Your very own Obama BINGO card

Have something to actually look forward to while he gives a lovely teleprompter scrolled speech.

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http://firstpatriots.com/front-page/nsfw-obama-speech-bs-bingo-card/
 

jod0565

Member, you member...
Saw this months ago - called Barack's Bullshit Bingo - with the addition of:

When you get five across, stand up and yell "Bullshit!"
 
well, atleast obama is better than gerorge bush

A Bush Bingo card would certainly be 10 times funnier and 100 times more relevant/accurate.

It would however, be easier as 50 pct. of the card would have "9/11" on it.

But I'm also thinking of great additions like, "watch this drive", "vacation", "my pet goat", "central front in the war on terra", "putting food on the family", "ya caint get fooled again", "Haliburton", "billions lost", "gas prices", "bankrupt economy", "record oil profits", "outing US agents", "cover-ups", "warrantless wiretaps"...just to name a few...
 

PirateKing

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A Bush Bingo card would certainly be 10 times funnier and 100 times more relevant/accurate.

It would however, be easier as 50 pct. of the card would have "9/11" on it.

But I'm also thinking of great additions like, "watch this drive", "vacation", "my pet goat", "central front in the war on terra", "putting food on the family", "ya caint get fooled again", "Haliburton", "billions lost", "gas prices", "bankrupt economy", "record oil profits", "outing US agents", "cover-ups", "warrantless wiretaps"...just to name a few...
Don't forget "Brownie, you're doing a heck of a job,".
 
A Bush Bingo card would certainly be 10 times funnier and 100 times more relevant/accurate.

It would however, be easier as 50 pct. of the card would have "9/11" on it.

But I'm also thinking of great additions like, "watch this drive", "vacation", "my pet goat", "central front in the war on terra", "putting food on the family", "ya caint get fooled again", "Haliburton", "billions lost", "gas prices", "bankrupt economy", "record oil profits", "outing US agents", "cover-ups", "warrantless wiretaps"...just to name a few...




You're clearly angry at the idea of mocking the great Obama. Don't worry Mega we're almost half way through his term. Unfortunately, you'll have to put with more mocking for the second half.:nanner:
 
You're clearly angry at the idea of mocking the great Obama. Don't worry Mega we're almost half way through his term. Unfortunately, you'll have to put with more mocking for the second half.:nanner:

"Hurricane Katrina", "easy dictatorship", "internets", "failure", "blunder", "epic failure", "Abu Graib", "reverse midas touch", "Fallujah", "record foreclosures", "(no) child left behind?:1orglaugh:bowdown:" Constitution just a piece of paper", "RUMMY!!!!:facepalm:", "Cheney:facepalm::facepalm:"'IED', "have a shoe Mr. Pres.", "British Intelligence..", "death toll", "rubber stamp", "blank check", "no account"....

But at least he financed (added to the debt) a $300 billion/year tax cut for the 2 percenters...so I guess he wasn't all bad...:confused:
 
I don't like Obama, but this is really fucking stupid.
 
I don't like Obama, but this is really fucking stupid.

It's par for the course..GOPers have entered the lampooning stage of their attack on Obama.

Their game plan never changes, first they find some thread to attack their Demo opponent on his perceived strength (Obama speaking, speeches/ teleprompter thing), (Kerry it was war hero), then muddy the water with as much nonsense as they can knowing much of it will stick regardless how nonsensical, then they lampoon the guy to make it untenable for his supporters to support him.

Week kneed Demos and wishy-washy Indies go for it all the time...it's pretty amazing how that gimmick continues to work....

The thing is...if Demos ever climbed down off of their high horses from time to time and actually beat GOPers to the punch for a change, make them live by their own phony standards ocassionally, they wouldn't sit around wondering how they continue to lose to these clowns.

For example, if Demos were so inclined they could have made an entire 52 card deck of bingo cards from the Bush follies.

So Demos won both house of Congress and the presidency...How could they not after GWB???

But in a year and a half of Obama's presidency Demos are ready to cede control back to GOPers in congress?? To play obstructionists at best, at worst try and impeach him for nonsense. That's not a net win for Demos it's a loss....

Especially when you consider in the worst economy since the depression GOPers are winning in the minds of Americans with no ideas but "no".

Here's a wonderful exercise to play with GOPers. Since they say Obama and Congress are failing. What exactly would they have done differently?

Well, the record shows they don't support the stimulus (including hundreds of billions in tax cuts) so would they have been in favor of a president doing? Nothing?

They can't fall back on the flawed argument of Reagan cut taxes because with his tax cuts the top marginal rate today is already 15 pct lower now than what Reagan cut it to.

Cut spending? The biggest deficit expenditures were the Bush era tax "cuts" and Bush era war or terra...both of which they supported...

Would exactly would the NOPers have done different...the only answer could is they wouldn't have done anything.
 

meesterperfect

Hiliary 2020
A Bush Bingo card would certainly be 10 times funnier and 100 times more relevant/accurate.

It would however, be easier as 50 pct. of the card would have "9/11" on it.

But I'm also thinking of great additions like, "watch this drive", "vacation", "my pet goat", "central front in the war on terra", "putting food on the family", "ya caint get fooled again", "Haliburton", "billions lost", "gas prices", "bankrupt economy", "record oil profits", "outing US agents", "cover-ups", "warrantless wiretaps"...just to name a few...

BINGO!
I knew it.
I just freeeaakiing knew it.

This card, its just things that Obamer repeats over and over.
People say he is such a great speaker.
To me he has always seemed monotone and insincere and whats the word for speaking many words but saying nothing?
 
BINGO!
I knew it.
I just freeeaakiing knew it.

This card, its just things that Obamer repeats over and over.
People say he is such a great speaker.
To me he has always seemed monotone and insincere and whats the word for speaking many words but saying nothing?

You mean like the sincerity with which Bush (and his minions) repeated 9/11 over and over?:cool:

I would venture a guess if you actually listened to Obama you see that he say's plenty of worthwhile things. His problems is he believe his success as president will be based solely on the success of his policies. "Nothing succeeds like success..."

That's fools gold in American politics. If you sit back and allow your opponents to shape the terms of every debate, make ridiculous assertions unchallenged...you will lose your political capital and your opponents will be able to play obstructionist against your policies with the backing of a fickle electorate.
 
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