Poignant. Only say it phonetically. My g/f has a masters degree in English and she actually thought it was pronounced that way.
Almost as good, her sister, whose 30 and dumb as a rock, asked for some chipotle sauce for her McNuggets at McDonalds once time only she pronounced it phonetically, too- chuh-pot-ul. :1orglaugh
And she was going through my cabinets and found a can of Folgers gourmet blend. Yeah, if you guessed she said gore-met you would be right on the money. So there's three- po-ig-nant, chuh-pot-ul, and gore-met. Good fun, good times, lots of laughs. :1orglaugh