That's only one part of it though. The other mess-related benefit that when it gets on you it makes for quick and easy post-coital cleanup because you're already in the shower.
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That's only one part of it though. The other mess-related benefit that when it gets on you it makes for quick and easy post-coital cleanup because you're already in the shower.
Plus shower sex is just plain awesome. Rag or not.
Harley Spencer
Verified Performer
Eh. Shower sex is ok. Sex standing up isn't all that great for me.
ukey:Get a bigger shower and lie down?
Get pinned to the wall by a guy who's extremely excited to be inside you. It's fun.
Been pinned to the wall by a lot of guys who were extremely excited to be inside you, dirk...?
Been pinned to the wall by a lot of guys who were extremely excited to be inside you, dirk...?
We don't talk of my time in prison.
:nono:
Oh, dirk. You need to forget what Marcus Bachmann told you. Despite them being hard to escape, your homosexual thoughts are not a prison!
Harley Spencer
Verified Performer
I don't like the water getting on my face.
It would be nice if the guy were strong enough to keep me lifted up, otherwise it's a bit of a struggle.
I'm pretty strong. I'll just put that out there.
Well, if you're on top then you'd be face down and the water would be hitting the back of your head instead...
Wouldn't that be most guys? You're kinda tiny. :dunno:
Harley Spencer
Verified Performer
It'd still run down my face.
And no, that's not most guys. I think I've been with maybe... 2 guys that would have been capable of lifting me up for a decent amount of time, and even then they'd still get worn out. My current guy isn't big, he's skinny, maybe only a few inches taller than me. Definitely not gonna be lifting me up for sex. The only times he's lifted me were when he cracks my back, which is only for a split second. So yeah, not happening.
Pressed up against the shower wall should help with supporting/alleviating some of the burden. Shouldn't wear down too fast in that case unless you've got a bad handle on things. :dunno:
But then I suppose I'm stronger than average, and am more used to shouldering burdens for long periods than the average person would be. So perhaps it's just a my frame of reference that's skewed...
I can't imagine more than one person being able to fit in my shower. Also I believe that any kind of ******** sex movements would cause the bathtub to crack and water to run through the kitchen ceiling below.
Ace Boobtoucher
Founder and Captain of the Douchepatrol
This whole (parody) thing has to stop. Like right fucking now.
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