That's only one part of it though. The other mess-related benefit that when it gets on you it makes for quick and easy post-coital cleanup because you're already in the shower.
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That's only one part of it though. The other mess-related benefit that when it gets on you it makes for quick and easy post-coital cleanup because you're already in the shower.
Plus shower sex is just plain awesome. Rag or not.
Harley Spencer
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Eh. Shower sex is ok. Sex standing up isn't all that great for me.
[B][URL="https://www.freeones.com/harley-spencer said:
Get a bigger shower and lie down?
[B][URL="https://www.freeones.com/harley-spencer said:
Get pinned to the wall by a guy who's extremely excited to be inside you. It's fun.
Been pinned to the wall by a lot of guys who were extremely excited to be inside you, dirk...?
Been pinned to the wall by a lot of guys who were extremely excited to be inside you, dirk...?
We don't talk of my time in prison.
:nono:
Oh, dirk. You need to forget what Marcus Bachmann told you. Despite them being hard to escape, your homosexual thoughts are not a prison!
Harley Spencer
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I don't like the water getting on my face.
It would be nice if the guy were strong enough to keep me lifted up, otherwise it's a bit of a struggle.
I'm pretty strong. I'll just put that out there.
[B][URL="https://www.freeones.com/harley-spencer said:
Well, if you're on top then you'd be face down and the water would be hitting the back of your head instead...
[B][URL="https://www.freeones.com/harley-spencer said:
Wouldn't that be most guys? You're kinda tiny. :dunno:
Harley Spencer
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It'd still run down my face.
And no, that's not most guys. I think I've been with maybe... 2 guys that would have been capable of lifting me up for a decent amount of time, and even then they'd still get worn out. My current guy isn't big, he's skinny, maybe only a few inches taller than me. Definitely not gonna be lifting me up for sex. The only times he's lifted me were when he cracks my back, which is only for a split second. So yeah, not happening.
Pressed up against the shower wall should help with supporting/alleviating some of the burden. Shouldn't wear down too fast in that case unless you've got a bad handle on things. :dunno:
But then I suppose I'm stronger than average, and am more used to shouldering burdens for long periods than the average person would be. So perhaps it's just a my frame of reference that's skewed...
I can't imagine more than one person being able to fit in my shower. Also I believe that any kind of ******** sex movements would cause the bathtub to crack and water to run through the kitchen ceiling below.
Ace Boobtoucher
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This whole (parody) thing has to stop. Like right fucking now.
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