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    Why does Jesus make things so hard?

    I rofl'd at this.
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    He takes his job seriously

    Those are some NASTY looking rims. I really want to know who decided huge rims are cool, and punch them. Right in the face.
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    Heidi Montag's 10 Plastic Surgery Procedures: Before & After PHOTOS

    I don't like the way she looks before or after.
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    what did i do? i must be stoopid!

    Is your control key stuck down? Ctrl + Click opens links in a new window.
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    Whats annoying you

    Right now? work.
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    would any of you guys ever take a strap-on??

    Any guy who deprives himself of at least trying anal play is missing out. I had a girl do it to me at a party. She was very dominant and the whole experience was awesome. Did the whole feminization thing.
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    Please post hot black babes! (no hardcore)

    Jada Fire
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    Anime

    I like some anime. It's really just like any other medium. There's good, bad and ugly. Being a car guy, Initial D and Wangan midnight are favourites of mine. So is GTO, Please Teacher, and a ton of other stuff.
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    Need Laptop Advice

    Find a place that sells refurbished machines. If you look around, I guarantee you can get a lot more for your money than what you posted, and the battery will still work.
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    Ask me (Bree Olson) any question ya want

    Re: Ask me any question ya want I'd like to know what you drive.
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    What are the worst movies you have seen.

    I was dragged to Dr. T and his Women. Aside from a nude MILF-y Farah Fawcett, it was horrible.
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    Semi-Nude And Clothed Plus-Size Models Pose For V Magazine Spread (PHOTOS)

    Mmmm...Love those sexy curves. An you can't hate a nice round thick ass.
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    Masturbating with substances

    Things I've used as a masturbatory aid: - Chocolate pudding - Vaseline - A packet of plum sauce - Pam cooking spray - Not really as a lube, but I did drip hot wax on my penis during a short stint I had with Masochism. - Aveeno cream A friend of mine once unwittingly played with her clit with a...
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    Choose Your "Trophy Fucks"

    Re: Can you name 10 girls you'd like to fuck this very instant? One: Amanda Bynes Two: Ashlee Simpson Three: Gianna Michaels Four: Ashley Sage Five:Drew Barrymore Six: Alicia Silverstone Seven: Natalie Imbruglia Eight: Katy Perry Nine: Mariah Carey Ten: Reese Witherspoon
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    do you shave?

    I trim but not shave. Actually, I use clippers. Scissors are a pain in the ass.
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    What's The Latest PORN Movie You Watched?

    Teenage Spermaholics 6. It was between that and some lesbian title, but London Keys won me over to that one.
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    Vaginal or Anal

    Re: Vaginal or Anal? Increase her fibre intake. it's not an every day thing, but sometimes your bowels will be fairly empty, and you can have anal without incident. As for my preference, I like a good vaginal scene.
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    Which Video Game Character Are You?

    WTF? I said I was dude and they gave me Lara Croft. As much as I would love to have massive jumblies, I don't think I would get much world-saving done with them
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    Solo model website - do you pay???

    Ill just be straight up about it. I can't jack it to the same girl every day, and lord knows I'm not paying for two porn site subscriptions. Low quality porn is not an option, either.
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    Worst things a girl can tell a guy

    This thread reminds me of two things: 1) A somewhat famous quote from bash.org: DragonflyBlade21: A woman has a close male friend. This means that he is probably interested in her, which is why he hangs around so much. She sees him strictly as a friend. This always starts out with, you're a...
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    Red Heads

    Cherry Poppens! So sexy!
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    GM launches Pontiac and Saturn fire sale

    Nice toaster! I hate that we can't get the xB here in Canada yet.
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    Let's Talk Climate?

    I like all four seasons, because you get tired of being stuck in one all the time.
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    Best Gaming System of All Time

    Missed Super NES
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    GM launches Pontiac and Saturn fire sale

    I wouldn't mind a G5 GT before they're all gone.
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    Hi!!

    Hi and welcome.
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    Things in porn that turn you off INSTANTLY.

