How to masturbate with a banana

[seneca]

I will lube with aloe vera gel, insert into a plastic samich bag, and put in between mattress and box spring and thrust away. Much better. You can adjust tightness by the amount of weight you put on the matress by leaning on it.

 

[hedonis]

It would definitely interrupt me

It does take talent and training....

 

[GregCentauro]

 

[bob_smith404]

mattress and boxspring sounds good. i never thought of that one.

 

[bts22222]

No trouble getting laid, but you fuck bananas.:rofl:
Awesome.

I would have thought mr. 5 million posts on freeones would have more interest in putting ur dick in something that cant be found in ur mom's bathroom

 

[biomech]

I would have thought mr. 5 million posts on freeones would have more interest in putting ur dick in something that cant be found in ur mom's bathroom

So your the one that has been peaking through the window.
I hope you have been enjoying the show.:tongue::thefinger

 

[Alanna Thomas]

Wow.
Ok, here's an idea: Come to Phoenix Arizona, be polite, well-groomed (i.e. shower first!), sign a model release, show you're of age, then fuck me instead.
You'll go home with the satisfaction of having made a contribution to society (my website members will enjoy the video) and not the self-loathing feeling knowing that you're so hard up you need to visit the local produce section of the supermarket in order to get off...
I'm pretty sure my pussy feels better than a hollowed-out banana, and it certainly smells better too!
My question - or, rather, a hope: you don't SAVE the 'used' banana skins, do you?

 

[drf]

Wow.
Ok, here's an idea: Come to Phoenix Arizona, be polite, well-groomed (i.e. shower first!), sign a model release, show you're of age, then fuck me instead.
You'll go home with the satisfaction of having made a contribution to society (my website members will enjoy the video) and not the self-loathing feeling knowing that you're so hard up you need to visit the local produce section of the supermarket in order to get off...
I'm pretty sure my pussy feels better than a hollowed-out banana, and it certainly smells better too!
My question - or, rather, a hope: you don't SAVE the 'used' banana skins, do you?

Haha! I think I will stick with a girls cooter or my left hand. If you're serious Allana I'll take you up on that offer! lol

 

[Big Poppa Pump]

Wow.
Ok, here's an idea: Come to Phoenix Arizona, be polite, well-groomed (i.e. shower first!), sign a model release, show you're of age, then fuck me instead.
You'll go home with the satisfaction of having made a contribution to society (my website members will enjoy the video) and not the self-loathing feeling knowing that you're so hard up you need to visit the local produce section of the supermarket in order to get off...
I'm pretty sure my pussy feels better than a hollowed-out banana, and it certainly smells better too!
My question - or, rather, a hope: you don't SAVE the 'used' banana skins, do you?

Now THAT is top banana! Lol! :nanner:

 

[CunningStunts]

Wow.
Ok, here's an idea: Come to Phoenix Arizona, be polite, well-groomed (i.e. shower first!), sign a model release, show you're of age, then fuck me instead.
You'll go home with the satisfaction of having made a contribution to society (my website members will enjoy the video) and not the self-loathing feeling knowing that you're so hard up you need to visit the local produce section of the supermarket in order to get off...
I'm pretty sure my pussy feels better than a hollowed-out banana, and it certainly smells better too!
My question - or, rather, a hope: you don't SAVE the 'used' banana skins, do you?

Post of the month (at least!) :thumbsup:

 

[Big Poppa Pump]

Alanna definitely knows how to make friends on here. It's a shame she didn't do a post like that a month ago. She would have rocketed up the Miss Freeones list. :hatsoff:

 

[seneca]

Wow.
Ok, here's an idea: Come to Phoenix Arizona, be polite, well-groomed (i.e. shower first!), sign a model release, show you're of age, then fuck me instead.
You'll go home with the satisfaction of having made a contribution to society (my website members will enjoy the video) and not the self-loathing feeling knowing that you're so hard up you need to visit the local produce section of the supermarket in order to get off...
I'm pretty sure my pussy feels better than a hollowed-out banana, and it certainly smells better too!
My question - or, rather, a hope: you don't SAVE the 'used' banana skins, do you?

Hmmmmm, wonder if that would be worth the 400 mile drive for me?:dunno:

 

[fake_ono]

Hmmmmm, wonder if that would be worth the 400 mile drive for me?:dunno:

:eek: :hammer:



fly then!

 

[~~whimsy~~]

That silly Alanna Thomas pretending she is better than a banana.

Oh the dream world she lives in. Hey, Alanna, are the clouds marshmallows and the moon made of whip cream in your world!?

BWAHAHAHA

 

[PirateKing]

Wow.
Ok, here's an idea: Come to Phoenix Arizona, be polite, well-groomed (i.e. shower first!), sign a model release, show you're of age, then fuck me instead.
You'll go home with the satisfaction of having made a contribution to society (my website members will enjoy the video) and not the self-loathing feeling knowing that you're so hard up you need to visit the local produce section of the supermarket in order to get off...
I'm pretty sure my pussy feels better than a hollowed-out banana, and it certainly smells better too!
My question - or, rather, a hope: you don't SAVE the 'used' banana skins, do you?

Im there:thumbsup:ill bring a banana along too just in case. Ill be sure to also wear my novelty mustache so that i may appear more mature to your viewers.

 

[ChefChiTown]

Never in any thread have I seen one post get quoted so much.

 

[PirateKing]

Never in any thread have I seen one post get quoted so much.

Well we know that theres no shortage of volunteers.

 

[Tiffany Tyler]

Go to the grocery store, pick out a banana that is wide, long, and straight (unless you are unfortunate enough to have a small, thin, and crooked dick). Go home, cut a straight line through the banana when it opens up to the thick part of itself. Mush up the banana and hollow it out. Next, you may have to cut a slit along the side of the banana if the banana is still too small. Put the banana in the microwave for 12 seconds. Go to freeones.com, find a good vid and enjoy!

Oh no, lol... this doesn't sound like a great idea. (Coming from someone who has masturbated with a banana... and a cucumber, yam, carrot and large root of some sort, all on film).

:nanner:

 

[Washer]

With banana, sounds funny lol

 

[meesterperfect]

"oh baby your pussy feels just like a hollowed out banana"
I think i'll try that next time,see what kind of reaction i get.
how do you say hollowed out in spanish?