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:) I like how the cop said something about how they were shivering and looked terrified. They looked terrified cause there were cops shining flashlights in their faces!

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Re: Hi, I'm Siri! This is my official Miss FreeOnes Best Newcomer thread! come say hi Well, holy shit, finally a star I actually give a damn about...Siri, you fucking rock. A Galactic welcome to FreeOnes. I love the stuff I've seen you in thus far. Big fan. :)

I laughed my ass off while reading this...I mean, there are many, many more horrible things that could have happened to these idiots. :1orglaugh I love the serious tone to the article...like an elderly grandmother was shoved over and kicked...fuck, what the hell is happening to this country...

Nope.

I oppose boob jobs. Every time. I will not turn back as you suggest, but rather, I will troll your thread and say that NO PORN STARS SHOULD ALTER WHAT THEY HAVE BEEN NATURALLY GIVEN!!! SMALL TITS ARE HOT TOO!!!

Just can't seem to move past it. I have this block. Not looking for pity, believe me. Just can't seem to shake this heavy creepy feeling that she may have been it...and after re-reading what I just read in the emails, I'm sure I acted like a kid. But...nothing new...I might be 35 in years...

I miss my zaya...your questions about my sobriety are meaningless...really, I wish I could just fucking fade away against the backdrop...so you, my friend, can eat your "old habits"...

...my ex may have been right. Two and a half years have gone by...she's married now, and living in a different state...and I'm still here, still a fucking child. Not self deprecating here...really friends and neighbors, I have thrown myself off of my throne....this could be the end...the end...

Here is probably the number one reason. I still don't understand. What the FUCK is the big deal about a blowjob?! WHY is it so often a no go?! My ex...I had to have her watch porn with me, so she could see, and learn, simply HOW to do it...look, if I'm willing, and I am, to go down and slurp...

...but who is this?

Rocket boosters taking me off of this rock.

Absolutely. What are you stocked up with? Seriously curious...didn't know there was a fellow home brew friend here. :)

Wait, really? I want in on this.

Trilithium Crystals? Shit, man, I'm all out. I have a hook up though...let me call him... Who said you would have to pay?? Are you kidding?? No charge brother. :) Dude...Sammy is good, but there are waaaayyy better stouts. Way better. :) They just got the ball rolling. Dude, I...

So $15 total? Awesome. I'm in.

Moderate? I think it's better than that...not the best beer on the planet...but my god, it's good. Of course, the "free" aspect to this relationship makes it that much better. I'm gonna hate my head tomorrow, I can goddamn guarantee that. :) Do you need a Flux Capacitor? Because I have one.

I'll pay $5.

Teleportation would fucking awesome. Weekends in the Caribbean...no more worries about gas prices...no excuses for late employees...would make committing crimes a lot easier too...just sayin'...

More than welcome. I refuse to let this great beer go to waste. I can't believe my idiot co workers didn't do this before me. Fools. It's fucking FREE! :surprise:

I'm just gonna keep her iced down...I think I'll take back what's left on Sat. IF there's anything left!

Six foot, two hundred pounds of Galactic awesomeness.

Dude, I wish you were around too. This really is too much beer, but this chick bought it last weekend for a party, and then brought it back on Monday...she said they just didn't have as many people at their get together as they thought...so it's been sitting in our cooler for the last few...

Good idea. I will. From this. http://board.freeones.com/showthread.php?593314-One-reason-I-do-like-working-in-a-liquor-store&p=6566501&viewfull=1#post6566501

...is for perks like this! It's all mine baby! As much as I can drink! No WAY this ends well friends and neighbors...that is a 16 gallon keg of Odell's IPA...and no work tomorrow. :)

He should stalk Lurk...haunt him...and then strangle him...maybe even cut off Lurk's head and then store it in a freezer.

Ummm....yeah....just keeping smoking your fucking meth...btw...how many teeth have you lost today? Just wondering...fuckin' chickenhead...

This. :( *loads gun*

Now, when you say hair band...what do you mean? I'm not giving you shit...I fucking love the 80's...and when hair bands are mentioned, that's what I think of....but, there were different vibes in the 80's as far as hair bands went...so, it's not like I have any say in the hiring process, but I...

I Am.

No, he's already gone I think...free agent, and he left. Pretty sure about that. How about Elway suites up and has a remarkable and improbable comeback? I'm fucking kidding about Elway by the way. Actually, I'm not. I'd love to see him get fucking smeared across the turf after taking his...

Why? Luck doesn't continue across seasons...just sayin'. I like Tebow, he seems like a good guy, but the shit they pulled off this past season? Luck.

I'm Galactic, bitch. You're not better than me.

Plus, they (Elway and Fox) don't seem to want Tebow here...it was like pulling teeth to get that kid the start...were I him, I'd be asking to leave anyway.

You've been watching the Ken Burns documentary recently, huh? ;) Good post, and so true. I love the game more than any other sport. I do disagree with you on one thing though...as far as fans, there are none more dedicated than Rockies fans. GO ROCKS! :)

....i didn't type that...fuck you whomever did that. and your mother too. Long story...just glad the number is gone. really glad. :)

As it should. I. Am. AssMaster.

You name the time and place and I'll be there. :)

Kinda throwing my own party here, I realize...just really fucking happy about getting the name...finally...fuck yeah bitches! Doesn't take much to make me happy. :)

Nope. Wooop woop! :)

I. Am. Galactic. More to come...:)

This. Tebow was fun to watch, but come on....that shit was luck. Manning all the way. A 50% Manning is ten times better than a 100% Tebow. And those numbers don't lie.

Really well thought out post...nice building of tension and interesting insights...just thought you should have fleshed out the characters a little more...given them a little more depth...and I would have liked to have known more about the Broncos as a whole. Overall, good start...needs some...

Thanks man...forgot about this one lol.

Settle down Spanky, it's not the end of the world...and Sam...welcome back man. :)

I only want the cashews. Hopefully they're salted.

Not everyone. Just the people with a brain.

Wait a while.

She's totally a dude. And I really want to see your nuts. No intrigue there.

Yep. Right there at the top. Fucking lame. Constant reminder of how fucking stupid some of the "mods" of this site have been in the past...and present...