MrsWalker
Banned
Here is mine:
I was at a Jesus Festival near Reading, Pennsylvania a few years ago.
There was probably 15,000 people in attendance and it was located on a farmers hay fields surrounded by gently rolling hills.
Anyway, I spent the night with my friends in the tent, then went over to the "porta-potties" near the gigantic stage where a minister was giving the morning prayer.
This was not some little event. I mean there are people all over the place with campfires and making breakfast for their group.
Well, I got done doing my morning business in the porta-pottie and decided to walk over to the middle of crowd sitting on the grass listening to the preacher.
There was probable 500 hundred people or more having a good time.
Anyway, a breeze came up and I noticed about a ten foot long piece of toilet paper was dangling around me, so I grabbed hold of it and said to myself, "I wonder where this came from?"
I followed the toilet paper back and it came from underneath my skirt!
God Damn these people! I walked all the way from the shitters with a long piece of toilet paper blowing in the wind behind me, and not one of the bastards was kind enough to inform me!
I was at a Jesus Festival near Reading, Pennsylvania a few years ago.
There was probably 15,000 people in attendance and it was located on a farmers hay fields surrounded by gently rolling hills.
Anyway, I spent the night with my friends in the tent, then went over to the "porta-potties" near the gigantic stage where a minister was giving the morning prayer.
This was not some little event. I mean there are people all over the place with campfires and making breakfast for their group.
Well, I got done doing my morning business in the porta-pottie and decided to walk over to the middle of crowd sitting on the grass listening to the preacher.
There was probable 500 hundred people or more having a good time.
Anyway, a breeze came up and I noticed about a ten foot long piece of toilet paper was dangling around me, so I grabbed hold of it and said to myself, "I wonder where this came from?"
I followed the toilet paper back and it came from underneath my skirt!
God Damn these people! I walked all the way from the shitters with a long piece of toilet paper blowing in the wind behind me, and not one of the bastards was kind enough to inform me!
