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Red Gold ketchup - Made about an hour away from where I live. Occasionally, they'll have Colts logos on the bottles. HP Computers - Most reliable laptops and desktops I've had were HP. Xbox - Never been a PS guy. Silver jeans - Best fit for tall folks like me. Nike shoes - Haven't found a...

Death Cab for Cutie - Jealousy Rides With Me

First time the Cubbies have been 10 games over .500 this decade. They've been fun to watch this year. I've been to 3 games this year (all losses, per usual) and plan on going to more. I'm not totally sold on Haren as a fifth starter, but I'll wait to see how it pans out. They're in the wildcard...

Yep, I changed my user name over a year ago. Thanks for noticing... The only way to tell a good wine is to look at the price tag. When you taste it say something along of the lines of "I enjoyed the oaky after birth paired with a hint of seasonal fruit reminiscent of a warm summer's day...

Those remind me of dad jokes. They always end with a groan...

She also wasn't enrolled in school at the time. So there's that... She deserves whatever punishment she receives.

For fuck's sake. :facepalm: Donate money to help a worthy cause, and I'll do something moderately intolerable for your amusement. What the fuck happened to donating money because it helps other fucking people? Isn't that something to rally behind? The story should be about donating in order to...

A few weeks ago, I picked up Lady Sonia off of waivers on my porn star fantasy team. So I'm really happy with her performance as of late. Honestly, I didn't even realize people looked at the rankings.

Good to see that MBG is not capable of engaging in an actual discussion when he knows he has been bested. Can't say I'm surprised. I know a few White Sox fans. None of them are nearly as obnoxious or childish as you are. Then again, they're also reasonably well educated... clearly you missed...

Dude, what in the fuck is wrong with you? I could barely comprehend anything you just said in your post. Are you learning deficient... because that would explain so much. I pointed out a superfluous apostrophe and a misspelled word. What the actual fuck does that have to do with baseball...

lurkingdirk, whimsy, PirateKing, hillhopper, thebear247, Skyraider, maildude, fellar469, BlueBalls, etc. You know, the good posters who used to be here before all you fucks showed up.

It's okay, I correct my friends' text messages as well. I'm a lot of fun at parties, believe me.

There isn't an apostrophe in Nazis (it's plural, but you're not showing possession), and you misspelled obvious... Also, your sentence didn't make any goddamn sense.

In my defense, friend chicken probably is pretty fucking good. It's chicken you didn't have to buy.

:1orglaugh Doing it once is a typo. How the fuck do you do it twice though? I have no explanation. A very sad day for me indeed... Allow Dr. Tyson to offer my apologies:

Thanks, Fuzzy. I did elaborate more in my previous post to demonstrate the authenticity of the stereotype. :hatsoff:

My friend Joe says Popeye's, and he's Black... that makes him an expert on fried chicken. As proof to this stereotype, I submit that he walked into a fantasy football draft carrying a bucket of fried chicken. Personally, I wouldn't know. We don't have Popeye's around here.

I prefer the Otter Box Commuter for my iPhone 6+. Not nearly as bulky as The Defender model, and it doesn't have that built-in screen garbage.

Wow, so WWE didn't learn a damn thing from last year. I love their logic though: if we eliminate Daniel Bryan early enough, the crowd will cheer for Roman Reigns at the end. Well, that backfired. The crowd was fucking pissed off, and the entire finish was booed. Reigns was booed out of the...

Yes, I really enjoy my ocean front property here in Indiana. I can sell you some if you'd like...

Start at 2:00 or so. This is probably one of the most cringe-worthy promos I've seen in a long time. If you are using phrases like "suffering succotash" and "donkey dung" in your promos, something has gone horribly wrong. There is speculation that Vince is writing Roman's promos. And if...

He was the best player in franchise history and an ambassador for the game. There's a great video on the Cubs website that details his life and career in the MLB. Let's play two. RIP, #14.

Then don't fucking walk, Scooter. Rule #1: Does it hurt? Yes. Then don't do it. You're likely unemployed, so just sit the fuck down. Drink some fluids and tell mom to make some meatloaf.

What the fuck happened to the 5 pics/links per day rule? :mad: And I'm not looking through 600 fucking pictures to see what the goddamn thread is about. Shit Tyrone, get it together!

Bob Kravitz used to write for the Indy Star. He isn't so much a NE hater as he is a huge Colts homer. He did NFL picks every week in the early 90s when they were awful, and even then he was picking them to win almost every week. But even Bob admitted that it wouldn't have affected the game...

I knew going in to the game that Indy would have to be flawless to win... so last night wasn't really a surprise. It's sort of their MO: Colts lose at NE in the playoffs. Story of that franchise. The Colts went 13-6 this year including the playoffs. 6-0 against the weakest division in football...

Gregory Alan Isakov - Raising Cain Gregory Alan Isakov - Big Black Car

Of these 3, Gisele. Though I dislike her. Because fuck Tom Brady.

I'm not really sure how watching other people fuck could possibly be more enjoyable than actually having sex. Nothing should be more exciting, pleasurable, or satisfying than sex. Otherwise, you're doing it wrong.

She's reasonably hot for a pornstar, sure. But hottest brunette of all time? No. Not by a long shot.

I hope it's Matt Damon.

Definitely rooting for The Ohio State University tonight. I'm not sure if they can pull the upset, but I want to see a B10 team win the first ever college football playoff. Go Bucks!

The torch was passed in Denver tonight. Now Luck can move on to face Brady in Foxboro, and like Manning so many times before, lose to the Patriots.

Staggered and happy that Indy won. It's also great to be on the other side of a mediocre Peyton playoff performance. Indy covered everything underneath and dared Peyton to beat them deep. Which he did... once. Great game by the Colts D. Next week will be even tougher. It's not impossible to...

Patrots, Seahawks, Packers (only if the A-Rod plays the full game), and Broncos. Chalk all the way to the conference championships. Also, I would be shocked if Indy kept it within two TDs. Having watched them all year, I realize that they're just not good.

I have never taken public transportation in my life. In my city, if you're taking the bus or on a moped, you're either poor or had your license suspended for a DUI. I regard bus travelers the same way I do the homeless.

Mint protein bar and strawberry Greek yogurt. I hate adult breakfast. I miss Cinnamon Toast Crunch... :(

From personal experience, most girls desire girth over length. Luckily for me, I can disappoint them in both areas. High five!

I don't know, man, sounds a lot like Good Will Hunting... :dunno:

If a girl is lucky enough to blowjob me, she damn sure better be swallowing my baby paste.

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Is this about the drinking game ride the bus or about the actual act of riding the bus with the proletariat, muggles, and plebeians? I'm definitely not down with the latter. You can get super AIDS from bus seats.

Losing Stuart is like losing a piece of my childhood. I used to watch SportsCenter with him and Rich Eisen while I was eating breakfast before school. He made highlights entertaining to watch and listen to with his numerous catchphrases and high energy. I remember watching his acceptance...

If people weren't willing to pay $30, the price would be lower. I would never pay that, but I don't watch porn. I spend $8 a month on Netflix though, and I think that's reasonable.

Gregory Alan Isakov - Raising Cain

Well, that's the saddest statement I've read today...

$64.15 per month with iPhone Plus on AT&T. 2 GB of data, unlimited talk and text. I get a discount as a state employee (teacher) and for having AT&T for 7 years.