Recent content by gunslingingbird

I would be a genius, billionaire, playboy, philanthropist who owned a weapons manufacturing company that supplied the armed forces of every major country in the world, and I would have a flying, mechanized suit of armor. :)

I'm not sure what's more ridiculous: this thread, or those stars that this girl ruined her tits with. :popcorn:

What's your favorite ride at Disneyland?

Hello there! I blame squallumz.

I slapped YO mamma.

She can't be; she doesn't have a penis.

:drawheart:

Boatswain Chocolate Stout

More importantly, would innocent civilians in Maryland be murdered? :elaugh:

Slash played the Bridge School? When was that? I don't remember him being there.

I should move this to the For The Curious section.

Wait, are you taking about your boyfriend, or about your parakeet? :confused: Kind of. By kind of I mean I rescued a cat when I was in college a few years ago, but I wasn't able to keep him, so my mom adopted him. He's still technically mine, I guess, but he lives in my parents' room and I...

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Imagine that microphone were your pecker. :flaccid:

I never give money to homeless people, but I used to give them food if I had any on me. Sandwiches, soda, fruit, lunch meat, beer, whatever I had that I didn't REALLY need at the time I would give to the homeless. The last time I gave someone something I had a brand new loaf of bread that I'd...