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  1. mr. jizz

    Why would the girl act like this?

    She's playing hard to get with you because she knows your vulnerable and you want her. Just ignore her for a while or talk to more women while she's around. If she truly does like you and sees you talking with other women then she'll probably get jealous and try to initiate a true relationship...
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    Actual Pic / Video that made you cum today?

    Re: Who made you cum today? Sara Underwood and her awesome tits. :bowdown:
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    Masterbation techniques

    Try the "Ketchup Bottle Technique".... just grab your dick with one hand then with the other smack the head like your trying to get ketchup out of one of those oldschool, glass ketchup bottles... this always makes me cum the hardest :thumbsup:
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    Favourite controller?

    There seems to be no perfect controller in my opinion. The 360 controller d-pad is the most terrible d-pad, right after the genesis d-pad, I also don't like the feel of the rb/lb buttons. The PS3 control triggers do feel awkward and overall the controller feels unsturdy to me. The SNES had an...
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    Divide your rep by your post count

    I'm at 994 :thumbsup:
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    WWE Raw & Smackdown Weekly Thread

    I think it would be a great idea to take Wrestlemania to the U.K. Fans from the U.k. always seemed really passionate.
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    Hey man can you please tell me who the girl in your avatar is? She looks like Mason Moore...

    Hey man can you please tell me who the girl in your avatar is? She looks like Mason Moore without the tats and she's smokin' :hatsoff:
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    WWE Raw & Smackdown Weekly Thread

    Hahah +1, I'd rep you if I could. This made me laugh my ass off, I just realized he always does have that stupid smile. But yeah like you said, it's gonna be really weird and awkward, what are they gonna do with Cena for a year? I doubt he's gonna stay in 1 storyline for a whole year, he...
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    WWE Raw & Smackdown Weekly Thread

    Wow except for the Cole/Lawler angle, it was a great Raw in my opinion, I don't know why WWE is so inconsistent and how they pull off a terrible Wrestlemania but the next day they have a good Raw. Bourne vs Del Rio was good and had the potential to be great if they gave them more time, Rey and...
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    WWE Raw & Smackdown Weekly Thread

    ^ Crash Holly was the best Hardcore champ in my opinion, seeing him have to defend it in airports and video arcades/ ball pits was so awesome. I loved the Hardcore championship just because it had that element of surprise and you never knew when or where someone would lose it. Another thing I...
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    WWE Raw & Smackdown Weekly Thread

    Oh my god, seriously, you're going to pull the Hogan argument. Yeah, I acknowledge Hogan isn't the most talented individual and I really never enjoyed him as a wrestler... But you have to realize that was like 30 years ago, wrestling was way more limited and with each generation, WWE has gonna...
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    WWE Raw & Smackdown Weekly Thread

    Wow what a sorry excuse for a Wrestlemania, seriously that was like a 4 hour edition of Raw there was nothing special or exciting and every match was generic and cookie cutter. As expected the worst match on the card was Cole vs King, that was just so painful to watch and all to just see Cole...
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    WWE Raw & Smackdown Weekly Thread

    I kind of get what you're saying but I disagree a bit with you. Celebs are what made Wrestlemania in my opinion. If you check out the Wrestlemania story, which is streaming on Netflix by the way, it really explains the importance of celebs at WM and how WWF probably would've failed without...
  14. mr. jizz

    Most Annoying (Current) Male Pornstar

    Anyone who isn't Evan Stone or Nick Manning is a douche in my opinion, haha just kidding. I don't really dislike either four of them but I picked Scott nails just cause of his douche tattoo and his performance is worse than the others.
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    Easy one, Need a full name

    Thanks alot, I'd rep you but apparently I can't.
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    Easy one, Need a full name

    I was hoping someone could identify the girl in the front of this line of girls, the caption says her name is Alexa but I need someone to give me a full name please. http://img.myconfinedspace.com/wp-content/uploads/tdomf/154872/human-centipede.jpg
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    WWE Raw & Smackdown Weekly Thread

    :rolleyes: Agreed, I also didn't laugh once throughout the video..... Anyway... Anyone wanna share what they're doing this Wrestlemania weekend? I'm making a whole event out of this weekend, Today me and my friends will have a DVD viewing marathon, just hang out and talk crap while watching...
  18. mr. jizz

    Wow, Conservative Uncle Tomism in the response to white liberal guilt was great and had me...

