Torre82

Yeah, I'm still jerking off alone to porn on Friday and Saturday nights. It certainly doesn't help that eveyr woman I work with wears shirts where you can see 2/3 of their tits and jeans that are tighter than spandex. I tried the internet, bars, and straight out asking in person to coworkers and classmates (back when I was in school). What does it take to get some butt? The only butt I get is a strip clubs, but I can't lick it or fuck it, and it costs me too much money whenever I go. Hell, everytime i go I end up spending $300.

Here's what you do...

The next pretty girl you see is going to get your rubbish in a hubbity. To tame yourself, you need to teach yourself how to handle the urge. So, the next time a pretty girl walks by, find the nearest hairbrush. Take that hairbrush, bristle side down, and rub the fuck out of your penis head. Not the shaft, just the dome. And, don't be a pussy...rub that **** back and forth like you're trying to start a fire.

Once most of the skin has been sanded off of your shroom tip, find the nearest lemon, cover that bitch in salt and fuck the **** out of it.

I have no idea how that is supposed to help, but I liked typing it. HE HE HE!!!

I was introduced to Walker Red label on a plane from Prague to Odessa by a Ukrainian......I introduced him to chewing gum. No lie. I was flying to Ukraine to meet a girl....it ended as well as you may think it would. But the Red was delicious....I had always been wary of scotch, but I found out, at 35,000 feet, that it is wonderfully refreshing, and he found out that chewing some peppermint gum soothes the stomach and ears of a weary traveller.

I hear ya.....the ******* whack off is not always an easy task....I just got home myself, and am planning to ***** a few myself and write.....******* and tobacco spark my creativity, and tonight I think I will write from Nurse Ratched's perspective on the aftermath of Randal Patrick McMurphy's visit to her floor on the ward. God Speed my friend!

Just wanted to congratulate you for the winning post :thumbsup:

You always make greats posts. They are always honest and witty.

Sorry for the LONG delay but my PC is fucked with a capital "F"! So I never get on line any more! Really sad!

lol thank you i was hoping to get some laughs out of that

Find out what it is in life that you don't do well....and then don't do that thing!
Stay thirsty, my friend. And don't get any ideas about taking any of my ladies to bed. Not until I've had a few more Dos Equis and had my way with them first, my friend....

Wow. I didn't even know I posted that many times. Yippie.

ahahha

Oh ok... That sucks esp for just being 17 its not like she was 12 and I am sure the owner didnt know.. girls lie about their age all the time

I once had an awkward moment, just to feel what it was like....stay thirsty, my friend

you minx you

lol Teeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee lol

I don't ***** **** often, but when I do, I ***** Dos Equis. Stay thirsty, my friend...

Well I've actually been jerking more than jagging lately but a few weeks ago I was zigging more than zagging so who knows what the fuck next week will bring? Perhaps significant quantities of ****** will bring me back to dead center. How about you, bud? Everything good? No swine flu or anything?

T T T hopes thats makes sense
how ya been

where ya been(mmmm shud i ask that)

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Bro these bitches need to hear the truth instead of all this your perfect apple pie bullshit.iam sick of it.fuck em all,they cant be trusted anyway