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  1. Wainkerr99

    The Member Above Me....

    states he was taken back to a pithy obliqueness.
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    Hitch a Ride on The Word Train

    space
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    if you could make one wish to make the world a better place, what would you ask?

    To get rid of Blueballs, once for all. Ok ok I'm kidding. Sheesh. It sounded funny in my head. Bad joke. Baaad joke. For all governments to trust one another.
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    How Not to Get Murdered

    This isn't funny. I was murdered, so I can tell you it isn't a joke.
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    What do you guys think of this playboy cover?

    This lady reminds me a bit of Sue Ellen, from 'Dallas'.
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    Suicide

    'I'm too old for this shit'.
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    Does it bother you that some porn stars REFUSE to work with black guys?

    Its the reason I haven't been able to sleep at night. Every single night I lie awake, tossing and turning, troubled, tormented by the lack of black dick in white pussy. I can't take it any more. Something must be done about it. Enough! I say. If only, if only, hordes of black men where having...
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    Ladies (and guys) I need advice! Please help!!!

    Make inquiries about custody of the children. Surreptitiously, of course. If you have enough money, maybe discreetly hire the services of a P.I. Better safe than sorry. Maybe I should say better sneaky than sorry, but, there again, two can play that game.
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    Ronald Reagan speaks out on socialized medicine

    An instructor I know at a College had to finally succumb to her illness. She was almost dead on her feet at work. In the weeks that she is off, she is not paid. When I queried this, I was told this is normal in the U.S. She also has to pay a great deal of money towards her cure, in addition to...
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    What are you listening to right now?

    'Never Gets Old": http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IU7_zilqKLI&feature=related
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    Word Association

    odour
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    Hitch a Ride on The Word Train

    terranova
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    How do. Quite well thank you. I have a big test on Tues.

    How do. Quite well thank you. I have a big test on Tues.
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    Rebecca Romijn / Rebecca Romijn-O'Connell / Rebecca Romijn-Stamos

    Re: Rebecca Romijn-Stamos http://tv.msn.com/fall-tv-guide/photo-gallery/sexiest-stars/?GT1=28103&
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    Word Association TWO

    leg up
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    Have you ever.............

    I wish. Sneezed in someone's profile on FreeOnes?
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    The Member Above Me....

    Makes me wonder where he got all his wisdom.
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    Your'e ah ah ahh ahwelcome!

    Your'e ah ah ahh ahwelcome!
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    Word Association

    kith
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    The Member Above Me....

    Is going to have a great weekend.
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    Compilation of idiots

    No 7 is the reason I never bothered learning the backflip. Best left to the the athletic.
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    You have added me. Thank you. :hatsoff:

    You have added me. Thank you. :hatsoff:
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    Have a good weekend.

    Have a good weekend.
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    Rrrrank you. Thanks, minid. (TMAM).

    Rrrrank you. Thanks, minid. (TMAM).
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    Random Statement Thread II

    I always flush the loo when I'm finished.
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    New idea for a game (but I want to know if you want it or not)

    Great minds think alike. Fools never differ. Err. Go with great minds think alike.
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    Ask a British Person.......

    Is football hooliganism as out of control as it appears to be in the media?
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    North Carolina church to burn ‘Satan’s books,’ including works of Mother Teresa

    Yeah, WillE, explain yourself. How can you hold fundamentalist views and be here on the board posting oodles of pics of women having sex? Oh. That's right. You don't. :rolleyes:
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    The last person to post here WINS!

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LA1yQjP2afc&feature=related I win. Geddit?
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    Whats the weather like?

    Cloudy. It has been cloudy, is cloudy, and probably will stay that way for the most part.
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    Rate the persons Avatar above you.

    9/10. Lovely tones and boobies. And hair. Thank you kindly. Nothing so ambitious, at least not without the proper tools. I was just fortunate to stumble across this one day. Seek and you will find. The first thing that ever drew me to Sandra was her unique mouth...
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    The Member Above Me....

    has rep ending in 99.
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    The Member Above Me....

    he alway make he time say ola to he leetle friend.
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    Rate the persons Avatar above you.

    3/10. Rude, precocious. Oh alright 9/10. ;)
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    The Member Above Me....

    Is right at home.
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    Denise Milani

    There is a woman in my class who is shaped like her.
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    Have you ever killed an animal?

    Murther. Most fowl. I decided for some odd reason to drive fasternusual down the road once. Straight into a flock of pigeons. One didn't fly away fast enough. I remembered for long afterwards holding its little body as it died. I felt so helpless. I remember how warm it still was. The pigeon's...
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    Greetinks comrad. Da, all is gut. Ve hef dem vere ve vant dem.

    Greetinks comrad. Da, all is gut. Ve hef dem vere ve vant dem.
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    Going from bad day to Epic Bad Day!

    If he put it into reverse by accident, he could still have stopped, unless he was really flustered. That would be hard to prove though. Either way he is looking at a hefty fine for reckless driving.
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    Hilary Swank

    http://today.msnbc.msn.com/id/33342938/ns/today-parenting_and_family/
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    you have been mooned

    Two buttcheeks, one pumpkin.
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    biggest nipples

    Wow she can't go anywhere with those in a T-shirt.
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    Top 5 Greatest Presidents

    Assuming you mean only US Presidents, I would nonetheless bring Nelson Mandela to your attention.
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    15 y/o set on fire

    Wrong influences, wrong music. wrong example set by associates who probably have done time. It reminds me of that film "Alphadog'.
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    What are you going to be for Halloween

    BlueBalls? :dunno:
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    I think I'm running out of horror movies to watch....

    Well there's a few more of 'em coming soon. Antichrist The Vampire's Assistant (Cirque du Freak) Saw VI 10/30/09: The House of the Devil November 2009: 11/6/09: The Box The Fourth Kind 11/20/09: New Moon 11/25/09: The Road 2009 and beyond: 25/8 28 Months Later After.Life All...
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    Is the Large Hadron Collider being sabotaged from the future?

    ^^ Funny. 'Chudgement day is inevitabble'. Thus quoth the Terminator. Of course, there's only one way to find out. What is astonishing is how some people can be so dilly, yet there are others who brilliant. This collider is an astounding piece of engineering. It is Man's ingenuity at its...
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    WOW! Khagendra is small.

    This young fella would probably fit in a backpack. http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/33327766/ns/world_news-south_and_central_asia/ I would put the article in but there is a copyright warning.
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    Congress' own healthcare benefits: Membership has its privileges

    It would help, I think, if doctors and hospital administrators were to take a lower percentage in their billing for services. The cost to the consumer would be immense. This is a national problem, not just something to be handed to Federal government to solve. Everyone needs to come up with a...
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