Ask a British Person.......
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I would live in the Statue of Liberty & shoot chimpanzees all day from my lofty vantage point. :dunno:
om3ga
It's good to be the king...
Either the city that never sleeps...New York, or Boston (visited there some years back and enjoyed it - is the "Big Dig" over, btw?)
Yes, finally, until something goes wrong with it and they have to fix it again. I think it also came in somewhere above 700% over budget.
Besides bath and Hadrian's Wall, are there any other left overs from the Roman days?
Yeh try the oldest recorded town, Colchester in the south east still has parts of the roman wall used to protect it, also it has a castle and a church tower that was used as a canon tower during a civil war from where Humpty Dumpty the nursey rhyme comes from, Humpty being the canon after it was blown out of the tower. :hatsoff:
om3ga
It's good to be the king...
A great British tradition!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9pyvtCzxQDk
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9pyvtCzxQDk
Apologies for not capitalizing Bath.
BellaBellini
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I miss the U.K! Most go on holiday soon. I need my Marks and Sparks fix!
So its your fault their profits have dropped by 40%!!
Spleen
Banned?
New York or California, not in any of the major cities, but somewhere near by. Not sure what I'd do, start a band? :1orglaugh
Crisps:
1) What is your favorite type / brand of crisps?
2) Did you shit yourself when you found out Pringles are only 42% potato?
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/business/8060204.stm
3) Did you shit yourself after eating Fat Free Pringles with Olestra?
http://cspinet.org/olestra/11cons.html
Crooks:
4) What do you think of the MP expenses scandal?
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk_politics/7840678.stm
5) Are Brits too trusting and deferential with respect to their political leaders?
6) Which party is the most scandalous?
7) Which MP is the most scandalous?
1) What is your favorite type / brand of crisps?
2) Did you shit yourself when you found out Pringles are only 42% potato?
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/business/8060204.stm
3) Did you shit yourself after eating Fat Free Pringles with Olestra?
http://cspinet.org/olestra/11cons.html
Crooks:
4) What do you think of the MP expenses scandal?
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk_politics/7840678.stm
5) Are Brits too trusting and deferential with respect to their political leaders?
6) Which party is the most scandalous?
7) Which MP is the most scandalous?
Crisps:
1) Walkers Cheese n Onion
2) :eek: I just found out when I read this, so I'll check in a minute
3) Not tried them, but I'll give anything a go
Crooks:
4) It was no suprise, I've always had them down as a corrupt, self satisfying, bunch of cock suckers anyway
5) Yes, why aren't we stoning the Houses of Parliament and dragging them out for public beheadings? Its what we used to do
6) Probably the Conservatives, having the party of millionaires fuck over the british tax payer is the ultimate scandal!
7) Julie Kirkbride, denial is not just a river in Egypt
Get your nose outta the trough, face up, and fuck off Julie!Crisps:
3) Not tried them, but I'll give anything a go
:eek: Nooooooo! "Olestra causes gastrointestinal disturbances, which are sometimes severe, including diarrhea, fecal urgency, and more frequent and looser bowel movements."
and
"Olestra sometimes causes underwear staining associated with "anal leakage.""
Ron Jeremy said he was the only one that could do that ...
5) Yes, why aren't we stoning the Houses of Parliament and dragging them out for public beheadings? Its what we used to do
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/3/3c/Fawkes_Political_Poster.jpg
7) Julie Kirkbride, denial is not just a river in Egypt
From the few videos I saw, she stood out to me as well. Forget about the jackass with the moat cleaning or the guy with the duck mansion ...
She has 2 houses. She claims one as her second house, her husband (another MP) claims the other house as the second house. No main residence, double expenses covered - priceless
She paid for computer, living expenses, transportation expenses and salary of both her brother and sister by hiring them as secretaries or assistants... and who knows what else...
Why do british people, when they get to the states think that american degrees are crap and that they are way too smart to do one. When I used to watch the football in the George and Dragon in Seattle I was forever getting an earful off some bricklayer or plumber telling me all yanks were stupid: yet he had left school at 16.
I don't know of a nation that thinks it is so brilliant on such little evidence.
I don't know of a nation that thinks it is so brilliant on such little evidence.
Ignore that many of our workers in the construction industry can talk alot of shit when it comes down to a conversation. I've overheard too many conversations that either make no sense, have invalid evidence or are plainly ignorant lol. But then again theres always someone in every line of work that loves to talk like they know everything.