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    Need Landscaping Advice (Weed Problem)

    Thanks, but I like yours better. Fire solves all problems, big and small.
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    Need Landscaping Advice (Weed Problem)

    Put in a cement driveway instead. Or move. You're welcome.
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    I just had a sirloin steak and I put ketchup on it and it was delicious

    I bet you cooked it well done too, you bastard.
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    Lisey Sweet AMA The Hardcore Blonde Bombshell Ask Me Anything!

    What's better, waffles made with pancake batter or pancakes made with waffle mix?
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    What Do You Cook With?

    I know that there's a "Favorite herb/spice" thread from long ago, but it seemed more prudent to make a new one, especially since this goes beyond spices. Anyways, what are some ingredients you always reach for when you're cooking? I tend to make my own spice blend that I throw on chicken or...
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    Name A Commonly Found Ingredient In Food That You Really Dislike And Won't Eat

    Mushrooms and cinnamon. I hate, hate, hate them. Like Dino said though, I'll pretty much eat anything else.
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    Ask me anything! Fallon West

    How many waffles (or pancakes) can you fit in your mouth at once? My record is 5.
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    Need Advice: Want to get the grey out of my beard, what Dye to buy?

    Dino, I don't believe you're 50. I think you're timeless.
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    The Naughtiest Thing About Yourself That You're Willing to Admit Thread

    I have a thing for guys who have a thing for married women.
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    Just Realized That This Year Easter Sunday Falls On April Fools Day

    Why did Jesus rise? Because the Easter Bunny got an erection. (meh).
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    If You Entered A Food Eating Contest And Could Choose What Food You Eat What Food Would You Choose?

    Me and my brothers have discussed for years about having an eating contest, but we can never agree on what food we'd use. Wings, pasta, hot dogs, ice cream, and meatloaf have all been suggested but someone always finds some reason for turning one of the options down (I'm not crazy about wings...
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    Illegal Immigrants Commit More Crimes Than Native Born Americans

    That was by no means intended to be a serious argument, though I'd be willing to bet that they (the pilgrims) did more unlawful stuff than people think. They seem like bad hombres.
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    Military Members Are The Lowest of Our Low

    I thought it was most likely that, but thinking of this made me unsure. In my defense, he does say it the non-Espanol way (even though he's just making noises at that point). I was being more facetious than anything, but I appreciate the education just the same.
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    Military Members Are The Lowest of Our Low

    When you say "jajajajaja", is it pronounced like the German consonant "j" or with a hard j sound?
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    Illegal Immigrants Commit More Crimes Than Native Born Americans

    Do the Pilgrims count as illegal immigrants? I mean, we are talking about Native (born) Americans here. :dunno:
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