Dreams You Remember After Waking Up

Kingfisher

Here Zombie, Zombie, Zombie...
Two that I remember to this day, they were NyQuil dreams...

I was running from Government agents in a circle out in the street in front of my grandmothers house, when I needed help and Abe Lincoln jumped off a penny and started running next to me, saying "we'll never get away from them!"

And...

I was in my bedroom, when something started banging on the wall in my bathroom. John ****** from Blues Traveler busted through the wall all pissed off, suddenly a large pig came trotting into the room wearing a sash that said "anti-**** pig" and attacked ****** while he was playing one of his harmonicas.
 
I like this thread :) Dreams are so weird but sometimes seem so real! One thing I **** is when I **** up with morning wood ( almost every morning ) and Im ******** on my stomach, its like you bastard Im trying to *****! Then it hurts cuz its bending it and the pain only makes it harder :facepalm: plus you gotta **** in the morning too so **** be gettin rough!
 
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