to MMA, UFC is the first thing I think about since they're dominating the sport. I'll agree that UFC has made some...
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    Why is MMA fighting so Arousing?

    The UFC is mixed martial arts not kickboxing, for those impatient and ignorant folks who think brazilian jiu jitsu and wrestling are nothing but hugging go watch boxing or kickboxing. Me, on the other hand, I enjoy the ground game, I'm not a huge fan of seeing it all the time but when you get...
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    Did you want to find out the sex of your baby?

    It's better just to know ahead of time just to be prepared and like some others said for decorating, clothes, toys, etc. Plus you get to register for all the gender specific stuff at Babys R Us for the baby shower. Oh and congratulations on conceiving a *****!
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    WWE Raw & Smackdown Weekly Thread

    I was seriously hoping it would be a brand new Miz belt or the pre-cena WWE belt. They really need to get rid of that stupid jewel encrusted championship, it makes the belt look so unprofessional.... but I guess it's not as bad as the TNA decepticon championship haha
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    Game Show Host Hall Of Fame

    Bob Eubanks, Gene Rayburn and Alex Trebek
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    Who are you obsessed with at the moment? / Who are you really into right now?

    Re: Who are you obsessed with at the moment? As of late, I've been obsessed with Nessa Devil, Naomi Russell and Juelz Ventura
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    2012 (will the world end?)

    Unfortunately for you the Sun does not exceed the mass needed for a star to turn supernova. Instead it will become a red giant (as predicted by experts) and most likely will engulf the earth.
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    2012 (will the world end?)

    I wouldn't classify 2012 as a conspiracy, It's just ignorance, gullibleness and superstition. I guarantee that you can talk to any scientist or a certified Mayan historian and they will laugh at you when 2012 is brought up.
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    2012 (will the world end?)

    :facepalm:
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    WWE Raw & Smackdown Weekly Thread

    Meh I don't know, there was a bunch of other *********** who have contributed alot more to WWE. Donald Trump would have probably been my #1 pick, if he's not already in there??.... I also could have seen Lawrence Taylor in there too, they could have tied him in with a storyline that made fun of...
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    WWE Raw & Smackdown Weekly Thread

    Can anyone seriously explain to me why Drew Carey is going to be inducted into the Hall of Fame??? The only time I've ever seen him in WWE was during the 2001 Royal Rumble, is that all? I stopped watching WWE from like 2007-09, did I miss something? Did he do something in WCW or ECW that I...
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    ATT to buy TMobile in $39billion deal --so much for competition in the U.S. market

    Re: ATT to buy TMobile in $39billion deal --so much for competition in the U.S. marke I'm in the same situation as you man. My *** had AT&T for a few years and it sucked. The network was always dropping calls and there was always dead zones where he couldn't send texts or make calls at all...
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    Eminem's Sponsor is Elton John - LMFAO

    They had a huge performance at the Grammys together playing Stan, it's not a surprise. Why the hell do you even care, I mean if my best friend is gay and I call him on the phone when I need moral support does that make me gay? No, this just shows how narrow minded you are, BS Scott, and the...
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    WWE Raw & Smackdown Weekly Thread

    That was a cool list. My top injury would probably be the Hardcore Holly back slash on an episode of WWE's ECW, though, and for shits and giggles, I'd add the Big Show and Lesnar destroying the ring on the superplex, no injuries, but it was awesome as hell.
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    Fable II vs Fable III

    On a side note, I hated the wii at first, but lately I've been playing it alot at my girlfriend's and friend's houses for the past couple of weeks and I can honestly say it's way funner (not better) than the 360/ps3. I think if you people give it a chance, you'll like the wii. There are alot...
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    Fable II vs Fable III

    I love Fable 2, I **** Fable 3 with a passion, they just destroyed everything I loved about Fable 2, oversimplified it, and made it way short. It was like an M-Rated game for ****, lame story, no challenge in gameplay and terrible toilet humor. If it wasn't for the mild ******** and sexual...
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    L.A. Noire

    I'm so excited for this game. I love the technology behind the facial expressions and how you have to read people's faces to tell if they're lying or uncomfortable or being truthful. This and Mass Effect 3 are probably going to be the the only games I buy the day they come out this year.
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    I f-ing **** Ashlynn Brooke

    One time I popped like in 2 mins during a Nessa Devil scene, it was the shortest wank session I've ever had, I usually use the stop-n-go technique and last at lest 40 mins but Nessa was just too much for me.
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    Total Nonstop Action wrestling thread

    I haven't watched TNA in a long time but I have to ask, why are they so hell bent on trying to push old, washed up wrestlers who ****** their prime in WWE/WCW ages ago? Yeah a few years ago it was great they made stars out of former WWE wrestlers like Ron Killings, Kurt Angle, Christian etc...
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    Which video game character would you fuck?