    Wow, Conservative Uncle Tomism in the response to white liberal guilt was great and had me laughing for a long time... I'd rep you 10x if I could. Good one! :thumbsup:
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    Thanks for the rep :hatsoff: , I apologized just cause I feel like the Cena **** is redundant...

    Thanks for the rep :hatsoff: , I apologized just cause I feel like the Cena **** is redundant and people don't want to hear it so much but I just had to rant cause I felt like that guy was out of line.
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    Thanks for the rep :hatsoff:

    Thanks for the rep :hatsoff:
  21. mr. jizz

    Thanks for the rep *******! :thumbsup:

    Thanks for the rep *******! :thumbsup:
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    That's for the rep, I laughed my ass off from your comment too! :hatsoff:

    That's for the rep, I laughed my ass off from your comment too! :hatsoff:
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    WWE Raw & Smackdown Weekly Thread

    That is another thing that is so pitiful, the whole we want to be called entertainers now. I guess it just reflects that talent is no longer measured by in ring skills but by mic skills or who can beat Khali in a dance off :facepalm:. Also, luvtheladies, when you say guys like Shelton or...
  24. mr. jizz

    WWE Raw & Smackdown Weekly Thread

    I'm not contradicting myself, those guys weren't over when they won their respective championships, and that's the problem, they're not being solidified as main eventers. Do you seriously think that Swagger could have carried the WWE for about a year, getting in and out of title feuds and...
  25. mr. jizz

    WWE Raw & Smackdown Weekly Thread

    Oh also sorry for turning this into a **** Cena thread, this will probably the last time I rant on Cena. My apologies :hatsoff:
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    WWE Raw & Smackdown Weekly Thread

    I'm glad that most agree with me on the Cena issue, but I'm not saying he's not the top guy, he is the top guy and all you have to do is look at each Wrestlemania from 21 to now. And I mean I really don't **** the guy, yeah I **** his character and I **** the WWE era he stands for, I'm sure he...
  27. mr. jizz

    WWE Raw & Smackdown Weekly Thread

    Yeah it's a fuckin shame that I had to stop watching the company I put so much time and money into cause of one shitty wrestler and it's a shame that others like me were given the same ultimatum, conform to Cena or get out. I stopped watching for a really long time and just barely got back into...
  28. mr. jizz

    Census Results: New York 'White People' are the Minority now

    By the way Scott, and this is something to Laugh your ass off about, you've just exhibited 4/7 of the signs of what my speech book describes as "being backed into a corner" while in an argument/conflict. 1. Trying to laugh off the situation. 2. Disproving by asking for proof. 3. Bargaining...
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    Census Results: New York 'White People' are the Minority now

    You want proof just go to all your mosque, immigration, and anything racially charged threads. I'm serious, upon joining this forum, I really haven't been offended alot of times but it seems that like every single time I am, it's most likely by you. I remember joining this forum exactly a year...
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    Census Results: New York 'White People' are the Minority now

    It was just a guess, but I welcome people of all colors with open arms :thumbsup:
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    Census Results: New York 'White People' are the Minority now

    Yeah I don't know **** about you in real life, all I can do is go by all the racist and hateful **** that you put on this forum and define you by that. If that's the case and you actually do have those friends then that makes you a fucking coward and a hypocrite. Maybe on this forum, you...
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    Census Results: New York 'White People' are the Minority now

    And another thing that you don't realize because you weren't born and raised in the Hispanic culture, is that Hispanics will NEVER have a leader that dictates what all of them do. Hispanics **** other Hispanics way toooo much to ever get into an organized group and have one person speak for us...
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    Census Results: New York 'White People' are the Minority now

    How is there only anti white racism when I'm pretty sure that everyone posting here IS white? It's ridiculous, the only people who can't think in a rational way are the people that say living in a Non white America scares the hell out of them. Really? If that isn't irrational than what is...
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    Census Results: New York 'White People' are the Minority now

    The reason you have a spot on you is because you're such a racist prick on this forum. You bring up the most racially charged threads and make up most of the racial tension. There's lots of white folks on this forum that are good people, but it's people like you (in the real world) that are...
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    Census Results: New York 'White People' are the Minority now

    :dito: Repped Mr. Jagger, you always have the most reasonable thing to say. Coming from both a white and hispanic culture, I can say that both are great. Going to the ballpark and eating hot dogs, Having a BBQ on a warm summer night and watching a college or pro football game. Celebrating...
  36. mr. jizz

    what game are you playing right now?

