If you want a laugh...read this "statement" from the douchebag's piehole...
"John Edwards' statement
By POLITICO STAFF | 8/8/08 5:16 PM EST
August 8, 2008
Chapel Hill, North Carolina
In 2006, I made a serious error in judgment and conducted myself in a way that was disloyal to my ****** and to my core beliefs. I recognized my mistake and I told my wife that I had a liaison with another woman, and I asked for her forgiveness. Although I was honest in every painful detail with my ******, I did not tell the public. When a supermarket tabloid told a version of the story, I used the fact that the story contained many falsities to deny it. But being 99% honest is no longer enough.
I was and am ashamed of my conduct and choices, and I had hoped that it would never become public. With my ******, I took responsibility for my actions in 2006 and today I take full responsibility publicly. But that misconduct took place for a short period in 2006. It ended then. I am and have been willing to take any test necessary to establish the fact that I am not the ****** of any baby, and I am truly hopeful that a test will be done so this fact can be definitively established. I only know that the apparent ****** has said publicly that he is the ****** of the baby. I also have not been engaged in any activity of any description that requested, agreed to or supported payments of any kind to the woman or to the apparent ****** of the baby.
It is inadequate to say to the people who believed in me that I am sorry, as it is inadequate to say to the people who love me that I am sorry.
In the course of several campaigns, I started to believe that I was special and became increasingly egocentric and narcissistic.
:1orglaugh If you want to beat me up – feel free. You cannot beat me up more than I have already beaten up myself. I have been stripped bare and will now work with everything I have to help my ****** and others who need my help.
I have given a complete interview on this matter and having done so, will have nothing more to say."
Geez....this is insulting:anonymous

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