gunslingingbird

It sucks you don't work for insomniac events, then maybe you could be one of the stagehands at EDC next week! (I'm insanelyyyy stoked for it!)

Zumanity is known as "The sensual side of Cirque du Soleil".. If you google it you can watch a video on it.. It's just really hot & sexy..
Strip clubs that serve ******* can't be fully nude, though honestly with the itty bitty g-strings they wear they might as well be fully naked lol

I don't know about breweries as I'm not a big **** drinker myself, I prefer girlie drinks like daiquiris and my absolute favorite ***** is Malibu coconut *** mixed with orange/pineapple/banana juice

Not enough **** in the house to get me *****. All that is left of the **** is what hubby didn't ***** while the **** and I were away. So I went with the spacing of the **** so it would last longer

a combination of **** and ****. The ******** to fast I'm sure didn't help either

There's a lot to explain from your last posts but I'm exhausted and heading to bed... (yes at 6:30 in the morning.. Don't judge me )
I'll give you the 411 when I **** up

Play the slots by the door of the casinos, they're set to win more often because the "ding ding ding" that goes off when you win attracts people to come inside..
Tacos & ******* inside of The Luxor is super yummy and super overpriced lol
Casino Royale has dollar margaritas that are delicious!

As far as strip clubs go: I'm a die hard loyal fan of The Hustler Club.. It's like the Wal Mart of strip clubs lol The girls are hot and Hella talented & give the best dances in town. The drinks are steep but they're generous with the *******. Monday nights are amateur nights and before the contest starts the girls get on stage with bottles of ***** and they'll pour it in your mouth until you can't take anymore. I literally swallowed 10 shots worth lol
Anyways when are you guys planning on coming out here?

Well Zumanity is an amazing show, very very artsy/sensual. When it comes to female shows Peep Show is 100 times better than Fantasy.. Fantasy was not at all worth the money. Or at least I didn't think so :dunno:
If you like live music "Feelgoods Bar & Grill" is usually a really good time. It's owned by Vince Neil and he's been known to drop by and put on a show randomly..
The Venetian is a must see.. Inside the hotel it looks like you're outside in some small Italian town, you can even take a gondola ride inside! (but that's more of a couple activity) there's amazing art dealers inside the Venetian and really great shoe stores lol
Inside the Excalibur hotel there's "Dicks Last Resort" restaurant where the servers are basically dicks.. They talk **** to you and are paid to be rude lol it's all in good fun and I always have a blast there.. (plus their cheeseburgers are bomb!)

haaaa, im on it.

Oh no need to apologize buddy! I just thought you wanted to know. I see that it's pretty difficult to understand for non Germans. Even for some Germans. Especially the dem/den is driving many people nuts. It drives me nuts when a German doesn't know when to use what! But not a foreigner. :thumbsup:

Nice to hear. Enjoy your vacation!

It's das Vaterland. Just saying. You heard about that EHEC stuff yes? It's more in the Northern part of the Vaterland. Thank god it didn't hit Berlin so much.

I'm doing well, GSB. How are you doing?

I'm alright, thanks. How you doin' pussy burger man?

I'm glad I was the first to take your advice.

Lmao! Yeah right! It might work for the pornstars but I had a hard enough time asking one of my good friends to stay at her place for a week or two while I find a place, let alone asking complete strangers for money lol
A greyhounds not that bad anyways, I get to see different sites off the bus and smell different smells on the bus :1orglaugh

Yeah unfortunately airplanes cost double what I paid for the greyhound tickets.. Plus I can check 4 bags (2each) for 20 dollars total where as a plane would charge some ridiculous per bag fee.. Greyhound=cost efficient "/

Were moving July 6th.. We won't get there until July 8th.. This means I'm spending 2 days on a greyhound with my *******.. (shoot me?) not that I don't love him to pieces but our relationship is best when he has a computer to play wow and I well when I'm not on a stinky bus crossing 10 different state lines lol

& yes my grandma can't seem to adapt to change but she's always been really dramatic.. Every time I make a suggestion she'll read into it and act like I said something totally different. Plus everytime I suggest a solution to one of her many problems she shoots it down with some "excuse" as to why that wouldn't work.. It drives me insane lol

It's going.. Just stressed with moving and what not.. Plus trying to help my grandma sort out her life is driving me just a little bit crazy lol how are you doinggg?

Indeed

-cs™

Well over a month ago I decided to change my handle. maleonetwo was the first to refer to me as such so I finally decided to adopt it as my screen name.

Oh man, I'm sorry to hear that :-(
Sounds like she may have some insecurity issues.
My blues are ****** and female related - a real double whammy.