    Lets see: - FOOD (fucking food is disgusting and wasteful) - Old men - Fake dicks. I HATE fake dicks and fake cum. Just because lack guys have small dicks too, doesn't mean we need some guy fucking a girl with a fake dick moulded from a horse boner that shoots a gallon of milk out the tip. -...
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    For the Comic readers out there

    Deadpool: Merc with a mouth, and in the process of ordering Cable and Deadpool. Also, for those into Independent comics, Armory wars. I'm going to order Second Stage Turbine blade volume 2 trade edition mid-month.
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    Stacy Shey Vs. Lilly Luck

    Lilly looks like a co-worker so I have to say her.
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    Shaved Pussy Or Hairy Pussy

    As long as she's at least kept the grass down from jungle status, I'll plow the field.
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    Your all time favorite movies as a kid!

    UHF, anything Peanuts, and I don't know why, but I loved the movie "Captain Ron".
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    Hottest Shemale

    Kalena Rios and Bailey Jay Granger. Bailey is a friend of a friend, actually. Don't feel like finding any galleries, but google brings up quite a few.
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    Which game gave you the greatest feeling of achievement after beating it?

    7th Saga. Yes, I have beaten this game, and am apparently one of only a handful. I beat it using the Demon, Lejes and the Dwarf, Olvan. It's a long, hard game, and I still say I deserve a BJ for doing it. My girlfriend of the time disagreed, though. :(
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    What game left a big impression on you?

    Gothic for PC. Nothing I had played before gave me so much freedom, and so much to do for so many people. It completely changed the way I think about RPGs.
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    Games you wanna see made

    I'd love to see an RPG with a twist: Fair market. everything has several brands and each brand has different prices and an unknown level of effectiveness, with varying effectiveness within a range, which the player will only know by trial and error.
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    Mariah Carry or a Kardashian???

    Mariah has a perfect body. I couldn't say no to that!
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    Any Car Guys on the Forum?

    I'm probably one of the most car crazed people alive. I drive a Toyota Corolla, and I'm looking for one of a few specific project cars: - '85 Corolla GT-S - An Original Mini in British racing Green (Natalie Imbruglia's favourite car. There's some useless trivia for you.) - Nissan Pulsar GTi-R -...
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    This is art??? I bet you someone actually buys it!

    Well, it serves no other purpose than to be what it is, so I guess it really is art, but I will say this: That is some fucked up art.
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    Knighthood for patrick stewart

    A well deserved knighthood. He is a brilliant actor and wonderful person.
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    Eve laurence still doing porn?

    Oh thank god! And I though all my favourites had quit the industry. good to see you doing porn AND getting an education. So many people think they can live off one livelihood, but these days, even porn stars need to keep their options open. You never know whose actually broke, and who has the money.
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    Best Ass (popstar edition)

    Fergie easily. Plus I can't see through Lady Gaga's b-b-b-b-butter face.
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    so whatd you guys get for christmas?

    Two pairs of socks and a sweater.
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    Lay off, zelda.

    I know a friend that will be quite happy about that picture, and all the N64 ones.
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    In Your Opinion - Biggest Story of Oh Nine

    Former Canadian Prime Minister Paul Martin going to Africa, and attempting to push through a bill to allow generic drug companies to start up in Africa.
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    what's better than baby oil? i've tried many

    Liquid silk. I don't know whats in the stuff that makes it so good, but a very little bit goes a long way. Put three drops on a piece of sandpaper and you could probably roll it up and fuck it without incident or pain.
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    flower tucci or katja kassin

    Flower Tucci all the way. Squirters are the best.
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    Your Dream Porn Scene

    Gianna Michaels, Joanna Bliss and Ashley Sage in a lesbian three way.
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    1 night with any Pornstar???

    Gianna Michaels or London Keys.
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    What kind of car do you drive?

    07 Toyota Corolla.
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    Which TV character would you bang?

    Hmmm... Lets see: From cartoons: Judy Jetson Daphne and Velma April O'neal Jean Gray Smurfette (admit it - you want to see those tiny blue tits bounce around) Catwoman Poison Ivy Mary Jane (the spiderman one) Felicia (can't remember her superhero name, but she was a Spiderman character as well)...
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