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  1. Tittyman5000

    Good #tittytuesday

    Is that breast milks in the first pic? :drool2:
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    Catherine Bell

    Yeah, she was hot in JAG! I hope she still looks like this underneath :D
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    Any fart fetish fans here?

    I'm a fan of my own farts, sometimes when I'm shopping I like to do what I call a Ripper in an Isle and walk away as someone enters :D Also after partying you get those silent but deadly beer farts, those are great for cutting one in a crowd and walk away :rofl2: By the way have any of you ever...
  4. Tittyman5000

    most annoying commercials

    I hate those stupid Baby come back mop commercials, The swiffer - Those used to play like every break! :hairpull:
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    adult film star items for sale

    I always wonder what if its just some guy buying panties from wal mart & rubbing his ass with them with a little perfume, throw in a pube or two and whala! $100 Bucks :D Wait that sounds like something mrTrebus would do?!?!? Hmmm? :ban2:
  6. Tittyman5000

    Just saying Hello

    Hi Ember, Good morning and welcome back :)
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    adult film star items for sale

    Click on their names in blue on your post, then go to where it says Official Site & try there, should be either Items for sale or contact info - If all that fails try eBay, & I am totally serious, but you need to go to the Adult section :yesyes:
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    cheesy pick up lines / one liner jokes...

    Hey Baby, wanna go for a ride? or Hey Sexy, you are looking good, Whats your name? Hola Mamacita, que linda! Damn Gurl! You Fine as Fuck! Are you a model? I got a cabin in the mountains, you can be as loud as you want :D
  9. Tittyman5000

    Who were your sexual obsessions growing up?

    Cindy Crawford, Stephanie Seymore, Natalia Vigil
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    Kim Kardashian

    I am home under the covers, do you like what you see, little kid :rofl2: Your probly some little girl who is jealous of Kim Ha Ha HA! :D It's ok little girl, mommy will be home later to tuck you in, she's just busy swallowing my shlong :thefinger Oh & The Internet Police have been notified about...
  11. Tittyman5000

    Which porn star do you think I most resemble?

    You look just like this sexy Moderator on Freeone's named Nikki Valentine, she has sum nice Titty's! :drool2:
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    Disgusted

    Ok, ok dude! Calm down unless you want to be crowned The Biggest Douche In The Universe :D ulDke7r0MOQ
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    Hot brunette teen

    Banned site :(
  14. Tittyman5000

    JULIA ANN'S NEW OFFICIAL VNA SITE ~~> Take a Peek ~ It's LIVE!

    Sweeeeet! She's totally got that Milf next door look :drool2:
  15. Tittyman5000

    Man Survives 2 Months in Buried Car

    Wow, he must of Pee'd and Shit himself for two months, That must of been awesome! I thought if you were buried under an avalanche you would suffocate or die from carbon dioxide :dunno:
  16. Tittyman5000

    Jessica Simpson vs Ashlee Simpson

    Re: Ashlee Simpson vs Jessica Simpson I like both alot, I'd say they are both 10's but Ashlee is a little younger so she gots my vote
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    Disgusted

    I'd just like to stick up for this guy and say don't listen to these jerks they just rip on all the n00bs & don't take things so seriously on the internet, n00b :D P.S. we'd like to see a pic of your sister :rubbel:
  18. Tittyman5000

    Dylan Ryder: Hot or not?

    Very, very Hot! :rubbel:
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    ...

    Valentines Day 2012 :D
  20. Tittyman5000

    who has the sexiest voice in porn when they talk?/ Which pornstar has the sexiest voice?

    Re: who has the sexiest voice in porn when they talk? Devon Blue
  21. Tittyman5000

    Songs that make you horny!!!11!1

    My mind is tellin me no, but my body My Body is tellin me YES! Baby! I don't wanna hurt nobody but there is something I must confess...... to you :D xcMgdTQp5PI 0MaWZPNVTkc a5irTX82olg
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    Dry finger raped by my girlfriend??? Seriously. No joke.

    Be thankful that she didn't stick that finger in your mouth after anally raping you, unless you like the taste of ass :dunno:
  23. Tittyman5000

    Who do guys who attend porn conventions are so ugly?

    Make sense this does not %
  24. Tittyman5000

    Things you would like to see comeback.

    Bo Jackson? :dunno: Duck Tales Super Soaker's Thumb suckers and Garfield Suckers with the rubber sleeve Arby's Market Fresh sandwiches Sling Blade The U.S Economy Black Haus & Maui Liquor Pink Pistachios Bitches Churning butter Real chicken nuggets at McD's Pepsi Blue Grunge Rock Whip its...
  25. Tittyman5000

    OK ok this ass deserves its own thread

    I'd Motor Boat dat ass! Did anyone else expect to see Kim K pumping gas? :dunno:
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    Beat That, You Pure Bred Bitch!

