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[usman19]

Then Keisha thought and realized, "Hey I'm fine enough!"

Keisha Grey: : 'See Mr. Store Manager!'

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And she was detained ... But not for public nudity (as you would have imagined) .. No.? She forgot to pay for the Christmas hat!

Next up, Keisha Grey in the security department office. In an upcoming Shoplyfter episode from Team Skeet ....

**Security approaches Keisha as she was about to leave the checkout area**

Security: Mam.....

**Keisha didn't let security finish and interrupted him**

Keisha: God i haven't stole anything. See!!

**Keisha unbuttons her top and shows her tits**

Security: If you would have let me finish and not rudely interrupted me. I was about to say i enjoyed watching your scenes. Cause of your flashing. I'm going to have to arrest you for public nudity. Come in to my office!!

**Keisha gulps heavily**

Keisha : Fuckkkkk!!!

 

[John_8581]

Gabbie Carter finally meets the big movie producer Ramon Nomar from Venezuela.

In Gabbie's dressing room

Ramon: Yes, I wanted to meet you. I've heard so many good things.
Gabbie: I'm so in awe of you!
Ramon: Let's see what you have to offer!

**Ramon Nomar starts slowly undressing Gabbie Carter**

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Ramon likes what he sees.

 

[usman19]

Gabbie Carter finally meets the big movie producer Ramon Nomar from Venezuela.

In Gabbie's dressing room

Ramon: Yes, I wanted to meet you. I've heard so many good things.
Gabbie: I'm so in awe of you!
Ramon: Let's see what you have to offer!

**Ramon Nomar starts slowly undressing Gabbie Carter**

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Ramon: You deffo look hot on the outside, let see how you look undressed

**He starts to undress her. First with her bra!!!

Ramon: So far, so good

Gabbie: Hehehe

**He then works the other clothing and leaves the best part for last. Her panties. He takes them off and he was in the shock of his life**

Ramon: Whoa whoa you got a dick!!!

**Ramon runs for his life**

 

[usman19]

Kayley Gunner getting oiled up

**Guy has some butter oil to shine Kayley's ass**

Guy: Kayley!! You're ass is dry like the Sahara desert. You're ass is like turkey!!!

Kayley: Turkey? What!!

Guy: Like turkey, it is a dry meat, like your ass so it needs some moisture to help snack on. Got to keep it moist

**Kayley approaches to sit on him but puts her skirt up**

Kayley: Sure. Let me put my skirt up. I can't have this ruined with oil stains. This is Armani

**Guy rubs her ass with the oil**

Guy: See how it feels so better. Should always keep your skin lubricated

Kayley: Hmmm oh yeah

**Kayley enjoys her ass being rubbed**

Guy: You sure it just easier to just take the skirt off, rather than placing it up? I can oil you more though?

Kayley: I can't. The zip is broke and stuck. This is the only way

 

[usman19]

Kayley Gunner practising her squatting skills and avoiding to sit down

Kayley: I don't want to sit down and make him end up enjoying this too much. I don't like him and just want this shoot to be over and done with

**Kayley continues to squat down and up on his cock and not sit down**

Kayley: I can do this for the full scene

Director: You will need to sit down as you going to tire yourself out like this!!!

**10 minutes later she starts to become tired and the sensation on her legs becomes jelly like and she sits down eventually feeling the full length of the guys cock**

Kayley:Ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooow ow ow ow

Guy co star: I'm a bad boy.

**An edited version of Bad boys song plays and the guy sings to it to Kayley**

Guy: Bad boy, bad boy, whatcha gunner (play on with her surname) do. Whatcha gunner do when i cum for you?

**Kayley not amused and wants to get off**

Kayley: Help me!! I'm stuck on this cock and i can't get off!!!

 

[usman19]

Kayley Gunner raised leg by a picture

**Guy is an avid art collector and wants to show his collection to everyone new that ever enters his house**

Guy: Are you a art fan Kayley?
Kayley: Not massively no..

**Guy proceeds to take her to his hallway**

Guy: Let me show you my art collection

**They both get into the hallway and fuck while he gives commentary**

Guy: This picture right here was done by a Japanese artist back in the 1800. I forgot his name but i got this picture for $1 million dollars.

**Kayley is moaning in amazement but guy is unsure whether she referring to the art or the dick she is getting**

Kayley: That is amazing!!!

Guy: Now on to the Mona Lisa, i'm sure you heard of her?

**Bends her over as she is taken from behind as she faces the picture**

Kayley: Oh this is sooo good and wonderful**

**Guy still oblivious to know that she is referring to his fucking and not the pictures, but he takes her round the house to show every picture**

 

[usman19]

Kayley Gunner bent over

**Kayley drops her contacts**

Kayley : Oh my contacts have dropped. I can't see i can't see without my contacts

**Kayley bends over to see if she can find them on the floor**

 

[usman19]

Spanking and pulling Kayley Gunner's hair

**Guy smacks Kayleys ass as it jiggles all over **

Guy: Watch that ass go as it vibrates. When your cell goes off, is it your phone or ass that notifies you?

**Kayley moaning**

Kayley: It's my cell!!!

**Guy thinks she is lying**

Guy: Don't lie!!!!

**He pulls her hair tightly**

Kayley: Yes it's my ass. All started when i placed my cell in my ass pocket and the vibrations must have infected my ass

 

[usman19]

What's Kayley Gunner thoughts right now?

**Kayley when splattered with cum**

Kayley: Oh my is this how cum feels like? It does wonders to my skin

**She rubs it in all over**

Guy: Yeah it a good moisturiser. If you want more then here it is in a bottle!!

