I'm a funny ass dude, what can I say? If you were to put me and Jeff Foxworthy in the same room, you would have a room full of comedy...and some trailor trash with a mustache, but still.
Of course I won't forget it, you torr... You tourre boat of 82 homosexual min dunno who like to go around to the coastal towns and stick long and hard meat hammers into the unsuspecting anal cavities of men!
And we can't leave your father out of it, he's the captain of the boat! Without him, the boat would crash into the beach and all that would be left is the pink, flaming wreckage of a pink, flaming boat!
I'm a twat? Well... You're a .... torre.... Torre..nt. ******* of big flabby gay anal sex with a fat guy from Idaho... who's fingers are covered in that orange stuff covering Cheetoes!!!!!!1!!
And now we're friends? WTF? The internet is confusing!
Hey man....I'm OK, just been busy as fuck trying to get my house repaired after the storm. I'll be back to my usual obnoxious self here soon. Thanks for the concern!