    LOL :rofl2: Who was it? Wait let me guess, Dirl....
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    Most Creative Music Videos!!!!!

    You have to watch this!!! Full Screen :yesyes: qm7ErN5Z1rc
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    Other geek porn stars??

    Ha ha, Oh shit I didn't even notice the misspell :facepalm: ~ Free Advertisement~ ☆ Glass Mannequin Productions ☆ Check em out! :D
  29. Tittyman5000

    Who is your favourite Moderator?

    I'd like a fansign from you Nikki, nice milk bubbles by the way :drool2:
  30. Tittyman5000

    Harley Spencer Penthouse pics!

    I'd like to take that Harley 4 a ride! :banana:
  31. Tittyman5000

    Who is your favourite Moderator?

    There's several really cool mods on the list, which makes it really hard to choose just one but Supa has my vote by a pubic hair :D But I'd like to also acknowledge Connor Macleod, Lungzyn, PlasmaTwa2 (Fry), Spooner, Georgeous & DOA :thumbsup: You guys all get my Respect :)
  32. Tittyman5000

    Exploding Electronic Cigarette

    Poor guy gets his face burned, I'd say he's go a good lawsuit against the Tabacca Industrys :nono:
  33. Tittyman5000

    Have you ever fake chowed?

    It might work if you had a tounge for a finger :dunno:
  34. Tittyman5000

    Anyone know any good remedies for S.B.I.?

    Severe butt itch
  35. Tittyman5000

    No problem my man! Arby's is fucking one of mans greatest creations, curly fries and cheese with...

    No problem my man! Arby's is fucking one of mans greatest creations, curly fries and cheese with a mega beef n chedder 3 times the roast beef!
  36. Tittyman5000

    Good New Year 2012 from Vladimir the Great

    Влади́мир Влади́мирович Пу́тин, Russian comrade, you grace us with your presence, how is the Akademik Lomonosov program going? Tell Dimitri от която Леви Щраус (Levi Strauss) ушил първите класически джинси. Ваш хороший друг, Tittyman :wave:
  37. Tittyman5000

    rate my girlfriends arse

    I agree with DJcowboy & Bob, its hard to rate from that angle, in its natural state it might give us a better view, as is I'd say its a good 7, but I swear I saw this on another site, which means ..... zSTEqHxh3fI
  38. Tittyman5000

    Just Remember, No Matter How Cute A Girl Is...

    Alot of good things come out of bad, When a cow shits it becomes manure and fertilizes gardens and flowers, Alcohol is derived from fermenting or rotting fruits & grains, Gold comes from the dirt, the cure for slowing down Cancer is in Marijuana, Stem Cells come from an Umbilical cord, Man made...
  39. Tittyman5000

    Best Family Reunion Part 1

    Wow, Great Fantasy! This is awesome, the description and details had me fully visualize her completely. As I read, I pictured her as I imagined and really liked the whole fantasy, seems like it could of really happened, good writing man. Keep it up! Do one with a alternate ending, have you get...
  40. Tittyman5000

    Lunas Cam

    bump
  41. Tittyman5000

    what is it called when a woman behind the scenes blows the guy if he's getting limp

    Re: what is it called when a woman behind the scenes blows the guy if he's getting li I'd could be a woman fluffer, but I get to choose :D
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    Anyone know any good remedies for S.B.I.?

    Peroxide Bro!
  43. Tittyman5000

    Where do you place Obama on the Left/Right scale

    I don't know which is better to the left or to the right but I don't think Obama is doing a great job, In my opinion I say the economy is down, jobs are down, social security won't last for us who are paying to it, health care should be a main priority, he should spend the money here in the USA...
  44. Tittyman5000

    What was the last item you bought and how much did it cost?

    I just bought a Magic Jack, cost about $40 US but says I'll save hundreds :D
  45. Tittyman5000

    Ever gotten drunk and whipped out your penis in public?

    I got pretty buzzed after work today & kept thinking about this thread LOL
  46. Tittyman5000

    What are you listening to right now?

    my macbook fan :(
  47. Tittyman5000

    Ever gotten drunk and whipped out your penis in public?

    ha ha Ha HA HAA! :elaugh: :stir:
  48. Tittyman5000

    Ever wanked on a bus, train or plane?

    I got off once in the back of a Uhaul :D
  49. Tittyman5000

    The World's Tallest Tower.

    Re: The Worlds Tallest Tower. :facepalm: When did you and Dirk go on vacation? Looks like it was some site to see :D
  50. Tittyman5000

    Best hangover cure?

    Just read this on Wiki - Cure for hangover's is Hot dog water! :yesyes:
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