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  1. Mr_Stiffy

    Girls you have masturbated to the most

    I used that very pic on a different tweet. https://twitter.com/slight_pervert/status/858795628218003457
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    Girls you have masturbated to the most

    That was a great read, both because it reminded me of some of my own better entries back in the day but also because she was one of my own obsessions, and that is a word I've used about my own various long-term favourites in my fapping "career." Lisa was in an issue of UK Maxim in 98 where she's...
  3. Mr_Stiffy

    Jesy Nelson (Little Mix)

    Her tits look great in the new video, I think.
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    Lena Paul vs Alix Lovell

    Fixed.
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    Jasmine Jae

    Cute working around the word filter is usually an infraction, don't do it again. As a legit producer, I dont know why legalporno wouldn't post however....
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    I wish she was pornstar

    Really? I've always had the impression she'd be **** in bed. Dumped in short order because the lay isn't worth how high maintenance she is, writes an album about the break up. Lather rinse repeat.
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    Your absolutely fave food

    Curries. There are too many varieties to narrow down to one and different flavours and textures to just pick one. Last night I was on Garlic Butter Chicken with red hot Peshwari naan straight out the tandoor with a little drizzle of runny honey on.
  8. Mr_Stiffy

    Game of Thrones

    I would say because he's directly going against the wishes of the crown, he wouldn't trust the men under his command to not turn on him, and he wouldn't rate his chances of marching them out the door without Cersei noticing and stopping them. He might have had a chance were it not another...
  9. Mr_Stiffy

    What Did You ***** The Last Time You Got *****?

    Saturday gone. Too strong ***** and **** during the parade, many cans of Strongbow dark fruit in the streets afterwards, followed by raspberry/pomegranate Smirnoff cider, weird ***** test tubes, Hooch (Jesus) and Koppaberg followed by dirty kebab.
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    Jenna Hoskins

    Just an FYI ... her onlyfans is brilliant. Close up masturbating with toy, sucking and fucking, so far two videos getting cum on, one on her ass, one on her face. Well worth the $.
  11. Mr_Stiffy

    Wifey(Sandra Otterson)

    http://board.freeones.com/showthread.php?2584-Wifey
  12. Mr_Stiffy

    No anal by Charlee Chase?

    What? No. http://board.freeones.com/showthread.php?163467-Charley-Chase
  13. Mr_Stiffy

    Which pornstar you would marry? / What Porn Star Would You Marry?

    Based on personality, and by that I mean Twitter, I think Missy Martinez is irreverent enough to tie me down.
  14. Mr_Stiffy

    It's here! The Inaugural FreeOnes bachelor auction

    I nominate myself, and also bid the first $200 by means of a reserve. Easy V doesn't come for free. Pros : Can cook Good head Netflix Cons : Listens to the same four songs by Transvision Vamp more than any rational adult should.
  15. Mr_Stiffy

    Rosie Jones - New UK babe

    New pics in lingerie for Pabo : http://rosiejonesarchive.com/viewtopic.php?f=41&t=2092
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    English Premier League 2017/2018

    Hardly means a tin of beans after two games other than they've started well. Zero bearing on who finishes where. Man United are going to win the title. Chelsea and City have spent big but United have spent best. Lukaku theoretically can be the best striker in the league. I watched plenty of...
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    List of favorite Pornstars of All-Time

    ........ but how big is too big a list??? In really rough estimate of order of discovery...... Jenna Jameson Nikki Tyler Chasey Lain Jill Kelly Tera Patrick Briana Banks Silvia Saint Anita Blond Eva Angelina Belladonna Alexis Texas Sasha Grey Tori Black Remy LaCroix Kagney Linn Karter Rachel...
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    English Premier League 2017/2018

    Jesus Christ.
  19. Mr_Stiffy

    +++ GUMBO SOUP of Sex & Porn issues

    Interesting.
  20. Mr_Stiffy

    Darcie Dolce

    That's probably going to psychosomatic. One thing for sure : the muscle that's designed to pass a baby's head does NOT loosen due to accommodating the width of a wiener, however many times. Physically, a woman stays as she is made regardless of how promiscuous she is or isn't, until she drops a...
  21. Mr_Stiffy

    Darcie Dolce

    You don't know how the vagina works. Amount of sex doesn't affect elasticity. Only childbirth does that.
  22. Mr_Stiffy

    who is the best pornstar right now ?!

    "Right now" is not really fair to Remy or Leah since they are both inactive due to catching the worst STI... ********. I voted Lana. Kagney is awesome and one of my favourites ever but she's not so active whereas Lana is really catching fire.
  23. Mr_Stiffy

    Food, ***** ,Music, or Sex?

    In intention, sex. In reality, food. I think the two may very well be connected.
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    Madison Ivy

    Nothing says "entitled porn fan" quite like a "fan" visiting a performer's thread in the buildup to the release of her first comeback scene since life-threatening injuries and a lengthy rehabilitation, and voicing disapproval of the scene before its release, i.e. before you've even seen it.
  25. Mr_Stiffy

    Post Your Best Relationship Advice

    Truth.
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    Wrestling babes

    Lana had difficulty keeping her flaps in last night.
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    Pamela Anderson

    Absolutely 100% still would.
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    Did Gracie Glam retire?

