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Ebay has worked miracles for my penis :D

Ooh, No ones looking, Time to Steal the Win! Whooo Hooooo! Im winning! :D

FUCKING BRAZZERS!!! Release that shit already!!!! Karlie Ive been waiting for this too damn long, don't screw with us even more! :hairpull:

I think I will do a social experiment one day and get real dirty wear old torn moldy clothes, really bad shoes and let my beard grow for a month, then to see how people treat our fellow man, stand on a corner and beg for anything, I wonder how many would lend a hand :(

Re: Who made you cum today? Melanie Iglesias

Is he the one who choked on his own vomit? :dunno: ULsiXVkKINA

When I was a teenager If I saw two bums doing that I would of went for water balloons or fireworks but now that Im older I think what of that was me, so I throw them Porno Mags and some doobies :pimpdaddy:

Good Poll, I like both of em, but Gianna has got me off more than a few times, however lately Tori Black has been making the rounds, Gianna Michaels by a Tit :D

If the girls give it away for free might as well :dunno:

Ciara - Promise & love sex magic UcGWy7xUZQE raB8z_tXq7A OtyPaMYuC0Q

Im doing fucking great! Who are you again?

Suck a fat cock, become a prostitute and get your crack addiction going you sik fuk! Sell stem cells on the black market, & eat baby kittens every meal, trust me you'll feel much better :D Just kidding :D If you dwell in the past the future will be bleak

Man Im having the craziest gas ever! Ive farted like 30 times and good ones too, a few were like long flappy ones like 5 seconders and all air? :facepalm:

Can anyone tell me whats going on? rep for some results :dunno:

I also Agree :drool2: She Hathaway with my dick

This anticipation is killing me!!! :hairpull: I need to see more dammit!

Captain America

Click - Adam Sandler :( I was expecting awesomeness and funny shit but it was depressing and pretty fucked up, I left feeling all negative like WTF!

Dirty Chonez & I also love the word - Shenanigans :D

Alyssa Marie :D - http://www.morazzia.com/playboy-galleries/18474/alyssa-marie

All this talk of Grease, Lube & Lard is making me hungry! I think I'll go have me some Colonels Chicken :D Oh and these pretzels are making me thirsty!!! :cussing:

I wish I could hold you Spexy but words of advice, don't be a pussy :D

That lucky bastard! :cussing: Well at least its out there finally! Anyone else got anything? :dunno:

Or lube for the Anus :dunno:

Once upon a time there were three billy goats, who were to go up to the hillside to make themselves fat, and the name of all three was "Gruff." On the way up was a bridge over a cascading stream they had to cross; and under the bridge lived a great ugly troll , with eyes as big as saucers, and a...

I know we are not to speak of Incest, but this is not that type of ordeal, anyway I was having casual sex with a very pretty 20 year old, no relation! But she asked if she could call me daddy so I was like ok, and as we made passionate love she would scream harder daddy, YES, more daddy more...

Hello :wave: Im good, how are you? Are you a guy or girl?

I would like to meet a few, like Petra, Nikki, Regina, Christi, Leah Thomson :D

I actually got it off her Facebook Here's a straight link - 36.1416.100146036695023&type=1&theater Enjoy my brotha!

The lovely Denise Milani :drool2:

Buzz Balls

Oh my Gosh! Im like a kid on Christmas morning! :D Damn girl you look like a young Angelina Jolie only 100X's Hotter! Thanx 4 being a good sport, You came through for me so I'll do the same in return :clap: ULcmS3_-W24

I love this Woman!!! :drool2: You got my vote Babe! :yesyes:

I have a deck too, their actually pretty decent cards, High quality, gloss photos, hot women, mostly OCSM's and 2 Jokers, I like my set I keep em in mint condition, Only flaw is there should be nudity! But like they say, "one mans treasure rubs the lotion tastes like butter." :D

Just go camping :dunno:

Re: If you could do it all over again... What profession would you most like to be do An Athlete Rapper turned Pornstar Restaurant owner Cartoonist Inventor

Re: Rank your five favorite television series of all time. ( Can be any type of serie DuckTales Cheers Seinfeld Unsolved Mysteries with Robert Stack SNL Animaniacs Monster Quest Overhaulin Bay Watch Chappelle's Show Dark Angel WCW Nitro WWE Raw King of Queens Trucks Howeird Stern Monster Garage...

What?

Ok, sounds like a deal :D How bout a sexy front pose showing your beautiful body & gorgeous face & the letters - Tittyman - written anywhere on you :D Pretty Pwease?

One question I missed a few episodes but what was the black smoke thing? A monster or imaginary?

Both are really hot but Allysa does it for me, I really like nicole ray too she reminds me of Amy Smart :drool2: Which is F'n Sexy, its a hard choice :dunno:

I like this thread :) Dreams are so weird but sometimes seem so real! One thing I hate is when I wake up with morning wood ( almost every morning ) and Im sleeping on my stomach, its like you bastard Im trying to sleep! Then it hurts cuz its bending it and the pain only makes it harder...

I really was confused when I saw the last episode, cuz they show the plane flying over the island like a few got to get away, but the funeral scene made me cry when his dad was like your dead, I didn't know what to think :dunno: I felt dead too, was all the details and struggle for nothing? And...

Any freebies KJDMedia? Maybe a pic or two will get this thread rolling :D

Kim K's risky twittpic from last night! :drool2:

Re: Nicki Minaj shows off her Phat Ass and Super Thick Thighs on the Beach hmm is her pubes green too? maybe to much chlorine in the pool?

It looks like they got Miley as a host? Hmm??? :dunno:

Cook it into the oatmeal, use butter and whole milk because the THC is an oil so it needs something to bind to, & no high heat a slow boil. I like to eat my herb better than smoke it, edibles effect me more longer, I feel calm and floaty, laugh alot and just feel great! Plus its high in fiber...

Kim is first, then Kendall, then Kourtney, then Khloe, then Kylie, then Kris :yesyes: