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The other day I went to my Optometrist and he told me my eyes passed the polygraph. Cacklepuss can't say that.

This place needs some spice put back into it. Be nice to have that Red Light District section thingy back in here so we can learn about fellas' rendezvous with ladies of the evening finding out what they did to them and how much it cost. I'm a boring married fella nowadays and the County Health...

Good job, 'Fly. Here's more Clapton...

See what deals they may have to offer straight from the HP website too. My wife is the technology expert in my house. I hand her over things like a toddler then say, "Fix please."

Great cover and tribute to his Grandfather...

I think some of the best voices in music are some of the non-traditional ones who singing coaches would never teach people to sing that way. These are unique artists who have their own style and hit their own stride. The imperfections with the voice creaking and crackling can be the best parts...

You guys remember when Paul Rogers and Jimmy Page got together and made The Firm? Did you like the band? I thought they were OK to pretty good. I bought the first album and enjoyed it.

More Bad Company...

Hey Dayster, the last time I bought a computer I got it straight from Dell on a CyberMonday Sale and saved about $700 on the total package.

Aaaaaand it just never stops...🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

I'm very familiar with the "KEEP AUSTIN WEIRD" slogan but this character goes way beyond most Austinites.

No argument. This is rough...

Good job, Elon!(y)

Happy Thanksgiving!

The Pandemic made me lose a lot of interest in sports but I still follow College Football. I used to have UCLA Season Tickets when I was a kid and attended every game with my dad. Saturdays are still wall to wall College Football. I'd like to get back into the NFL but I'm also a lifelong Raider...

When the Russians moved to America half of them went to Ohio and the other half went to Michigan. My dad was from Michigan. I've watched that game since I was a little kid then after watch UCLA vs USC. Dayster, I don't know how you feel but I hate these NCAA Conference re-alignments. The Big 10...

So good even you White Dudes For Harris hopefully get permission to laugh.

Mainstream media uses AI to make the liquor disappear but now we all have the real footage so we can all watch with one single voice.

People slip, fall, even bounce their forehead off the toilet but the great ones get back up and dust themselves off before slipping and falling again cracking their skull open with the Porcelain God. Kamala is once again trying to get people behind her and I’m not talking about Willie Brown or...

Well then it looks like the better dancer won out cutting a successful rug over those Battleground State thingies. You see people all over town doing the Trumpster while Ole Cacklepuss is still dragging her knuckles trying to get suckers to join her doing the Macarena.

I certainly was. Cacklepuss’ dancing was atrocious. No matter how many times Joy Reid put over her fancy footwork Donald Trump was Fred Astaire all along. America ended up speaking with a single voice agreeing with what I said.

They say politics make strange bedfellows but this sure was a quick turnaround. All show business, I guess...

The dance. The dance. Donald Trump danced his way back into The White House and America's Heart as his dance took the country by storm. Imagine those boring Euros at NATO doing a Trump dance all together. It's amazing the babyface fire this dance has ignited. The media threw a dance party for...

AI is probably the future of pornography just like it is with legitimate forms of entertainment. I remember CGI in the 1990s being obvious and laughable but much of it looks pretty good now. If you are a fella who is an executive in the pornography industry your biggest pain in the butt may be...

I'm still sticking up for Joe here. At least this time he signed a paper that he knew what was written on it. That's somewhat Presidential. I know for 4 years people have been trying to convince us Joe was fresh as a daisy when they knew all along he was closer to pushing up daisies.

I am really enjoying what Joe Biden did but it looks like NBC just passed over their pearls for ABC to clutch on to. https://www.yahoo.com/news/hunter-biden-pardon-sparks-backlash-020927165.html

This here article from NBC doesn't mention Hunter Biden being convicted for being Joe Biden's son but NBC did mention the convictions for federal gun charges and federal tax evasion charges. That's what is says... according to NBC...

Do you think Joe forgot saying he would not pardon Hunter Biden? Surely he wouldn't lie. It's Joe Biden we're talking about here.

You would hope not. You would think not. Logically speaking, right? Morally too. Assuming our US Government feels the same way about Al-Qaeda and/or Al-Qaeda offshoots that the US Citizens do.

I will say this was good timing for attacking Aleppo and the Central Government of Syria with Russia's resources stretched out, Hezbollah degraded, and the Iranians focusing on Israel. I wonder who is funding, training, and equipping these "rebels".

Thanks for the positive review. I always wanted a Cuisinart. Had a Ninja Coffee Maker before using it until it ran out of shurikens.

I think it is important for Syria to be stable. Looks like the Israelis want to cause Civil/Internal War to splinter and divide both Lebanon and Syria to separate them from the Iranians making them easier to dominate. Russia has a Naval Facility off the coast of Northern Syria that they will not...

I imagine the Israelis are cheering on the "moderate" jihadis.

Ohio State's season has officially been ruined. Woody Hayes musta punched somebody in the afterlife. https://www.espn.com/college-football/recap/_/gameId/401628566

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I thought this gal did a heck of a job at Halftime of the Cowboys vs Giants Thanksgiving Day Game. She's beautiful too.

This word salad got condensed into a side salad so it's more easily digestible. https://x.com/TheDemocrats/status/1861550359161745529

Airplane was hilarious. RIP Jim Abrahams.

That gal was cute for a second until she got too Ucey. I had to put up with an hour of that cornball stuff in Hawaii while I was sitting next to my wife stuffing my face with Kahlua Pork.

I believe in protecting the innocence of children as much as I can wanting to shield them from things they do not need to see that may be not good for them. My wants or other peoples' needs to consume pornography should not override or take priority over that. Hopefully there will be a system...

I poured a freshly made, scalding hot, entire pot of coffee all over my naked and exposed penis. Felt so good the white stuff shot out but later red stuff bled out and green stuff seeped out.

I tried telling him about the FBI testing the 10mm but he likes what he likes. Since he's Persian he put $2700 worth of aftermarket crap on a $600 gun. He's such a nice guy but will not listen. Also tried to mention the most important part is getting the drop on the guy putting him in the right...

Best catfight I've seen lately was between those two gals on the Tyson vs Paul undercard. Normally I don't like to see two ladies fight unless they are both unattractive.

Was either a Black Friday Sale or the discount was given by my powers of negotiation and bluffing ability as a shrewd businessman. The only timer I use is when I put the coffee in, I go to the back of the house to make a number two, then when my two is done so is the coffee.

Chuck Woolery was a good man and if he had lived would surely be selected for a position in President Donald Trump's Cabinet. You can see what his findings discovered put this "doctor" and "lady" from the Chinese News Network into a panic.