Re: S.B.I. and Imperials....
I'll pass on the insertions there Ike ....butt knock yourself out.:1orglaugh
By the by, did you happen to check her mitts for warts??:shocked::1orglaugh
Re: 'swanky'....No..never. I hope she intended it as a compliment and wasn't just 'trying to be nice'.Considering there were allot of more customary terms she could have used.:o
This had nothing to do with crackwhores or handjob joints. (You guys are just never going to let that go, are you?)
No, I was actually on set at Hustler yesterday and I let this dwarf chick give me a rimmer during a break, but she had this rash all over her face and it seems to have migrated halfway up my rectum. Usually I'd just use turpentine for this kind of thing, but it's only seems to have intensified it. Since my health insurance is maxed for the year, I'm taking any and all suggestions.
Dude...go to some emergency room or clinic and get billed later. Secondly...stop letting infested/stranger chicks (or anything else) around your pucker.
Nah, I'm sure it'll clear up in a couple of days.
Plus, have you been to the ER in downtown L.A.? I'll take my chances with the rash.
Liquid Drano!:dunno: Hey, it's not just for clogs anymore! Try it...I GUARANTEE you'll be feeling like a new man in no time!
Liquid Drano!:dunno: Hey, it's not just for clogs anymore! Try it...I GUARANTEE you'll be feeling like a new man in no time!
Ok, I'm not that stupid (although I will say it is highly effective at removing genital warts.)
Fill up a bath tub with vodka or vinegar. Just don't stay in too long.
That's what I'm looking for. I'm calling in the liquor order right now.
O.K. The alcohol bath was actually a pretty good idea (I got super fucked up) but as noted, you really can't stay in it for two long.
But
sour cream seems to be doing the job pretty well. So much more economical than that fancy, store-brand ointment.
But
sour cream seems to be doing the job pretty well. So much more economical than that fancy, store-brand ointment.
Peroxide Bro!
Ajax and steel wool
Severe butt itch
Ace Boobtoucher
Founder and Captain of the Douchepatrol
You stay classy, Ike.:thumbsup:
RichardNailder
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Clorox and ammonia - if the burning doesn't kill you, the toxic chlorine gas will.
