You're stranded on an island...

I don't understand the question...

I should have worded this better. We are all stranded on an island together. Who would you nominate to eat first? (It's been a long day and I'm tired. I should be sleeping right now but can't fall asleep so my mind constantly thinks about cannibalism)
 
So Uh..am I that hungry that I feel like eating another person? is there no bananas or other edible vegetation I might choose first...can I fish instead?

So when you say "We are all stranded..." Who is we...do you mean all of the Free Ones membership including all the OCSMs? If so are you sayng literally who would I eat...or something more like who would I generally attempt to send them to heaven in another fashion other than eating them.
 
So Uh..am I that hungry that I feel like eating another person? is there no bananas or other edible vegetation I might choose first...can I fish instead?

So when you say "We are all stranded..." Who is we...do you mean all of the Free Ones membership including all the OCSMs? If so are you sayng literally who would I eat...or something more like who would I generally attempt to send them to heaven in another fashion other than eating them.



... I'd eat johnman :D
 
ROFLMAO


I'm sorry I so easily amused tonight.

Hey can we change the rules on this island of yours.

Can we pick someone that we might after ...oh I dunno 3 weeks...have to eat. Or maybe you should change the story.

You're on a desert island with only one palm tree and nothing else but sand. You've been there for 5 days no water and no food. You cannot see any sign of civilization and you feel very hopeless. Suddenly a plane flys by and drops off two parachutes one contains a BBQ and a six pack of beer. The other parashoot contains Freeones member ___________________ who floats down to you and you notice a sign duck-taped to them saying eat me. What will you do?

I like this placement better. :rolleyes:
 
I'd eat OCSM's. However my eating would be upon the oral aspect rather than slicing them apart or filleting them to partake in the sweet taste of human flesh...

:wtf:

This thread is rather odd.
 
Wait...What? You want to swallow ugly members? I thought that was why dirk was here.
 

PirateKing

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Roald. My gut tells me he tastes delicious with bbq sauce. Or ranch. Hell, any sauce if it's available.

Nobody will miss him. I'll oil up the OCSM's in his stead.
 
I'd eat an ugly member

You'd be spoiled for choice.

I'd rather be stuck on an Island with Jessica Alba or Lily Collins. The fun things we could get up to to pass the time hehe. And the only parts of those two I'd eat is their pussies and maybe their rear-ends as well.

If those two lovely ladies are not available then I wont play the game so you better make it MacGyver... so as we can get back home in the next half hour.
 

Harley Spencer

Official Checked Star Member
If the FreeOnes member was super attractive and entertaining, I would not eat them. First off, I can't stand insides of bodies, so I'd probably have a heart attack after the first slice. If the person was really fucking annoying and not helpful at all, I might eat them. Or just injure them and send them out to see with the sharks.

If all we have is a single palm tree, how are we going to cook them?
 
I'd eat OCSM's. However my eating would be upon the oral aspect rather than slicing them apart or filleting them to partake in the sweet taste of human flesh...

:wtf:

This thread is rather odd.


I guess I find it odd that no one has ever thought about who they would eat. I pretty much think about it 38 hours a day


If all we have is a single palm tree, how are we going to cook them?

deep fat fry them. I forgot to mention there is a deep fat fryer there and it is hooked up to an outlet but it is stuck there and cannot be removed
 
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Harley Spencer[/URL][/B], post: 6547130, member: 579739"]You cannibal!


I find that term offensive! We prefer the term living zombie
 

LukeEl

I am a failure to the Korean side of my family
Chances are you'll probably die of bacteria from consuming human flesh over a period of time.
 
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