Recent content by garyclone

Looks like the sky is fucking the earth again.

Should be the Detroit Lions. Next five seasons are over already.

Wish mine was three times the length of my thumb.

Does this mean my pillow is going to **** me?

Ginger's can't go to outer space. They don't have souls.

Didn't Brazil also advertise about the merits of peeing in the shower?

U.S. is just a stop over for the promised land of Canada.

Zombies are mostly a threat in large urban areas where the infection can spread quickly. I think vampires are more dangerous over all given the fact that they can think. To bad whiny emo ******** retards have neutered them.

I think the U.S. should repeal the 16th Amendment and do away with all forms of income tax. It is unconstitutional, which is why an amendment had to be made in order to do it. As a democratic society, you should be able to keep all the income you earn and not have to pay a portion of it to the...

Hope she's not too innocent.

I **** how when I post stuff like that on my facebook nobody responds anymore. Just like nobody cares when I wander into a room with my pants around my ankles.

Batman's a dick.

Tail envy, the new psychological theory.

Nice bike?

Its a weird feeling doing that, so whatever helps after the first time, I say do it.