    Miranda Lawson from Mass Effect 2, Mileena, Katana,, Zoey from Left 4 dead
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    The **** cover songs thread

    Highway star- Buckcherry... it's so **** that I won't even post it.
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    Pokemon

    Pokemon is fuckin awesome. I've disliked everything since Emerald but every now and then I play Crystal, yellow, or Fire Red when I'm bored. My girlfriend is going to buy one of these games soon so I'll probably try it out, but I think they've become really complicated, like using berries...
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    My XBOX 360 won't read games anymore so...

    I hear you man, video games have become totally unreliable and in my opinion they've become a huge rip off, I've basically given up on video games I'm only going to buy 2 new games this year. After that I'm basically done w/ the gaming industry, they've been screwing the customer over in the...
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    WWE Raw & Smackdown Weekly Thread

    Dude that crap pissed me off! They just basically **** all over the women's division, past and present... And what the hell was up with them referring to Trish as the former "Diva's" Champion.. Trish was the WOMEN's champion and was a hell of a champ before the womens division turned into an...
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    WWE Raw & Smackdown Weekly Thread

    They put Rock in a hard place. If he helps the miz win, it will make him a heel for the ****/women, also I believe WWE wants to have super cena win at wrestlemania just because he is their only true main eventer at this point (a ****** shame). If the Rock helps Cena then it will make alot of...
  37. mr. jizz

    Which Engine Oil Do You Use?

    I just use whatever is on sale or is the cheapest.
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    What Are You Drinkin' Right Now?

    A staple in Mexican cuisine, Agua de melon, a.k.a. cantaloupe juice/water.... Delicious
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    Czech Rep. vs. Hungary

    I go for the Czech Republic just cause they have the goddess that is Nessa Devil.
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    Alexa Nicole vs Kenzi Marie

    Who would you rather bone? They look very similar to me except for hair color.... Kenzi Marie- http://www.google.com/images?hl=en&source=hp&biw=1366&bih=575&q=kenzi+marie&gbv=2&aq=f&aqi=&aql=&oq= or Alexa Nicole -...
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    Do you really find it gay when a hot girl fucks a guy in the ass with a strap on?

    Using the logic that some are using in this thread that consider getting pleasured anally as gay, then it must mean that whenever you eat a corndog, hot dog, popsicle, banana you're being gay? By the logic you're using, sticking something dick shaped in the ass is gay so sticking something...
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    What's Going On With Twitter?

    I haven't had any problems, but I don't use an iphone so I don't know. I sent a few tweets last night via sms and it seemed to work fine and I was receiving updates like normal, maybe it's just your app on the fritz or something?
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    Wrestlemania XXVII

    Cena has way more cons than just the worst finisher, one con is that he manages to have the smallest moveset in the history of pro wrestling. Seriously, I was watching him vs C.M punk on Raw from a few weeks ago. I told my friend... Let's count how many moves Cena does before the match ends...
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    Brazzers' Pornstars Punishment

    Meatholes. That stuff is way too hardcore for my taste, but have fun brah.
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    Wrestlemania XXVII

    I wouldn't be suprised to see a lame 10 man over-the-top-rope challenge or some sort of battle royal or fatal four way even, to act as filler. It's a shame they're wasting Ziggler, McIntyre and ESPECIALLY Morrison and Bourne. They're talent that could have been better used elsewhere...
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    Wrestlemania XXVII

    Yeah for those of you wondering it will be Daniel Bryan w/Gail Kim vs Sheamus w/Bella Twins, fucking dumb... I swear they are wasting the best talent they have. They should at least have a Morrison/Bryan feud and turn Bryan heel or something meaningful. Sheamus is just going to fade away into...
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    Any one play an instrument?

    I play Bass for my band then drums, mexican/latin percussion, classical and non classical guitar, synth/keyboards/electric piano in my free time. More recently, I'm learning the harmonica, ukulele, and I want to learn the mandolin and violin soon when I'm able to buy those two instruments...
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    Actual Pic / Video that made you cum today?

    Re: Who made you cum today? madelyn marie
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    Weirdest place you've ever masturbated

    Purgatory.
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