What country do people think you're from?

[Vanilla Bear]

So from your looks, did anyone ever thought you're from somewhere else than you actually are?

For example Briana Lee. She's Caucasian American, but many people think she's either Persian or Latina. And I see where they're coming from.

Today a patient at work thought I'm from Turkey and another girl I had on my ambulance once thought I'm Iranian. I'm Aryan, dammit!


Anyone ever thought you're a foreigner? Or are you a stereotypical example for your area/country?

 

[sean miguel]

I've had people speak to me in spanish before expecting me to respond in kind.

I've got dark brown hair and brown eyes but I don't think I look hispanic.

 

[Harley Spencer]

Some people have told me that I look asian and some have said I look middle eastern. Even a chinese guy once asked me if I'm half asian. I'm just like... You're chinese and you think -I- look chinese? Really? Oh man.

I don't think I look either asian or middle eastern. Many people ask me, "What's your ethnicity? Where are you from?" saying I look exotic. I don't see it.

 

[HappyHapyJoyJoy]

I've had people speak to me in spanish before expecting me to respond in kind.

I've got dark brown hair and brown eyes but I don't think I look hispanic.

Same.

Even a chinese guy once asked me if I'm half asian. I'm just like... You're chinese and you think -I- look chinese? Really? Oh man.

Got that too once. Half-Chinese. Though... I actually might have some Chinese in my background somewhere a ways back.

Mostly I get Portuguese guys asking me if I'm from Portugal though. And I've gotten Italian a couple of times. :dunno:

 

[Mr_Stiffy]

Mislabeled models' ethnicity is pretty commonplace. I've seen several middle Eastern/Indian girls labeled as Latina.


I look nice and boring so :

I had some French people talk to me in French because they thought I was French.
I had some Germans talk to me in German because they thought I was German.
I had some Welsh people talk to me in Welsh because they thought I was Welsh.

And I had Japanese girls treat me with caution and quiet, suspicious curiosity because they thought I was American. Then I started speaking to my mates and they realized I was English, and they suddenly became friendly. Then I spoke to them in my pigeon Japanese and they melted. A sentence as simple as "Sean wa doko desuka?" turned them into giggling blushing schoolgirls just because I was giving it a go.

 

[BCT]

Everyone thinks I look Italian which I am. However people do notice that I'm a mutt since I'm a quarter Irish and do not look like a full blown Italian.

 

[Harley Spencer]

Mislabeled models' ethnicity is pretty commonplace. I've seen several middle Eastern/Indian girls labeled as Latina.


I look nice and boring so :

I had some French people talk to me in French because they thought I was French.
I had some Germans talk to me in German because they thought I was German.
I had some Welsh people talk to me in Welsh because they thought I was Welsh.

And I had Japanese girls treat me with caution and quiet, suspicious curiosity because they thought I was American. Then I started speaking to my mates and they realized I was English, and they suddenly became friendly. Then I spoke to them in my pigeon Japanese and they melted. A sentence as simple as "Sean wa doko desuka?" turned them into giggling blushing schoolgirls just because I was giving it a go.

I'm a sucker for English men :drool2:

 

[Death-Proof-69]

i look like a person of slavic descent because i am, so eastern european countries are popular guesses as to my heritage.

 

[Mr_Stiffy]

Everyone thinks I look Italian which I am.

You will forever be BigCockToni to me now.

I'm a sucker for English men :drool2:

If you'd added "awkward" "fat" and "slightly greying" to that description, I'd totally be overreacting right now.

 

[BCT]

You will forever be BigCockToni to me now.

Oh well.

 

[scoot]

Some think I'm Italian but I'm from French, Scottish and German families. Plus, my last name is French but can be easily pronounced incorrectly to sound Italian. I don't mind it all all. hehe

 

[Vanilla Bear]

Mislabeled models' ethnicity is pretty commonplace. I've seen several middle Eastern/Indian girls labeled as Latina.


I look nice and boring so :

I had some French people talk to me in French because they thought I was French.
I had some Germans talk to me in German because they thought I was German.
I had some Welsh people talk to me in Welsh because they thought I was Welsh.

And I had Japanese girls treat me with caution and quiet, suspicious curiosity because they thought I was American. Then I started speaking to my mates and they realized I was English, and they suddenly became friendly. Then I spoke to them in my pigeon Japanese and they melted. A sentence as simple as "Sean wa doko desuka?" turned them into giggling blushing schoolgirls just because I was giving it a go.

You sound somewhat sexy.

Everyone thinks I look Italian which I am. However people do notice that I'm a mutt since I'm a quarter Irish and do not look like a full blown Italian.

Pics or I call bullshit, Tony!

 

[Harley Spencer]

You will forever be BigCockToni to me now.



If you'd added "awkward" "fat" and "slightly greying" to that description, I'd totally be overreacting right now.

The accent alone is just about all I need. I mean if you're completely obese, drenched in sweat, wearing a wife beater, sitting on your couch huffing and puffing because you just walked out to the end of your yard to pick up your mail, have slobber all over your face, and smell like farts and sweat, then I don't care who you are or what accent you have, that's yuck. But seriously, the accent is so sexy, you don't have to be the hottest guy on the block to turn me on. All you have to do is talk. Doesn't even matter what you're saying.

