"Does this rag smell funny to you?"
your favorite pick-up line to score with chicks
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You should be like my shin,
banged on my coffee table.
banged on my coffee table.
Ha ha! These are too funny. I have heard more than a few really bad ones...
"Four score and seven years ago our fathers brought forth on this continent, a new nation, conceived in Liberty, and dedicated to the proposition that all men are created equal.
Now we are engaged in a great civil war, testing whether that nation, or any nation so conceived and so dedicated, can long endure. We are met on a great battle-field of that war. We have come to dedicate a portion of that field, as a final resting place for those who here gave their lives that that nation might live. It is altogether fitting and proper that we should do this.
But, in a larger sense, we can not dedicate -- we can not consecrate -- we can not hallow -- this ground. The brave men, living and dead, who struggled here, have consecrated it, far above our poor power to add or detract. The world will little note, nor long remember what we say here, but it can never forget what they did here. It is for us the living, rather, to be dedicated here to the unfinished work which they who fought here have thus far so nobly advanced. It is rather for us to be here dedicated to the great task remaining before us -- that from these honored dead we take increased devotion to that cause for which they gave the last full measure of devotion -- that we here highly resolve that these dead shall not have died in vain -- that this nation, under God, shall have a new birth of freedom -- and that government of the people, by the people, for the people, shall not perish from the earth."
...If her panties ain't off now, then she's frigid.
Now we are engaged in a great civil war, testing whether that nation, or any nation so conceived and so dedicated, can long endure. We are met on a great battle-field of that war. We have come to dedicate a portion of that field, as a final resting place for those who here gave their lives that that nation might live. It is altogether fitting and proper that we should do this.
But, in a larger sense, we can not dedicate -- we can not consecrate -- we can not hallow -- this ground. The brave men, living and dead, who struggled here, have consecrated it, far above our poor power to add or detract. The world will little note, nor long remember what we say here, but it can never forget what they did here. It is for us the living, rather, to be dedicated here to the unfinished work which they who fought here have thus far so nobly advanced. It is rather for us to be here dedicated to the great task remaining before us -- that from these honored dead we take increased devotion to that cause for which they gave the last full measure of devotion -- that we here highly resolve that these dead shall not have died in vain -- that this nation, under God, shall have a new birth of freedom -- and that government of the people, by the people, for the people, shall not perish from the earth."
...If her panties ain't off now, then she's frigid.
Vlad The Impaler
Power Slave
You got a purty mouth.
I grunt and point to her and say "You, woman...Now". I grab her around the waist and swing from tree to tree until I find a suitable place to mate.
Vlad The Impaler
Power Slave
You wanna fuck-in get a pizza?
i just give 'em 'The Look'...you know the one 
works every time :thumbsup:
works every time :thumbsup:
:1orglaugh with age comes wisdom young grasshopper. you can pay a little upfront now, or a lot later with cinder blocks through your windshield next week. big part of the game is realizing this:
:lovecoupl = :2 cents::2 cents::2 cents::2 cents::2 cents:
"bitch, I drive a bentley" lol
haha You guys are funny. No need to use pick up lines on me though . If I like your looks It doesn't matter what line you use. they all work.
Just because there are two options doesn’t mean the chances are 50/50. I suspect the yes option is chosen less than 50% of the time.
PlasmaTwa2
The Second-Hottest Man in my Mother's Basement
Hey honey, how's it going? Wanna fight to the death?
Vlad The Impaler
Power Slave
Wanna see my toy box...
