One reason I do like working in a liquor store...

...is for perks like this! It's all mine baby! As much as I can drink! No WAY this ends well friends and neighbors...that is a 16 gallon keg of Odell's IPA...and no work tomorrow. :) 0323120105.jpg
 
I wish we were neighbors. I just left the bar, and my fridge has no beer in it.

#firstworldproblems

Dude, I wish you were around too. This really is too much beer, but this chick bought it last weekend for a party, and then brought it back on Monday...she said they just didn't have as many people at their get together as they thought...so it's been sitting in our cooler for the last few days...no one else was making a move on it, much like the uber hot girl...so I grabbed it tonight. I figure I'm gonna drink as much as I can, store in containers as much as can, and then like a Kardashian, bring it back to the store and let another co worker have a go at it.
 
I think I should come over and supervise. I can't sleep, and about four gallons of beer sounds like a great idea.

More than welcome. I refuse to let this great beer go to waste. I can't believe my idiot co workers didn't do this before me. Fools. It's fucking FREE! :surprise:
 
If teleportation was a real thing, I would be there right now.

Teleportation would fucking awesome. Weekends in the Caribbean...no more worries about gas prices...no excuses for late employees...would make committing crimes a lot easier too...just sayin'...
 
Odell's IPA? Never heard of it. Is it any good? Is it hoppy?
 
It's moderate at worst. I quite enjoy it, and yes, it's hoppy.

I'm working on a transporter, guys. I don't think I'll have it finished by morning, though...
 
It's moderate at worst. I quite enjoy it, and yes, it's hoppy.

I'm working on a transporter, guys. I don't think I'll have it finished by morning, though...

Moderate? I think it's better than that...not the best beer on the planet...but my god, it's good. Of course, the "free" aspect to this relationship makes it that much better. I'm gonna hate my head tomorrow, I can goddamn guarantee that. :)

Do you need a Flux Capacitor? Because I have one.
 
Moderate? I think it's better than that...not the best beer on the planet...but my god, it's good. Of course, the "free" aspect to this relationship makes it that much better. I'm gonna hate my head tomorrow, I can goddamn guarantee that. :)

Do you need a Flux Capacitor? Because I have one.

I said moderate at WORST. It is a good beer, I like it. Some beer snobs may be able to say it's moderate, but that is the worst they can say.

I'm good with the Flux Capacitor, but do you have any trilithium crystals? It seems I don't.
 
Meh. I'm not a fan of hoppy beer. I wouldn't say no to a free pint, but I would definitely not pay for hoppy beer.
 
I didn't know you were gay.

Hoppy beers aren't my thing. I'm a brown ale and stout kinda guy. Give me some Sam Smith Oatmeal Stout and I'll be as happy as a pig in shit. :beer:
 
I said moderate at WORST. It is a good beer, I like it. Some beer snobs may be able to say it's moderate, but that is the worst they can say.

I'm good with the Flux Capacitor, but do you have any trilithium crystals? It seems I don't.

Trilithium Crystals? Shit, man, I'm all out. I have a hook up though...let me call him...

Meh. I'm not a fan of hoppy beer. I wouldn't say no to a free pint, but I would definitely not pay for hoppy beer.


Who said you would have to pay?? Are you kidding?? No charge brother. :)

Hoppy beers aren't my thing. I'm a brown ale and stout kinda guy. Give me some Sam Smith Oatmeal Stout and I'll be as happy as a pig in shit. :beer:

Dude...Sammy is good, but there are waaaayyy better stouts. Way better. :) They just got the ball rolling.

Right, I´m on my way and by god am I thirsty!

Dude, I have waaaayyy more than enough...I really, seriously wish we all lived in the same damn time zone...this shit is ridiculous son...there is sooooooo much free beer here, and few people to share it with!
 
Teleportation would fucking awesome. Weekends in the Caribbean...no more worries about gas prices...no excuses for late employees...would make committing crimes a lot easier too...just sayin'...

this conversation just took a sharp turn from drunk to stoned.
 
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