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When I used to do "build your own burger" at Varsity back in the day, used to be beef chilli, onion rings and bacon, but that was a sloppy mess. These days when we do a Five Guys run I'll tend to go fried onions, bacon, jalopenos and barbecue sauce. My favourite meals are ones that nail meaty...

Eeep. :wave:

Mmmmmmm, thanks so much. Me love you long time.

The whole Michael Douglas/CZJ story about HPV, cancer and muff diving has lead to "pussyeater's cancer" becoming a phrase in my inner circle. As in, "I would contract pussyeater's cancer for her." If you're catching cancer, that's the one you want. To be fair, if a deity said to me...

That's a hell of a favour. The most I ever got from my ****** was to borrow her toy rocket. But I always had to wash it first, it was always sticky.

Ariel is a good shout, that's such a pornstar name. In fact her name sometimes make me think first and foremost of Hayden Winters. Taking it in the face, dressed as Pebbles.

2-3 Darcie Dolce & Missy Martinez http://www.brazzers.com/scenes/view/id/9297/her-*********-best-friend/

3 - Danielle Sharp

Owt better than nowt. :thumbsup:

Spiders. That's pretty irrational. They can't hurt me, but they fucking terrify me. Strangely, big tarantula types that lumber don't bother me in the slightest. Only the ones that scuttle. I'm slightly unnerved by fast-moving snakes in the same way, but a mate used to have a huge python, and he...

Heaven.

Roman's had plenty of great matches. He had a great match with Daniel Bryan. He had a fucking amazing match with Lesnar at Mania 31 that all the workrate perverts forgot about. He ever dragged The Big Show to a thoroughly enjoyable Last Man Standing match at last year's Extreme Rules, which I...

The photographs I promised Petra that the world would never have to see. They don't HAVE to posted here for the world to see. They MIGHT stay in my secret drawer forever. That's as close as I get to pleading.

I dont do begging but how do you feel about bribery? By weird coincidence my favourite girl among those signers, Angelika, I have actually already received an autograph from in person.

I thought the same watching Mick Blue shoot very little in a couple of scenes but he's a very popular stunt dick. It's due to the fact the other intangibles are more important than North-esque loads ; professionalism (turning up on time, hygiene, professional courtesy), getting hard on cue...

You're having a laugh. They can't defend to save their lives right now. Kompany is fucked, Demechelis is ****. Zlatan is going to tear them a new arsehole.

Since we don't have a "dudes" subsection other than in the gay section, and this is straight porn, I'm just going to give you your answer. Apparently the guy is called Buster Good. Some real interesting ink. The girl having a keyhole where her anus should be.... http://www.data18.com/content/521614

I just checked free agents for someone I at least have recently jerked off to their work and.... Romi Rain is still free??? I'm taking her for definitely and putting a #3 on her back. Romi.... ROMI RAIN! Just for fun :

Context. WWE cut ties with The Hulkster, a world-famous star, because the entire world found out that he had used words to the effect of "I **** black people" thus exposing himself as an actual racist. Booker T (accidentally) using that word in a promo 19 years ago on a PPV nobody remembers, in...

"I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. ****** ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. I watched C-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhäuser Gate. All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain. Time to die."

Because girls in band t-shirts is always a good thing...

Harsh. :P

Re: Marsha May / Bibi Miami / Bianca B She's fucking awesome.

At least Vader being given his release allowed him to go have those belters with Misawa and Kobashi. I'm not going to lie, I expect to enjoy Mania because I always manage to, but I'm looking forward to TakeOver far far more.

Chelsea away is a game where form counts for fuck all, they'll do us. Man United are a team we struggle against, always. Regardless of relative form at any given time we've only beaten them twice since 2001, both of those coming at Old Trafford. We aren't beating them. Liverpool.... ehhh.... if...

Still a free agent and someone I find really hot...... Marsha May can be my super-sub and wear #11. Everywhere you go, always take Marsha with you.

One of my favourite girls on the comeback trail Kagney Linn Karter is still free so I'll take her. Kag-ney, Kag-ney, she's my number 23, Kag-ney, Kag-ney, she's a Spurt like you and me! Jesus.

Leicester have the easier run-in. My mob have Chelsea away, Liverpool away, United at home. That's 9 points dropped already.

Fuckrats!

My ****** knows I am in porn. They are very supportive. Actually, my ****** is a little TOO supportive, and it's getting a little weird.

Re: There is a rumour about Briana Banks that i wonder.. :facepalm: She is. Which you'd known if you'd read all 3(!) posts in the thread. Anyway, merged with Briana's thread. "Rumour" no more. She also tweets a shitload about her new content so go look - https://twitter.com/brianabanksxoxo

I'll take more quality in the rear. Eva Lovia can wear #5 for me.

I love the fact that any other year, my mob winning the title for the first time since 1961 would be viewed as a refreshing change from the situation where only 3 clubs (Chelsea, Man United, Man City) have split the last 11 titles, and 22 out of the last 23 have been won by one of only 4 clubs...

Loyalty and sentiment matters for me, so for a third consecutive season of "banging them in," I'm taking Madison Ivy to wear my #10 shirt. "She's one of our owwwwwnnnnn....."

We could go to Dallas in November 1963, stand on the grassy knoll and shout "Duck!" I'm firmly of the belief that time travel, if one day possible, will only ever be possible going backwards. Subscribing as I do to the multiverse theories where infinite possibilities are played out in infinite...

No, I've never had a wife. I had a pretty decent four years with someone else's wife, but never one of my own. It's not happening either. I'm not really what you call "with the social skills" and have no looks, money, prospects or anything to offer. I'm pretty OK with this however, the fact I...

Finish the Internet. Ace has won.

The pink hair is a winner. But I basically just came here to say... .... well, that. Wow. Miss Adams, truly yours is a butt that won't quit.

Probably. But would he go back? I wouldn't trade Spain for here. It's cold and wet.

As a neutral, West Brom's ropey defence should not keep United out. Leicester are winning the title, aren't they?

Gonna put my #20 shirt on another new signing... that hot young thing, August Ames.

You're doing that just to fuck me off now, aren't you? Newcastle are Tyneside. Sunderland are Weirside. Hence the expression "Tyne and Weir derby" when the teams meet. Newcastle going down will be hilarious. I hope Ashley fucks off and the club has chance to rebuild. Good fans.

Did the higher res versions of Mel looking sexy in the Tallica shirt ever come out?

My new signing at the back, wearing the #4 shirt for Spurts this season.... **** Jensen.

Randy Lerner has spent much of the last 6 years systematically getting rid of all the biggest earners. Young, Downing, Milner, Benteke, Delph, all moved on for profit and little of the money made on each sale reinvested into the squad. Draw your own conclusions.

Needing to keep legs dry in danger of proximity to potentially wet pussy?

Sorry if you've answered Kleio (I couldn't see it) but how did you choose the name "Kleio Valentien" ?

They get it done because they want to. Because they see something in the mirror they aren't happy with and want to change. Or because they make a mod they think might get them more scenes. Or on occasion, they make changes to please others (I have conversed with one pornstar who got bigger...

I have a mate who says Leicester will go down next season, I'm trying to ignore him. Oh, HELL no.

I deleted your duplicate thread. You may bump this one, don't create duplicates.