    Dude, you should NEVER use Gamestop for trade in values they're a huge ripoff. My best suggestion is to cut out the middleman and use Craigslist or another similar site and sell your new games for 40-$50, people will buy it because it is anywhere from a 10-25$ discount for them if you include...
  37. mr. jizz

    Lupe Fuentes VS Rebecca Linares

    I'll go with Rebecca, Lupe does not tickle my fancy.
  38. mr. jizz

    Which porn site should I join next?

    I think Mofos, especially I know That Girl, is pretty good, the girls aren't really that famous yet but they're hot.
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    WWE Raw & Smackdown Weekly Thread

    Cena may be a good person outside of WWE but that doesn't make him a good or talented wrestler. If he wants to be a good person then he should go donate to Goodwill, work at a non-profit organization, or volunteer at a homeless shelter and get the fuck out of WWE. I don't want his untalented...
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    Census Results: New York 'White People' are the Minority now

    Wow, the **** in this thread is unbelievable, I like how some people think that apparently any country that has colored folks is doomed. My city probably has the smallest non-hispanic white population of any 500,000+ pop. city in the country and we are doing just super, thank you!
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    The Worst Song Ever Written? The Catastrophe that is "Friday"

    Sorry Supadupa, but how in the hell can you say Gaga is a fantastic musician? She is a walking rip-off, attention whore that is only famous because a) She's manipulating the gay community and has somehow managed to fool all of them into beliving she actually gives a crap about them. b) She...
  42. mr. jizz

    Hottest vintage porn star

    Asia Carrera or Serenity
  43. mr. jizz

    what game are you playing right now?

    I'm waiting for the WWE All Stars demo to download.... I'm torn between buying WWE All Stars, Marvel vs Capcom 3 or Crysis 2 tomorrow, thing is I don't really have time to be playing so I just want a pick up and play game and I know I'll get too much into MvC3 or Crysis2 :(.
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    What is the latest BAD film you watched?

    Catfish, it wasn't really bad, it was just meh. Really awkward and disturbing at some parts.
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    The Worst Song Ever Written? The Catastrophe that is "Friday"

    All those people are just lucky, Bieber got lucky, Black got lucky, Gaga, Kesha, etc got lucky. There's always going to be one crap artist that the world is infatuated with. Just look at someone like Amy Winehouse, Ashley Simpson and all those others who were "So popular and changed the face...
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    The Worst Song Ever Written? The Catastrophe that is "Friday"

    It's not the worst song ever. Yeah it sucks, but people are overreacting and taking out their hatred of the oversaturation of this bullshit music out on a defenseless 13 year old girl. It's just my theory but people are so tired of this crap radio pop and they're too afraid to admit it. This...
  47. mr. jizz

    xbox360 or ps3

    If I'm not mistaken STDiva plays a musical instrument. He posted up a pretty ***** cover of Good Vibrations one time. Anyway, yeah the guitar hero argument is pretty stale and old. I've been playing percussion, Bass, and piano since 2002 or somewhere close to there, I started learning guitar...
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    xbox360 or ps3

    There's alot of great things about each console that you should first consider. First the games.... There's alot of great exclusives for both game consoles that you may want to look into. The PS3 has some masterpieces that throw in alot of great cinematic qualities and have great gameplay i.e...
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    WWE Raw & Smackdown Weekly Thread

    People boo the crap out of Cena, does that mean he's a heel.... no. People boo Cole because he's annoying as fuck and no one gives a crap about this stupid ass storyline. I'd boo Jerry Lawler if I was at a live event as well just to show my disapproval. The Cole/ Lawler Match is ****** time...
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