**Grabs bottle and shows to the camera like its a shopping channel advert on QVC**

Guy: This is called Le sperme and is available in all retail stores and online which is sold at $5

**Kayley in shocked mood**

Kayley: OMG only $5!!! I'm so going to buy this!!

Guy: She seems to enjoy it, and i'm sure you will too. So go buy yours now!!!

**Narrator voices dialogue**

Narrator: Available on all retailers online and instore. Actual moisturiser is from various males cum. This has been tried and tested and benefits are all true. This is sold in multipacks and should not be sold separately**

**Segment ends**

**Kayley still rubbing all the cum in and enjoying herself**

Guy: Kayley!! You can stop now!! The advert is finished**

**Little did they know the camera was still running**

**Kayley mood has changed**

Kayley: Finally. Quickly get me a towel so i can clean all this yuck off me!!! What right minded person would buy this!!!

**They later realised the camera was still on and the viewers have seen this. Due to this the products didn't sell**

 

[usman19]

Angela White swimming in the pool

Angela White angry on the phone

Angela White shouting about something to someone

What's Angela White contemplating about?

 

[usman19]

Angela White swimming in the pool

**Angela White practicing for her audition as Dory**

Angela White: Just keep swimming, just keep swimming, just keep swimming

 

[usman19]

Angela White angry on the phone

**Angela is enjoying her day off when a withheld number has rang her cell and she picks up. It seems like it was a random troll bothering her**

Angela White: I don't know who you are, but i will find you and i will kill you!!

**Ends call**

 

[usman19]

Angela White stripping off before going in the house

Worshipping Angela Whites tits

When the pronebone game is too strong for Angela White to handle

 

[Pornfan99]

Angela White, swimming: ha, ha; her tits are "clapping," for her ability to lift herself out of the pool!

AW, angry: Where the fuck are you?! I thought you were taking the afternoon off?

AW, shouting: I need a martini .. now!!

AW, contemplating: You won't spend the afternoon with me at the pool? Fuck you, then.

 

[Pornfan99]

Angela White, stripping: You can serve me MORE than JUST a martini..

AW, tits: what a pair of fun bags!!

AW, pronetime: yes .. you service me soooooooo well ..

 

[usman19]

Angela White shouting about something to someone

**Angela is feeling hungry and is ordering food from the takeaway. She asks her fella what she wants**

Angela: Baby i'm ordering food, what do you want?

Guy: What!!!

Angela: Pizza or Chinese!!!

**Guy still could not hear and Angela tone got louder**

Angela: Stop stroking your dick, and tell me what you want as im ordering for us now!!!

Guy: I want to eat you?

**Angela not amused**

Angela: Well da you idiot!!! Screw it. You can have whats in the fridge!!

**Angela enjoys a sausage pizza courtesy of Big Dicks**

 

[usman19]

What's Angela White contemplating about?

Angela: Hmm i wonder how it would feel like being a man!!!

 

[ban-one]

Mandy Flores: Is that two naked guys on the gay beach blowing each other as a third jerks off over them?

Paraphrasing of actual event

 

[usman19]

Mandy Flores: Is that two naked guys on the gay beach blowing each other as a third jerks off over them?

Paraphrasing of actual event

Mandy: Let see who is getting hard over this!!!!

**Mandy looks around and sees no one on the beach**

Mandy: Where is everyone!!!!

**She finds out that everyone is in the bar as it's happy hour**

 

[usman19]

Angela White stripping off before going in the house

**Angela was enjoying sucking on her fellas cock at the pool at her friends house for a special party. She assumed was a swim suit one**

Angela: Oh where is everyone? Seems like they all inside. I guess i can suck you off for a bit before we go in!!

**She sucks off his dick**

Angela: Hmm. Think we should go in otherwise we be out all day!!

**Angela is about to go in to a party, but she didn't realise it was a naked party**

Angela : Oh its a nude party. Means we have to both strip off. Come on now!!

**Both of them strip off, but before they enter the guy was feeling nervous and his cock showed it**

Angela: Hmm whats wrong babe? Why your cock shrink? You were all hard and bravado earlier?

*She checks to see who inside but there was no one as they were being shown around the house**

Angela: Do you need me to help you get off again?

Guy: Please!!

Angela: Fine!!!

**Angela gets on her knees and gives him an intense blowjob to get his self esteem in order in front of the other possible cocks and females he will see**

Guy: ooooooooooh yeah. Don't make me cum Angela

Angela: I won't. I won't

**Suddenly all the house guests have come in after the tour and can see Angela doing the act outside the glass garden door and were in horror**

Guests: Oh my. The shock and horror i am witnessing. What is this!!!

**Angela and her fella were oblivious to the fact they have been seen and were carrying on. The host of the party decided to put an end to things**

Host: Hmm hmm excuse me!!

**Angela and her fella stop and are stunned **

Angela: Sorry. We were about to come in but something came up, or shall i say in this case down!!!

Host: If you paid attention to the invite, you would have realised that this is just a nude party, and not a sex orgy party!! Clearly you didn't see that as you gave this man a blowjob for all us to see. Theres still some class and decorum at this party, both of which you clearly don't have. Now please leave and get your swimsuit out of the pool which you disgracefully chucked in!!

**Angela is clearly angry at her fella**

Angela: This is all your fault. If you weren't insecure of not feeling hard, we could have been in there chilling

**They were about to leave before the host stopped to say one more thing**

Host: If you can see clearly, there was an area inside for you to undress, but you decided to do it outdoors.