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[tunsty]

German Police spring into action as stuffed Beaver tries to steal van..
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Best quote: 'A police spokesman said he struggled to see how the toy, which has two oversized front teeth, could have been mistaken for a person.'





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'I'll have relish on that Giraffe burger, my good man.'




Bad: Man arrested for exposing himself.

Worse: He's called 'Dickman'

WTF?: He's 90 years old.

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[D-rock]

Seeking Posh Assistant: Hotties Need Not Apply

Apparently you can be too thin, at least if you want to be Victoria Beckham's personal assistant.

In a job interview from hell, filmed for her reality show, "Victoria Beckham: Coming to America," the former Posh Spice decreed that good-looking and thin candidates need not apply.

"It has to be all about me," Beckham said on the show. (very deep, worthy of her own show)

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I think we have found something suitable for Rosie O'Donnell's next job.

 

[ThatRedWing]

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Man calls 911 because he was surrounded by police. :helpme:

 

[bigbadbrody]

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eat in under 3 hours

 

[tunsty]

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Political Correctness last seen treading water in the deep-end.

 

[maildude]

What???

The Scandia ****** Fun Center, which operates a super thrill ride (168 feet high, spinning at 60 miles an hour, pulling 3.5 g's) called the Screamer, in Sacramento, Calif., decided in March that because of neighborhood residents' noise complaints, riders would be prohibited from screaming (and subject to ejection from the park). [KOVR-TV (Sacramento), 3-31-07]

--Thank you, News Of The Weird

 

[L3ggy]

What is this topic about?

 

[maildude]

What is this topic about?

Just posting and commenting on crazy news stories.

 

[tunsty]

What is this topic about?

Beats me...:dunno:

 

[tunsty]

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With some not-very-revealing pics.

 

[tunsty]

Germany again...



Bad: Neighbours report smell coming from house.

Worse: Police break into house expecting to find dead body.

WTF?: Turns out to be a pile of Premium Link Upgrade !

 

[senob44]

How can one man and his socks generate that much smell! I would deem that story apochryphal were it not for tunsty's sterling reputation!

 

[senob44]

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Man calls 911 because he was surrounded by police. :helpme:

I couldn't find any links, but I have heard that in cases of police ********* or misconduct, similar 911 calls have been made.:dunno:

 

[senob44]

I found a link to one:

"I'm in police in the station in Lawrence, Massachusetts. They ******* me . . . They hit me a lot. . . . I'm ********," a weeping Fernandez was recorded as saying on the 911 tape. The call prompted a State Police dispatcher to send an ambulance to the station.

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I know in the WTF story there was no ********* or misconduct, but just in the sense of calling the police to save yourself from the police, I thought this was similar. :dunno:

 

[D-rock]

Germany again...



Bad: Neighbours report smell coming from house.

Worse: Police break into house expecting to find dead body.

WTF?: Turns out to be a pile of Premium Link Upgrade !

I bet after the full extent of the smell hit them they wish it was a dead body instead. :1orglaugh

 

[bigbadbrody]

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Where is cab 555 or cab 430?

 

[tunsty]

Crow flies into electricity cable.....bursts into flames.....falls into haystack.....which also catches fire.....which then spreads to an entire field.


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Bad: Woman discovers that she's been burgled.

Worse: They stole her 1000 gallon swimming pool.

WTF?: They also stole the water and never even spilled a drop!

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Crow flies into electricity cable.....bursts into flames.....falls into haystack.....which also catches fire.....which then spreads to an entire field.


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Bad: Woman discovers that she's been burgled.

Worse: They stole her 1000 gallon swimming pool.

WTF?: They also stole the water and never even spilled a drop!

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I wish I could levitate things like that. Make auto repairs a lot easier.

 

[tunsty]

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Police manage to do a 'Chief Wiggum' and lose him!

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[bigbadbrody]

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Police manage to do a 'Chief Wiggum' and lose him!

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I'd for sure let him off scot free if he can manage to do something like this