Your Christmas Gift For Another Member

[Member442]

For Vodka
http://t3.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:...mg354/1074/thegayagendafuckshitjesah1.jpg&t=1

For Whimsy
http://kittentoys.org/wp-content/uploads/interactive-cat-toys.jpg

For BlueBalls
http://mcv.gaynewsnetwork.com.au/multisites/mcv/images/stories/504/p9 queeriosity 2.jpg

For Dirk
http://fhg.wierdjapan.com/12896/jap...l-pussy-wal7/?nats=asian1dols:PPS0:wierdjapan

For Plasma
http://rlv.zcache.com/jewish_israel...ds_shoe_shoes-p167716549517093967oix5_400.jpg

For Alisa (stop calling me)
http://www.murderati.com/storage/restrainingOrder300.gif?__SQUARESPACE_CACHEVERSION=1260688013981

And urgently for GregC
http://www.heppell.net/horizontal/media/brain.jpg

My first retraining order. How did you know it was what I wanted? :kiss:

 

[PlasmaTwa2]

For Vodka
http://t3.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:...mg354/1074/thegayagendafuckshitjesah1.jpg&t=1

For Whimsy
http://kittentoys.org/wp-content/uploads/interactive-cat-toys.jpg

For BlueBalls
http://mcv.gaynewsnetwork.com.au/multisites/mcv/images/stories/504/p9 queeriosity 2.jpg

For Dirk
http://fhg.wierdjapan.com/12896/jap...l-pussy-wal7/?nats=asian1dols:PPS0:wierdjapan

For Plasma
http://rlv.zcache.com/jewish_israel...ds_shoe_shoes-p167716549517093967oix5_400.jpg

For Alisa (stop calling me)
http://www.murderati.com/storage/restrainingOrder300.gif?__SQUARESPACE_CACHEVERSION=1260688013981

And urgently for GregC
http://www.heppell.net/horizontal/media/brain.jpg

Wait, you give me a nurse's shoe, but Dirk gets an Asian girl?

I know what I am getting you for Christmas now...

http://tickledbylife.com/site/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/broken-heart.jpg

 

[SpexyAshleigh]

For SpexyAshleigh:





The gift that WILL keep on giving... I hope you'll accept and enjoy!

awww I feel so lurved!

A nice pair of cozy flannel pajamas for Ms. Ashleigh.

woot!!!

Dirk and I plan to surprise Spexy Ashleigh with a custom-built 50 HP gas-powered sybian! We're just waiting for the handle bars and foot stirrups to come back from the chrome shop. :yesyes:

Whoa

You just can't keep your fucking mouth shut, can you?

Whoopsie...cat out of the bag? lol

Indeed. She's the perfect woman.

awwwwww <3

Include bacon, and she'll be getting off for a month. We'll be heroes!

I just came.

 

[L3ggy]

For L3ggy: His very own Tyrant.

I am so happy

 

[Shifty]

I just came.

:rubbel:

 

[HeLovesPorn]

awww I feel so lurved!



woot!!!



Whoa



Whoopsie...cat out of the bag? lol




awwwwww <3



I just came.

But my dearest Ashley, I'll give ya FOUR POUNDS of Bacon, plus a lifetime memebrship to some Halifax Bacon-Of-The-Month club. Hows that sound? :o

 

[TheOrangeCat]

As Cat, I shall observe - with barely concealed contempt - the presents laid before me; and then go sit in the box they came in.

 

[ForumModeregulator]

I don't believe that picture. Any paranoid insane person knows that you never wear yellow because it make you an easier target for snipers. :1orglaugh

buauuahahahahhahahhhahahahhahaa.

 

[Deepcover]

I'm gonna get my gift soon but after the new year.

 

[georges]

For christmas, I would love to have a shoot with Delta White :Flame: nah was just dreaming :laugh:

 

[GregCentauro]

And urgently for GregC
http://www.heppell.net/horizontal/media/brain.jpg

A sponge!!!

 

[vodkazvictim]

I'm going to return that on Boxing Day...

I don't get it? Perhaps I also need a sponge? (See last quoted post)

You fucks didn't even mention me.

Were my requests that unreasonable? All I asked for was Sara Jean Underwood and a Gulfstream V.

Now I'm going to have to kill you all in your sleep for ignoring me. That's my gift to you.

Who're you?

All I haz is my tits and a smile, so tits and smiles for everyone!

Your tits and smile are certainly good enough for me :thumbsup:
I think I'll get you some Vodka...

I got L3ggy and Whimsy a trip for 2 to Silent Hill.

The Orange Cat is getting a scratching post with WTC7WasPulled's face on it.

vodkavictem is getting a new wife.

A-Ry gets a super bowl. Ya I said it.

The rest of you get aids.

A new wife? Well, she can hardly be worse than the current missus... I must confess I'm curious, but I'll wait for tomorrow for the surprise.
I think I'll get you some penicilin.

A sponge!!!

Genius.
I think I'll get you off

 

[thebear247]

i love those gifts tits and ass thats all i want for christmas

 

[Ulysses31]

As I sit here dying from the flu I've thought up some more presents

Georges
http://www.airsoftradio.com/images/MyGuns(Low).jpg

L3ggy
http://getasword.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/Fenrir-viking-gods.jpg

Moonchild22
http://gofigureactionfigures.com/media/sunnydalelibraryplayset.jpg

maleonetwo
http://t3.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcS5YQYbno7d0RAYFXKdWQmxGoLVKaekkQ1F9Y-yrdMg2IYafP0tbA

PirateKing
http://www.product-reviews.net/wp-content/userimages/2007/06/pirate-ship.jpg

meesterperfect
http://downloadsoftwarestore.com/so...03/Snow_Village_3D_Screensaver-screenshot.jpg
(maybe next year)

 

[bodie54]

BlueBalls - a sense of humor. never seen a fellow so bereft.
Skyraider - anger management courses.
Jagger and Rey C - some common sense for a change
D-rock and STDiva - assertiveness training. have an opinion for once!
Dirk - an anatomically correct inflatable Touchdown Jesus
Titsrock - a fungal infection from Tom Brady
Hot Mega - eternal exclusive draft rights to all Ohio HS grads
Facetious - an honorary La Raza membership and citizenship in The People's Republic of China
Georges - dinner and a movie with President Obama

 

[John_8581]

On this Christmas, all I ask for is a simple prayer for Taylor Stevens... that she feels well enough during the next few days and to be strong enough to go through the trying ordeal she is currently facing.

http://taystevens.com/blog/2010/12/merry-xmas-everyone/

 

[Red XXX]

For Spleen: ME!
For Lurking Dirk: A Ghillie Suit!
For Whimsy: Kimmy!
For the Orange cat: Cat food.
For L3ggy: Alissa!
For TheBear247: A bodyguard! http://astorarmsoutdoor.com/ESW/Images/booboo.jpg
For the assorted Mods: I shall behave for once!
For BustyBBWLover: Dors feline!
For Elz3im: Sara Jay!
For Ullysses31: Some Neg-Rep. He's been a naughty boy!

And finally, in the spirit of brotherly love and keeping everybody happy at Christmas, this for BioDefenseGrad! http://farm5.static.flickr.com/4006/4485414357_18dc95d398_z.jpg

If I've missed you out then I'm just not sure what to get you.

I'd just have to give you this http://www.speakeasydistribution.com/store/wigs/tony-wig-ginger-wigs-/prod_2257.html should help with the old comb over :angels:

 

[vodkazvictim]

I'd just have to give you this http://www.speakeasydistribution.com/store/wigs/tony-wig-ginger-wigs-/prod_2257.html should help with the old comb over :angels:

I'll give you 3 guesses what I'd like to give you...

 

[Bloodshot Scott]

I'd like to bequeath my smelly ball sack odor after a long hot week of no showering, to vodkazvictim. :hatsoff: