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There comes a point where you realize that if you can still make £X by selling a calendar every year without your nipples out, then you do it, if you no longer need to bring in the kind of money you did with your nipples out. Makes perfect sense to me, even though I'm not especially precious...

................................ ..........................but if you DID have one, what would you name it?

Les Ferdinand.

Re: who is this pornstar in the gif? I had to move your request into its own thread - start your own threads for your own requests, dont hijack other threads or bump dead ones with new requests. Your girl is Amy Anderssen.

No way.

Porno Dan?

I am both cheap AND slutty.

With all the love in the world for Davey Boy.... THAT right there is our finest contribution to rasslin'.

She can return the favour, too. ;)

Lot of hotlinking going on in this thread, I have noticed. Stop doing it - use the attachment tool or image hosts to upload the pics, or culprits will start racking up infraction points or holidays. Thanks.

Link doesn't work. Save the image to your PC then upload it using the attachment tool.

2 is LouLou from Lip Service. http://galleries.harmonyvision.com/Lip_Service/LouLou_Vid002/

Mine is. I can almost *feel* the lack of shock emanating from some of you.

Pretty sure that's a young Emma Caesari.

Hi Lola, you're extremely cute. I'd love if you could do me a fansign saying "#MNF - Aston Villa Nil" with which I can take the **** out of my mates. I have an on-going thing where I annoy them with football-related signs held up by hot girls. Seems to work well.

For the time I saw each in the relevant Scary Movie.... Carmen Electra. She was very much near the top of my chart at the time so I loved that scene.

I read the Talk threads, I moderate. I don't spend every spare second of every night looking for fap material like I used to or neglecting *****, gym, hobbies or friendships because I'm stuck inside downloading gig after gig of content I'll never really get round to watching. I'm really pleased...

Guns N Ammo.

The girl in question : would bang. The day I choose food over sex with a girl I find at least moderately attractive, please **** me.

Goddamn, I wish I could still rep.

How bizarre, my last LTR started a mere 6 weeks after her wedding day. It's probably not what it sounds like, but that naked fact I always find funny. 9 years later, I think she's still married to the cunt.

That fine piece of ass is Clara Aguilar. http://aryentinas.blogspot.co.uk/2015/02/fotos-clara-aguilarsabrosas-tetas-la.html

^^^ Light Catherine Wheel, place in small boy's hood, and run. As for Halloween, you have to be a fan of a certain brand of rubbish entertainment to appreciate this, but this year I will have The Best Costume There Is, The Best Costume There Was, The Best Costume There Ever Will Be.

I've deleted some arguments about bumping. Bumping babe threads is unnecessary. When there is new content, someone will post it. Bumping in the ID section is fine, but in these threads it is not required.

Crouchy isn't getting a game for Stoke. Come January, Big Sam can get him in and pair him again with JD (they averaged a goal a game for Portsmouth and for Spurs). Job done.

2 - Olivia Berzinc

I love how Pardew rode out one last shitstorm, got back into a spot where his job was no longer being talked about being in jeopardy... then turned round and went "Right, that's about it for me. Fuck off." Walked out on his own terms, head up, dignity intact. I think the fans have finally...

Mere minutes before Brendan "We Go Again" Rodgers got the sack, I was confident we'd do them. But now they'll have New Manager Syndrome and no doubt pound us harder than Brendan (allegedly) pounded that BoyGirl's man-made pussy. While for many years I bore no ill will towards Everton, there's a...

Man City who just annihilated Newcastle, with Sergio Aguero netting 5, at home to Bournemouth who last game couldn't keep a clean sheet at home to Watford? Good luck with that one mate. ;) I've made Kevin De Bruyne my captain in Fantasy Football next weekend, that's a home banker. Last weekend I...

Could have been worse. I was once getting the scrapy test done and nearly got a boner because the doc was sexy and she was touching my little man.

Thanks for taking the time to do this interview, Miss Spencer, it was very enlightening. Although I worry how many fappers will be inspired to try and convince their favourite models that they want to really get to know them, under the delusion that because it worked out well for our Happy, it...

http://www.politifact.com/punditfact/statements/2015/aug/27/nicholas-kristof/more-americans-******-guns-1968-all-wars-says-colu/ - Y'all **** each other better with your perfectly legal guns, than all the countries combined that you've ever gone to war with. Amazing. I've not visited the...

It would be the biggest shock in the history of top flight football in England in my estimation. Within my lifetime, teams have gone from winning the league to **** the very next season (Leeds in 92-93, off the top of my head) but for Chelsea with their resources, players and Jose Mourinho at...

Is it too much of a cliche to say Sharon Stone's scenes in Basic Instinct where she's grinding down relentlessly on a submissive Michael Douglas? Cliche or not, in terms of baby batter spilled, that's my answer. Although in my teens Erika Eleniak getting her tits sucked in Chasers wore out my...

2 - Madison Ivy

I thought Modest Tim would do OK for them, but unfortunately his bizarre summer window tactics of only signing players called "Jordan" has not really paid off.

Or indeed, Manchester Untied. I can't believe Newcastle, the Prem's most doubtlessly "in crisis" team, were within mere minutes of beating Chelski. Love seeing the Kings Road rent boys in such disarray. Hope Jose leaves soon, so I can go back to secretly loving him.

Jew Gold 4, Arab Oil Money 1 Titles are never won or lost in September, but they were a dog's dinner at the back today. Without Charles Hart, Kompany, Silva and a 100% fit Aguero, they suddenly look vulnerable. Oh well, cheer up CITEH, be grateful it wasn't worse. Which it easily could have...

Cameron makes a pretty saucy Harley Quinn. https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CMuo4viU8AAfput.jpg:large https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CO05mM1UsAAfaMD.jpg:large

Very nice to get these insights, Miss Spencer. I suppose the obvious question is what your folks think you do for a living, haha. Oh well, stay fabulous.

The focus for Spurs will be on the league, and the doomed attempt to finish 4th. You'll still see shite like Fazio getting a game when the FA Cup starts. You **** with your wacky, wonky abbreviations and not-quite-getting-it nicknames of the English teams. Spurs are just "Spurs," I'm pretty...

I'd also love to see Spurs beat Man City, but it's as likely as Kyle Walker sprouting wings and flying to the game instead of driving. "The Hotspur." LOL.

So, there have been a whole lot of rules broken in here. Hi guys. This thread apparently has become a hive of activity that ******** a bunch of rules, so here's a refresher in what I've seen, that you're not allowed to do - * Soliciting for paid content or offering to share paid content by PM...

Four years in and you still haven't found the ID section? Fellas, get this man a link. Ace, I'm looking at you.

At least two people have tried to post Pookie's real name to this thread. Next person who does wins a holiday, no questions asked. And by "holiday" I mean suspension.

O hai Michelle, how cool! About two years ago we were in the same room when you did the wrestling gig in Preston. Your dress was clinging to your curves like it had been painted on. Only time I've ever been looking at a fully clothed woman and felt my winky moving, hahaha. It's not a great...

Why do you care, you were so keen on finding her replacement in your last thread. ;) Would I like her to come back? Yes. Do I think she will? No. As a wife and ******, as long as she's making enough money on the other side of the camera, I doubt she'll go back to taking one in the eye from...

That's Eve Angel.

Re: Girls with Tattoos Anyone have this girl's name?