Oh, Jesus, where do I start?
- Anything Geico was not funny to begin with, but after watching it 835412586 times it makes me wanna punch babies.
- Those fucking pretentious Lexus December to remember commercials. Listen, asshole, regular people are having difficulties making ends meet. We don't need some smarmy-sounding prick telling us that the only thing that'll make Christmas special is if we give or receive an overrated, overpriced, overhyped Toyota Corolla.
- Olive Garden commercials. Seriously, how many people in the real world are as fake as the people in those commercials? Ok, I know the answer is millions, but I really don't care to hear about your family get togethers with your roommates and your uncle Vinny.
More to come when I'm not rushing to get ready for work.