Ask me (PirateKing) any question you want...

[PirateKing]

Re: Yarrr! Ask me (PirateKing) any question ya want

Leggy, If I ever were to become a mod then please **** all over me. Metaphorically or literally.

 

[L3ggy]

Re: Yarrr! Ask me (PirateKing) any question ya want

Would be my pleasure.

 

[BadNewsBewes]

Re: Yarrr! Ask me (PirateKing) any question ya want

Do you regard yourself as a king of pirates, like Jack Sparrow? If so, what have you done to bestow that honor upon yourself?

Yes, I agree if this thread was moved, then why wasn't other general members ask threads? Lol at the thread tags.

 

[PirateKing]

Re: Yarrr! Ask me (PirateKing) any question ya want

Have you seen pirates these days? not much competition.

I just stole a warship while the crewmen left it unguarded to take a ****.

 

[larss]

Re: Yarrr! Ask me (PirateKing) any question ya want

Should I continue to ask questions here, even though it does not affect my post count any more?

 

[PirateKing]

Have you ever thought about becoming PirateElectedRepresentative?

That defeats the purpose of being a pirate. It's always been a tradition to ****** the previous ruler.

Have you ever thought about smacking PlasmaTwa2?

With what? My penis?

Yes.




How foolish of me, no wonder why the new one was moved. I had this old one sitting in the attic.

 

[PirateKing]

Re: Yarrr! Ask me (PirateKing) any question ya want

Fuck this thread, I just remembered something. To the Freeones talk section!

 

[busenbust]

Re: Yarrr! Ask me (PirateKing) any question ya want

why is thread fucked /

 

[Red XXX]

What is the price on your head!

 

[PirateKing]

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500 million

 

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500 million

No Pirate King then :eek:

 

[PirateKing]

Even a king has a price on his head.

 

[Red XXX]

Even a king has a price on his head.

Phillip II offered 20,000 ducats for Drakes head - something like $6 to $7 million in todays money! Sorry 'El Draque' is still the Pirate King to me

 

[busenbust]

how many hrs of ***** u get

 

[GregCentauro]

Re: Yarrr! Ask me (PirateKing) any question ya want

Fuck this thread, I just remembered something. To the Freeones talk section!

merged

 

[PirateKing]

This is cruel. Why do you **** me Greg?

At first I didn't really care, but it seems a bit hurtful now. I'm running a legitimate Q&A thread.But I guess in the eyes of the people I'm just PK the jokester. The deviant.

"Oh, just move his thread wherever and he'll be copacetic, his feelings don't matter anyways."

:******:

 

[larss]

This is cruel. Why do you **** me Greg?

At first I didn't really care, but it seems a bit hurtful now. I'm running a legitimate Q&A thread.

But I guess in the eyes of the people I'm just PK the jokester.

"Oh, just move his thread wherever and he'll be copacetic, his feelings don't matter anyways."

Are you?

 

[GregCentauro]

This is cruel. Why do you **** me Greg?

Don't feel special. I **** everybody.

 

[PirateKing]

Who broke your heart Greg? Was it Dirk, or Blueballs? Perhaps someone who doesn't come around anymore? Was it a woman. that must be it.

What if I told you that you don't have to be afraid anymore? That you are worthy of love? If you want I can hug you and caress your hair.

Let the feelings out.

 

[PirateKing]

how many hrs of ***** u get

*****? Oh, ****! I forgot......

Hope I don't die.