I heard it from reliable sources that Eddie the Eagle was spread eaglin' that saucy minx Susan Boyle...she's found an even higher vocal range since she emptied the Eagle's "nest" so to speak...:blowjob::hatsoff:
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I heard it from reliable sources that Eddie the Eagle was spread eaglin' that saucy minx Susan Boyle...she's found an even higher vocal range since she emptied the Eagle's "nest" so to speak...:blowjob::hatsoff:
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Jane Burgess
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Wow at some of the questions.
whats the question:dunno:
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You have to read some of the things people posted. :thumbsup:
Ace Boobtoucher
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When and where do the upper class twit of the year competitions take place?
It's a multi-stage process
It starts this weekend with the Badminton ***** Trials (not many horses are found guilty) then continues through the Henley Regatta, Royal Ascot and Wimbledon.
The financial centres of London empty as the inbred progeny descend on fashionable villages and suburbs to ***** *********, eat strawberries and bray loudly in "haw haw" voices
Ace Boobtoucher
Founder and Captain of the Douchepatrol
I was thinking of such events as "insulting the waiter," "kicking the beggar," "shooting the rabbits," "waking the neighbors," "walking along the straight line," "the matchbox jump," "reversing into the old lady," "taking the bra off the debutante," and "shooting themselves."
What up, britian.
I love european alt rock, especially from the UK. The more psycadellic it is, the better. So I'm wondering, could you maybe tell me about a few little-known bands, or artists that I might not have heard about, because i live in a wasteland of mostly souless mainstream music.
Come to think of it, don't worry too much about whether or not it's specifically alternative rock. Just hit me up with some good tunes.
Thanks *****.
Listen to Therapy? from Northern Ireland. They rule.
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Chas 'n' DaveWhat up, britian.
I love european alt rock, especially from the UK. The more psycadellic it is, the better. So I'm wondering, could you maybe tell me about a few little-known bands, or artists that I might not have heard about, because i live in a wasteland of mostly souless mainstream music.
Come to think of it, don't worry too much about whether or not it's specifically alternative rock. Just hit me up with some good tunes.
Thanks *****.
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Depends on what you're looking for - Iain Banks/Iain M. Banks is about the most versatile author currently active IMO
Best 5:
Geoffrey Chaucer Canterbury Tales
William Makepeace Thackeray Vanity Fair
Jane Austen Pride and Prejudice
George Orwell 1984
Charles Dickens David Copperfield
William Shakespeare has probably done more than anyone else to promote writing in the English language but as a dramatist, I've excluded any of his work from the list of novels
What is Paul Weller doing these days?
The one thing he's not doing is chnaging his hairstyle
He has just released a new solo album and is doing a series of relatively small gigs in the UK and Europe.
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I always thought that would be way cool to see him in London.
Well up until a couple weeks ago when he sadly died JG Ballard would be considered the best British writer.
The 5 greatest novels ever written by a Brit are -
Mr Tickle - Roger Hargreaves
Mr Strong - Roger Hargreaves
Mr Bump - Roger Hargreaves
Mr Chatterbox - Roger Hargreaves
Mr Mischief - Roger Hargreaves
Wainkerr99
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A close ****** relative went to England. She has purposely vanished. What bureaucratic channels, or what office does one approach to track her down please?
Write to the occupant of 221B Baker St. :dunno:
Try to get the phone number of John Nettles :dunno:
Obtain the services of Rentaghost. :dunno: