Someone needs to let this woman know about something called: A RAZOR
Under her armpits is more acceptable than the tropical rain forest between her legs. If she expects a guy to go down on her and eat her out - GOOD LUCK! If this was the 1970s - maybe. But this is 2013 and almost 2014 and to expect a guy to dive between her legs when he can't find the hole - GOOD LUCK!
I think Petra said she was supposed to join up as an OCSM a while back, but I haven't seen her yet.