Your Christmas Gift For Another Member

[Member442]

I'm giving all the good boys and girls naked hugs and kisses and all the bad boys and girls spankings.

As for my cat friend they are getting High on me this Christmas, Bears getting some honey, and dogs are getting a a nice meaty bone(get out of the gutter not that kind) and my wonderful wolf protector gets anything he wants.

VV you get a special gift of me not spanking you for being naughty for a week when you get off your being good kick. :kiss:

 

[Icewater Jones]

For SpexyAshleigh:





The gift that WILL keep on giving... I hope you'll accept and enjoy!

 

[CunningStunts]

A nice pair of cozy flannel pajamas for Ms. Ashleigh.

A subscription to the Economist and Teen Dream for ~Whimsy~.

A bottle of bourbon for BB.

A spanking for Giselle.

Ditto for Ms. Penny Poussin.

The Led Zeppelin remastered box set for HeatBroker.

A subscription to Juggs for TitsRock.

A year's access to InTHeCrack to MilfMan.

And a lifetime membership to the NRA and the GOP National committee for our friend HellRaiser.

Dinner with Bill Maher for HM.

And something some very dirty thoughts for Nikki Nova!

 

[Shifty]

Dirk and I plan to surprise Spexy Ashleigh with a custom-built 50 HP gas-powered sybian! We're just waiting for the handle bars and foot stirrups to come back from the chrome shop. :yesyes:

 

[lurkingdirk]

Dirk and I plan to surprise Spexy Ashleigh with a custom-built 50 HP gas-powered sybian! We're just waiting for the handle bars and foot stirrups to come back from the chrome shop. :yesyes:

You just can't keep your fucking mouth shut, can you?

 

[CunningStunts]

Dirk and I plan to surprise Spexy Ashleigh with a custom-built 50 HP gas-powered sybian! We're just waiting for the handle bars and foot stirrups to come back from the chrome shop. :yesyes:

I would have said a vibrator and worked up from there... lol

 

[Shifty]

You just can't keep your fucking mouth shut, can you?

Sorry, Paul Sr.

 

[lurkingdirk]

Sorry, Paul Sr.

Did you just make an American Choppers reference?

 

[Shifty]

Did you just make an American Choppers reference?

Tight jeans.
Handlebar moustache.
Bossy.
Long days (and nights) in the shop, just the two of us.

On the sybian build, you were my Paul Sr.

 

[lurkingdirk]

Tight jeans.
Handlebar moustache.
Bossy.
Long days (and nights) in the shop, just the two of us.

On the sybian build, you were my Paul Sr.

:rofl2:

You, sir, are funny.

Paul Sr. "What the fuck is that?"
Paul "what?"
Paul Sr. "The dong you've got on that sybian."
Paul "That's a standard dong. What is wrong with it."
Paul Sr. "That's the same fucking dong you use on every fucking sybian we do. Why don't you try something different?"
Paul "This fits with the model. Don't stir things up!"
Paul Sr. "Get a BIGGER FUCKING DONG. What the fuck is wrong with you? And get to work on time."


I think Discovery could make a show of this, Shifty. Are you in?

 

[Shifty]

Yes.

By the way, I'm glad you pushed for the bigger dong.

 

[lurkingdirk]

Yes.

By the way, I'm glad you pushed for the bigger dong.

Did you expect different?

 

[Shifty]

Did you expect different?

Well, I was thinking we'd go with high RPM's, but in this case torque is definitely called for.

 

[lurkingdirk]

Well, I was thinking we'd go with high RPM's, but in this case torque is definitely called for.

torque is fine. More RPMs, more torque, AND a bigger dong. Spexy will love it.

 

[Shifty]

torque is fine. More RPMs, more torque, AND a bigger dong. Spexy will love it.

Indeed. She's the perfect woman.

 

[lurkingdirk]

Indeed. She's the perfect woman.

Include bacon, and she'll be getting off for a month. We'll be heroes!

 

[Shifty]

Include bacon, and she'll be getting off for a month. We'll be heroes!

Yeah! We can make her bacon sammiches while she's in flight. A fun time will be had by all! :drool2:

 

[Ulysses31]

For Vodka
http://t3.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:...mg354/1074/thegayagendafuckshitjesah1.jpg&t=1

For Whimsy
http://kittentoys.org/wp-content/uploads/interactive-cat-toys.jpg

For BlueBalls
http://mcv.gaynewsnetwork.com.au/multisites/mcv/images/stories/504/p9 queeriosity 2.jpg

For Dirk
http://fhg.wierdjapan.com/12896/jap...l-pussy-wal7/?nats=asian1dols:PPS0:wierdjapan

For Plasma
http://rlv.zcache.com/jewish_israel...ds_shoe_shoes-p167716549517093967oix5_400.jpg

For Alisa (stop calling me)
http://www.murderati.com/storage/restrainingOrder300.gif?__SQUARESPACE_CACHEVERSION=1260688013981

And urgently for GregC
http://www.heppell.net/horizontal/media/brain.jpg

 

[lurkingdirk]

For Vodka
http://t3.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:...mg354/1074/thegayagendafuckshitjesah1.jpg&t=1

For Whimsy
http://kittentoys.org/wp-content/uploads/interactive-cat-toys.jpg

For BlueBalls
http://mcv.gaynewsnetwork.com.au/multisites/mcv/images/stories/504/p9 queeriosity 2.jpg

For Dirk
http://**************/crazy_japanese_toilet_girl.jpg

For Plasma
http://rlv.zcache.com/jewish_israel...ds_shoe_shoes-p167716549517093967oix5_400.jpg

For Alisa (stop calling me)
http://www.murderati.com/storage/restrainingOrder300.gif?__SQUARESPACE_CACHEVERSION=1260688013981

And urgently for GregC
http://www.heppell.net/horizontal/media/brain.jpg

How much do I love that the gift for me is the only banned link.

:rubbel:

 

[D-rock]

^^ Boo! :ban:

For WTC7WasPulled

I don't believe that picture. Any paranoid insane person knows that you never wear yellow because it make you an easier target for snipers. :1orglaugh