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  • LOL Real life is good. Been doing a lot of family stuff lately with my in-laws out here. I think I like them more than my own family. A lot more close knit.
    Apparently, me old carcass still lasts; despite the ravages of war, the elements and the ages.

    If all goes well, my darling wife and I will be grandparents soon :)
    My ball luggage kind of looks like two dented avacados that have been rotting for a few days in hot sun. The doctor said "HOLY SHIT" but I'm not going to sweat over it. Balls is balls and I'm just glad I have some.

    Actually, I have absolutely no use for them. Maybe I could cut them out of me and use them as dice, or marbles, or learn to juggle with them. Nah, I'll leave them be.

    You hear that little guys? I'm gonna leave you alone. Yeah...yeeeeeeah, that's right. What's that? Aww, you want to get petted? I can do that. I can do that.
    For a gal who's had five kids, her pussy don't look half bad...I'm talking about Christina's on my profile page background. :D
    I was talking to my dad earlier and he said that he wanted to know what your ballsack looked like. Yeah, I don't know...I think it's some sort of mid-life crisis. But, anyway...I'm going to need a detailed description of your scrotal pocket so I can report back to my pops. He uh...he seems to reeeeeally want to know. :dunno:
    LOL Disagreeing with someone you find yourself attracted to is a perfect description of every romantic relationship I've ever had. Talk about dysfuntional LOL
    I thought it was Anna Magnani? Either way look what happened to the poor bastard; he's dead now ;)
    I'm a funny ass dude, what can I say? If you were to put me and Jeff Foxworthy in the same room, you would have a room full of comedy...and some trailor trash with a mustache, but still.
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