Last summer I was taking my dog for a walk by these fields (this was in the middle of nowhere Pennsylvania) and this guy was walking toward me. All he said was, "Pardon me, but how do I get to *name road* from here?" had this whole conversation with me about directions to this road he was looking for. And he was fucking british. Uuugh I could not get that out of my mind all day that I talked to a british guy. I mean... I'm pretty sure I'd go more gaga over a regular English guy than I would if he were standing next to Johnny Depp. If I got to pick between the two to take home and ***** with, it'd definitely be the English guy.

 

[Vanilla Bear]

The accent alone is just about all I need. I mean if you're completely obese, drenched in sweat, wearing a wife beater, sitting on your couch huffing and puffing because you just walked out to the end of your yard to pick up your mail, have slobber all over your face, and smell like farts and sweat, then I don't care who you are or what accent you have, that's yuck. But seriously, the accent is so sexy, you don't have to be the hottest guy on the block to turn me on. All you have to do is talk. Doesn't even matter what you're saying.

Last summer I was taking my dog for a walk by these fields (this was in the middle of nowhere Pennsylvania) and this guy was walking toward me. All he said was, "Pardon me, but how do I get to *name road* from here?" had this whole conversation with me about directions to this road he was looking for. And he was fucking british. Uuugh I could not get that out of my mind all day that I talked to a british guy. I mean... I'm pretty sure I'd go more gaga over a regular English guy than I would if he were standing next to Johnny Depp. If I got to pick between the two to take home and ***** with, it'd definitely be the English guy.

That's funny 'cause I'm melting when a girl has a British accent.

But guys? Ugh...They always sound like ***** trash. :uohs: Except when they're wearing a tuxedo. Now that's classy.

 

[Mr_Stiffy]

You sound somewhat sexy.

Sorry dear, my cock isn't big enough nor the rest of me "girl enough" for your tastes! Not that there's anything wrong with that, your Bailey Jay does make me more curious than I was before.

Harley Spencer[/URL][/B], post: 7514847, member: 579739"]I mean if you're completely obese,

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Harley Spencer[/URL][/B], post: 7514847, member: 579739"]drenched in sweat,

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Harley Spencer[/URL][/B], post: 7514847, member: 579739"]wearing a wife beater,

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Harley Spencer[/URL][/B], post: 7514847, member: 579739"]sitting on your couch huffing and puffing because you just walked out to the end of your yard to pick up your mail,

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Harley Spencer[/URL][/B], post: 7514847, member: 579739"]have slobber all over your face,

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Harley Spencer[/URL][/B], post: 7514847, member: 579739"]and smell like farts and sweat,

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Harley Spencer[/URL][/B], post: 7514847, member: 579739"]I mean... I'm pretty sure I'd go more gaga over a regular English guy than I would if he were standing next to Johnny Depp. If I got to pick between the two to take home and ***** with, it'd definitely be the English guy.

****** hell, the irony. Out of all the men you could have named, you managed to pick JD, one of the only two famous blokes that I'd let take me home. I'm not going to give away who the other is, I'll just say "Ryan R"? No, too obvious. We'll say "R Reynolds."

 

[Harley Spencer]

That's funny 'cause I'm melting when a girl has a British accent.

But guys? Ugh...They always sound like ***** trash. :uohs: Except when they're wearing a tuxedo. Now that's classy.

Maybe that's because you're a guy?

 

[Harley Spencer]

Sorry dear, my cock isn't big enough nor the rest of me "girl enough" for your tastes! Not that there's anything wrong with that, your Bailey Jay does make me more curious than I was before.



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Definitely 0 for 3.



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0 for 6. Top banana.



****** hell, the irony. Out of all the men you could have named, you managed to pick JD, one of the only two famous blokes that I'd let take me home. I'm not going to give away who the other is, I'll just say "Ryan R"? No, too obvious. We'll say "R Reynolds."

What do all those 0s mean? Do those mean that you are wearing a wife beater, drenched in sweat, slobber running down your chin, huffing and puffing from a walk across your lawn, and smell like farts and sweat? Or that none of that applies to you?

I have a hard time believing that anyone who DOES have those qualities is willing to admit it. I say you're underestimating yourself.

PS. I want to hear a british guy say "top banana".

 

[Mr_Stiffy]

Oh, yes. "Top banana" was due to being none of those undesirables. :nanner: It has done well to leap to the top of my "celebratory phrases" list.

Favourite Celebratory Phrases
(Not including stuff stolen from Anchorman if I've recently watched Anchorman)
1. "Top banana!"
2. "Back of the net!"
3. "Kiss my face!"
4. "Jurassic Park!"
5. "Henmania!"

Favourite Expressions Of Dismay Or Anger
(Not including stuff stolen from Anchorman if I've recently watched Anchorman)
1. "COCKNOBS!"
2. "FUCKBEANS!"
3. "Butter my arse!"
4. "Cook a cat!"
5. "Pissflaps!"

That's enough sharing for one night. Re-reading most of my posts this evening, I think I've gone a bit saft.

 

[Vanilla Bear]

Sorry dear, my cock isn't big enough nor the rest of me "girl enough" for your tastes! Not that there's anything wrong with that, your Bailey Jay does make me more curious than I was before.

Size doesn't matter, buddy.

Maybe that's because you're a guy?

Yeah, maybe.

 

[L3ggy]

No one hasn't actually asked me where I'm from.