    She's not retired but nobody seems to want to book her according to what I read elsewhere. A better place for performer specific questions would be their threads ; http://board.freeones.com/showthread.php?293159
  29. Mr_Stiffy

    What part in a porn movie makes you cum the hardest?

    Popshot. Especially on tits. Especially if she's finishing him off herself. I like to believe he can't hold it any more and she's ******* her guy over the edge, rather than him urgently tugging himself over a passive human Kleenex.
  30. Mr_Stiffy

    Farting

    Shall I pretend it didn't feel good?
  31. Mr_Stiffy

    Another one is gone goddamn you 2016!

    "Being a cunt" doesn't get you a ban. Breaking the rules does.
  32. Mr_Stiffy

    Another one is gone goddamn you 2016!

    Couldn't possibly answer that. :glugglug:
  33. Mr_Stiffy

    Katana indeed. Thor would not come save the day if he didn't bring Mjolnir after all. :hammer:

    Katana indeed. Thor would not come save the day if he didn't bring Mjolnir after all. :hammer:
  34. Mr_Stiffy

    Who are you obsessed with at the moment? / Who are you really into right now?

    Re: Who are you obsessed with at the moment? Lana fucking Rhoades. Maybe it's just because I have a type, but she's amazing to me. It was love at first sight. Her Blacked scene with the already-missing-her Leah Gotti was amazing and Lana Chapter 1 on Tushy is superb, worth making the effort...
  35. Mr_Stiffy

    OCSM of the Week 2016

    Hi ****. Miss Hybrid Fappy New Year.
  36. Mr_Stiffy

    Can we have an acenipplelicker sub forum?

    Let's find out. :wave:
  37. Mr_Stiffy

    [SOLVED] Manojob blonde?

    http://gambler711.tumblr.com/post/152635544609/cumsblr-nothing-but-cumshots-submit-your
  38. Mr_Stiffy

    FISTING WOW- WHAT did i just see

    Oh great, damppanties is back.
  39. Mr_Stiffy

    Beth Bennett / Bethany D (Secretease) / Beth (DDF) / Beth (Babestation)

    http://www.definebabe.com/models/lols/beth-ddf/ Beth tweeted about it quite a bit in advance. It was also discussed on the Babestation forums before and after. IIRC the oral was on cam but the penetration was shot so you couldn't see it.
  40. Mr_Stiffy

    Who Is The Nicest Porn Star You've Ever Met?

    I haven't met many. Maybe 5 depending on if "star" is suitable for girls that have like 2 scenes on Killergram. Nicest without doubt though was Jill Kelly. Felt like I could talk to her about any topic and she was happy to answer all my questions about the industry and co-workers without dodging...
  41. Mr_Stiffy

    Kelly Hall / Kelly H

    I had forgotten what perfect tits Kelly had, caught myself merrily jerking it to her back catalogue over the weekend. .... this was the pic that called forth my little white army. Amazing boobs.
  42. Mr_Stiffy

    When's the first time you visited Free Ones?

    I can't remember what year FreeOnes started, so this might be a fake memory, but I think I came here looking for Cori Nadine links in like.... 99. EDIT - her dashboard says added 2001 so it was definitely a fake memory. But I was definitely on FreeOnes before I got my then-new PC in 99. I think.
  43. Mr_Stiffy

    Game of Thrones

    Dorne, perhaps the entirety of The Reach too, will be aligning with Daenerys, I'd say. She'll have to beat the Crow's Eye to get as far as Westeros. Piece of **** when you have dragons though.
  44. Mr_Stiffy

    Game of Thrones

    #CleganeBowl is still happening. By the way, the worst kept secret in television (and the books) is finally out of the bag, so if you havent put 2 and 2 together.... Jon being Lyanna Stark's ***** to Rhaegar makes him half Targaryen. And Daenerys' nephew.
  45. Mr_Stiffy

    Game of Thrones

    It's been unsettlingly quiet on the Rickon front since we saw Ramsay receive him. Jon will be getting whatever's left of his little ******* waved in his face across a battlefield.
  46. Mr_Stiffy

    Alright Bad Boys time to ask me anything! Anna Bell Peaks style!

    Hey Anna! I absolutely love your work. Your look is stunning and you're a great performer, you've quickly become one of my favourites since I first saw your first BangBros scene. My question is ; any girls in the industry you've not worked with yet that you'd really like to? You want to stick...
  47. Mr_Stiffy

    Game of Thrones

    Missing the point. Whether the fight in question came direct from George, or from Dan & Dave based on the characters Martin created, the point still stands - the guy is trying to add "IRL" to a fight between fictional characters i.e. "IRL" has no merit or basis for comment.
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